Annoying bastard

[WrongWay 0]

Okay, so I have an old buddy who randomly sends me (via email, msn, or im) movie quotes or "sings" entire classic rock songs almost every day because he finds it either cool or funny. Five minutes ago it was him typing out "You Shook Me All Night Long" in it's entirety over MSN, and it was one message for every line of the song. Needless to say, this is annoying as fuck, and he seems greatly entertained by it even when I say nothing.

Does anybody else know anyone that does random annoying shit like this?

Edited to add: Yesterday he was quoting "Gone With The Wind". I think either he's gone gay or his girlfriend is making a pansy out of him.

Wrong Way
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[gjhdiver 0]

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Okay, so I have an old buddy who randomly sends me (via email, msn, or im) movie quotes or "sings" entire classic rock songs almost every day because he finds it either cool or funny. Five minutes ago it was him typing out "You Shook Me All Night Long" in it's entirety over MSN, and it was one message for every line of the song. Needless to say, this is annoying as fuck, and he seems greatly entertained by it even when I say nothing.

Does anybody else know anyone that does random annoying shit like this?

Yes. Just dump out the kernel of your machine and email to him. That should keep him busy for a while.

[hookitt 0]

I read the subject and was certain you were calling me names.

To answer your question though, Yes.

Even though it's annoying, I think it's funny he's willing to sit and type that much with out response.

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[labrys 0]

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Does anybody else know anyone that does random annoying shit like this?

Someone I chat with will suddenly start typing "LOL" at the end of each and every message for no reason. It gives me images of him spewing loud, demented laughter at the end of each sentence.

Owned by Remi #?

[kelel01 1]

No, but I know this dumbass who sends me the stupidest fucking e-mail forwards, and sometimes I want to hit "reply to all" and tell him (and everyone else) what a fucking numb nuts he is. He falls for every single one about "For every person you send this to, the American Red Cross will donate . . . ", and he really likes to send me Republican/nationalistic propaganda. Someday I'll actually make good on my threat . . .

Kelly

[catfishhunter 1]

I always hit reply all and write "THIS IS A HOAX PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS NOR SEND TO ANYONE ELSE AS IT MAKES YOU LOOK REALLY STUPID................ LOVE YA ME"

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[Malfunction 0]

Yeah, I know someone that is just as annoying... if not more. She sends me forwards out of the blue... we could not have talked for 6 months, then there is a forward on my email with a comment; usually from some stupid movie or something. Never anything useful or substantial, just garbage.

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[CSpenceFLY 1]

Your friend has waaaaaaay too most time on his hands.

[wildchild 0]

Next time send he does it send him a link to this forum.

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[cvfd1399 0]

OMG I was just thinking of how good that would be!

[SpeedRacer 1]

Here at work I've gotten two mass-emails from people in the office. Both of whom have never heard of the "spunkball" hoax, or the hoax about not flashing your headlights at a car without its lights on, because a gang member will come and kill you. (Even though they made a movie about that one called "Urban Legend") The thing that's f&*ked is, even if you've never heard of these particular hoaxes, you oughta be able to tell they're bullshit just by their general tone.

and every once in awhile I still get one of those Nigerian scams emailed to me.

do these people live under a frickin' rock, or what??

Speed Racer
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[kelel01 1]

My favorite one that some dumbass in my office sent to the whole freakin' company (600 people) was that fucking Mel Gibson story about him formerly being a circus freak. I thought, I'm gonna have to quit my job, because I work with MORONS!

Kelly

[Dougiefresh 0]

One of my best friends does that in person... ya get a couple of beers in him and it's pure movie quotes the rest of the night...

I figure he's covering for the fact he's really really shy and has really low self esteem.

He's done 2 tandems tho, so all is not lost.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[Tailgate 0]

My fav was when one of the execs at my former job wanted everyone to know about a virus attachment that was making it's way around, so when it was mailed to him, he fwd it to the WHOLE COMPANY!

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

Yeah. Sending me 'peace and love and blessings if you forward this to ten people'...WHAT FREAKING MORONS!!!

I don't care WHAT THE MESSAGE SAYS if it says 'FORWARD THIS ON TO 'x' AMOUNT OF PEOPLE' you are proclaiming your idiocy if you do it....

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[lowtimer 0]

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ya get a couple of beers in him and it's pure movie quotes the rest of the night...

Is that bad?


shit.

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[sunshine 2]

I used to think it was funny to warn someone on AOL til the guy got mad and blocked me....

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[aprilcat 0]

I have a friend that bothers me on messenger at night. He tells me stuff about Michigan. Like..where the thumb of the mitten is. Some crap about Saginaw Bay. No offense to the Michigan'ers out there, but I don't give a flying f**k where to buy fudge. Any place that centers around Fudge and the Lions is not the place to be. I let him type for a while then tell him I'm going to bed. Sometimes he'll ask me why I'm not answering him and I'll TRY to be polite and tell him I'm crocheting (which I usually AM at night), but that just fuels him! Soon he gets tired of talking to himself and says goodnight.

Anyone that pm's me during the day with something like that will get the 'I'm working...can't chat' response. If he keept typing, put him on ignore for about 6 hours and catch him tomorrow(try not to forget to remove the iggy). ~~April

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[Tink1717 2]

Guys like that are the reason that killfiles were invented. Plonk him.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
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[gerrcoin 0]

I got this a few years ago and now I send it to anyone who sends me those crap chain letter forwards
How to deal chain letters - the complete version
Hello, my name is Alfonso Merkin. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion fucking forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 fucking cents every time you send me the letter.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. P.S. Please forward this to at least 50 of your best friends!
THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down)
Make a wish!!!
Really, go on and make one!!!
Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!!!
Not that, you pervert!!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!!!!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
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Chain Letter Type 2
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.
Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly.
Thanks again!!
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Chain Letter Type 3
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Queer Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of shit, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!!
Queer Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity.
This Could Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.
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Chain Letter Type 4:
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends
* A friend is someone who is always at your side,
* A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like poop,
* A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
* A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
* A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
* A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
* A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English, no sorry that's the cleaning lady,
* A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll be eaten by wild muts
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There. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chain letters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity, send it on!!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, but otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! If you don't, I don't care, but why not show this around? Take two minutes and forward it. Thanks! Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, ignore it.
If it's a joke or something, send it, sure, but if it's gonna make people feel guilty (i.e. the willieless boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) or nervous (i.e. Miranda Pinsley who ended up in a waterfall of turds) just delete it.
Do yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, and say,
"#$@% CHAIN LETTERS!!"

[kansasskydiver 0]

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Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then

Yes there was, Al Gore invented it But really, there was email back then

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