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Crazy places to get laid....got one??

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A girl once told me that she wanted to have sex in a really uncomfortable place. :o



So we did it in a Volkswagen. :)

(Damn I love that movie.) :D



I was makin' out with a girl I knew in my old Hyundai Excel. She was getting pretty excited from me rubbing her crotch through her jeans, so she whispered urgently in my ear, "...Kiss me where it smells!"



So I drove her to New Jersey.


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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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First...you are the HORNIEST person i have ever met...and yes i have met you. I just realized from your profile you did my tandem video a year ago HAHA. Sorry, just really amusing to me :P



I am not....I am just giving people soemthing to talk about on dropzone.com....:)

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Great Place!!!!
After graduation from ECU. My girlfriend and I found a quite place with a nice pond. Did not realize the same place was in the approach to the local airport. Several planes did a go around that day!!!!!!
Come to think of it, I guess sex led to aviation or the love of!!!! Sex, skydiving-Are they not the same?




FINALLY!!!! Somebody has a cool story to tell!!!:)

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Your eyes are turning brown.

You know what I've learned from lots of time around pals. The ones that spend time with girls on their arm get the girls in bed, and the girls come back for more. The ones that spend their time telling about how hot this girl was they "did yesterday" or "how big they are" usually did not get the girl and are the ones trying to find out where to get Levitra.



LOL....

It's like having a an email [email protected] and planning your 4th AFF while on the 2 year DZ plan.

Unbelievable.. literally. Three words... BLOW UP DOLL.

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Crazy places to get laid



The golf course always worked for me in high school. I worked at the Pro Shop, and knew how to hot-wire golf carts for a late night spin. You just putter out to a remote putting green, where the grass is nice and soft, and the stars are shining...

Then they went and spoiled it all one year by putting in automatic sprinklers that would pop up and start spraying water at the worst possible times!

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I worked at the Pro Shop, and knew how to hot-wire golf carts for a late night spin. You just putter out to a remote putting green, where the grass is nice and soft, and the stars are shining...



Think you could teach me how to hotwire a cart next time I'm at waller, it would be a shame to waste all those greens nearby:D:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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In a radio station (with the DJ!), beside a river in Yellowstone with both a starry sky and thunderstorm overhead simultaneously, on top of a mountain with 60 degree weather but snow all around, middle of a cornfield, PA Forest Dept land, in various cars/pickups.

Jen

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

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Hmmm.. There have been several. But one that comes to mind is Six Flags Astroworld in Houston. In the middle of the afternoon riding in one of those two person gondalas (sp?) going from one side of the park to the other. She pulled my shorts down and went at it. Very nice in deed, does make for a quickie though.

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Under my cubicle desk. Had to stop in the middle because we heard people coming to the break room to get a pop. Later that desk became my supervisors so whenever she pissed me off I'd always think, "yeah? well i had sex under your desk">:(

Other off places were in my friends bathroomx2

Friends hot tub

Friends balcony

In a CRX if front of friends apt(on frat house row, party must have gotten busted because all of a sudden there were way too many people walking past my car. Windows were all fogged up so screw it)

On top of the broken jumpzilla at a DZ i've been to. Don't think anyone saw us.

Parking garage at work

All with the same girl too, life is good:)
lol'ing just thinking of all of these places

Chris


--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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On top of the broken jumpzilla at a DZ i've been to. Don't think anyone saw us.



SO you two are the ones that broke it!!!! :o:ph34r:
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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- In the woods of Walden Pond (right near the original site of Henry David Thoreau's cabin). We could hear people swimming down on the beach around the lake.

-On the bathroom floor of a hotel suite during a party

- On the night train from Glasgow to London.B| We did it on the top bunk with me on top. Then a 2nd time on the bottom bunk w/ her on top. or something.B|

these all happened a long time ago. damn, its been awhile since I've "gotten creative"
:D;)
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also one time my girlfriend & I were visiting my brother & his wife. We were sitting in the livingroom. My brother went off to do something & his wife went off to get dinner started. So while they were out of the room I gave my gf a hand (finger?) job.
:o



.....and yes, I washed my hands before dinner!!:D
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