skybytch 259 #1 July 21, 2004 Sorry. All these sex threads, then I see a thread titled "Celebrate!" and well, it's been awhile y'know, I couldn't help it... I saw "Celibate!" Brings up an interesting question though. Are you really celibate if you ain't gettin' laid but you are regularly killing kittens? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #2 July 21, 2004 Lisa....I think of being celibate as taking some kind of religious vow or something. Hope you haven't gone there, girl... linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 July 21, 2004 We still attending nun school in the fall bytch? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 July 21, 2004 QuoteWe still attending nun school in the fall bytch? Might as well, I seem to be gettin' pretty good at this celibate thing and from what I can tell that's important. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 July 21, 2004 Crap.....had to edit due to some basic rules of the forums......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 July 21, 2004 Nothing wrong with celibacy, I haven't had a girlfriend in over 10 years...no problem. I'm a skydiver now __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #7 July 21, 2004 QuoteAre you really celibate if you ain't gettin' laid but you are regularly killing kittens? I think so. There is no sport in just killing kittens....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #8 July 21, 2004 QuoteNothing wrong with celibacy, I haven't had a girlfriend in over 10 years...no problem. I'm a skydiver now I don't know you Ivan, but your posts continue to crack me up Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #9 July 21, 2004 HOW YOU DOIN' Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 191 #10 July 21, 2004 Quote Sorry. All these sex threads, then I see a thread titled "Celebrate!" and well, it's been awhile y'know, I couldn't help it... I saw "Celibate!" Brings up an interesting question though. Are you really celibate if you ain't gettin' laid but you are regularly killing kittens? There's a big difference between celibacy and being between relationships. Doing without sucks, but swearing it off is unnatural. Blue skies and dead kittens, Winsor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #11 July 21, 2004 QuoteNothing wrong with celibacy, I haven't had a girlfriend in over 10 years...no problem. Is celibacy a Jedi thing too? Edited to add: Hey Ivan, if ya can't do it yourself, you can just use your Jedi mind trick on em...... *waves hand* "You want to have mind blowing sex with me." Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #12 July 21, 2004 Why would anyone choose to be celibate unless it were a job requirement? It's a readily curable condition.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #13 July 21, 2004 QuoteIt's a readily curable condition. but only in a few places.... nevada, europe, and a bar at closing time with the drunk chick with only 2 teeth.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #14 July 21, 2004 Quotebut only in a few places.... nevada, europe, and a bar at closing time with the drunk chick with only 2 teeth.... Reminds me of the lyrics, "Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and at 10 i woke up with a 2" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #15 July 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteIt's a readily curable condition. but only in a few places.... nevada, europe, and a bar at closing time with the drunk chick with only 2 teeth.... I never tried any of those. I haven't had any trouble finding a partner or two. Last time I was celibate was in 1965.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
