scottbre 0 #1 July 22, 2004 What everyday household item would you vote for to run the country and why? Take this poll seriously folks, the future of your country depends on it. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #2 July 22, 2004 Don't think too hard about this one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 July 22, 2004 The toilet, duh. Cause there's always someone that wants to give a shit, and they just need the right place for it. Not to mention having a leader that doesn't mind getting shit on is a plus.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 July 22, 2004 QuoteWhat everyday household item would you vote for to run the country and why? Take this poll seriously folks, the future of your country depends on it. Thios belongs in SC sooooo - I voted other and explain goes like this - It should be an american made short stock semi auto - we can vote on the different kinds - but it should be able to be used in close prox and long range - See you in Speakers Corner.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 July 22, 2004 I would categorize most existing Politicians as "the Toilet" (ie.. Full of Shit). I think our current President is dangerously close to the microwave (ie.. The Nuker). So that leaves the Electrical Outlet, Kitchen Sink and the Telephone. I guess I would have to go with the telephone as at least it is useful for communication. This is also a dangerously Political thread for Bonfire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 July 22, 2004 I went with other. I vote for a three hole punch in office. This item can single handedly organize the country into an efficient self sufficient machine. It will eliminate those mountains of paper, punch out red tape and idiotic beuracracy. The three whole punch has no alterior motives except to line things up perfectly and organize. It has no religious orientation. It is single in purpose. While it may not be considered a household item, no household should be without one. PUNCH FOR '04... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 July 22, 2004 LOL "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 July 22, 2004 The Telephone - nope. All talk, no substance, and sometimes the messenger cannot be trusted. Sounds like Michael Moore. The Kitchen Sink - Include everything. Supposedly used to clean up a mess, but is the dirtiest object in to house, after the toilet. Sounds like Kerry. The Toilet - Full of shit. Sounds like Nader. The Electrical Outlet - No. It cannot be trusted due to past "ties" with Enron, which contributed heavily to it. Kind of the GWB of them. The Microwave - Interesting. Can be used to heat things up, but if allowed to go too long will leave smoldering wreckage. Can only be useful or tolerated for use of only seconds at a time. SOunds like Hillary. Other (explain) - I'd vote for the plunger. It has a shitty job, but doesn't bitch about it, and nobody likes it. They complain when the job needs to be done, but are gratified with the results. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #9 July 22, 2004 My Pearl Panther - it would keep all the ladies happy! I think you guys know what I am talking about"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 July 22, 2004 QuoteMy Pearl Panther - it would keep all the ladies happy! I think you guys know what I am talking about That the one that Purrs really loud?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 July 22, 2004 QuoteThat the one that Purrs really loud? No, but she does Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #12 July 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteThat the one that Purrs really loud? No, but she does Your telling everyone my secrets ----------------------------------------------------------------"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #13 July 22, 2004 No Brainer. A toilet takes a lot of shit but has a tendency to just keep right on running. When it gets plugged up, it's easy to clean the whole thing out with a plunger too, and we're right back to business. Jen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 July 22, 2004 Aww Seb, you're so freakin cute!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #15 July 22, 2004 I'm surprised noone mentionned the massaging showerhead... It seems some people here have a successful use for this device and it would certainly bring some peace on earth. scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #16 July 22, 2004 QuoteI'm surprised noone mentionned the massaging showerhead... It seems some people here have a successful use for this device and it would certainly bring some peace on earth. The Pearl Panther is way better than a massaging showhead"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #17 July 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm surprised noone mentionned the massaging showerhead... It seems some people here have a successful use for this device and it would certainly bring some peace on earth. The Pearl Panther is way better than a massaging showhead pearl panther ???scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
