What do you think about a skydiver that stiffs a rigger?

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In that case...use either handcuffs or silk scarves...until they admit wrong and steal their wallet and buy a few bottles of expensive champagne......Oh wait, that's what I would do...


~R+R

Can I . . .Um . .. Borrow some money? I PROMISE to pay you back.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...two dollar hookers don't need a tip you know......

~R+R...You give me a twenty and I'll buy a jump ticket later...

[Samurai136 0]

I would go confiscate "My" freebag and "My" pilotchute until they decided they wanted to provide me a bottle of Rum.

I know of riggers who have appropriated the thread and patch on canopies of non-paying customers...
Ken

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[turtlespeed 212]

i think we are interrupting thier rigger stiffing thing they have going on here.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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i think we are interrupting thier rigger stiffing thing they have going on here.

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"rigger stiffing" is that a technical term?


~R+R...

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[PhreeZone 15]

I think you should reclaim any unpaid for parts right before the start of a beautiful jump day. Charge double if they want them back.

Then again just knowing that someone owes their miserable existance to you should leave you a lot of satisfaction.

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Interesting that it was assumed the person in question is female...why is that?

Most people use the terms "him" or "he" maybe i tend to use "her" and "she." You familiar with how people use the english language nowadays?

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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

This person is a HE...no question about it..and HE is due for mega flogging!

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[bbarnhouse 0]

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You familiar with how people use the english language nowadays?

Most assuredly I am, and most people when referring to a non-gender tend to use the masculine form

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and HE is due for mega flogging!

No doubt about it! For shame on HIM!

[Stacy 0]

I can personally think of many people I'd stiff before my rigger. People not in charge of my possible last resort an emergency would come first on the list. Mike's rum runners rule!

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[skymama 35]

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No doubt about it! For shame on HIM!

Ooooh, now I know who you're talking about!

For shame, for shame. I propose the worst possible scenario possible for a scoundrel like this...and make sure you get video!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Ooooh, now I know who you're talking about!

For shame, for shame. I propose the worst possible scenario possible for a scoundrel like this...and make sure you get video!

And to think Mama that he tried to blame not finding his d-bag on me! Can I help it if I was already back on the dz preparing to land, why I was way infront of him. I think we aught to be able to come up with something to shame him into paying up!
Like...offering packing lessons? Bwahhhhhhhhh

[skymama 35]

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Like...offering packing lessons? Bwahhhhhhhhh

LMAO, you are ruthless!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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LMAO, you are ruthless

LOL yes well in the nicest possible way...of course

[tbrown 26]

Depends. Why were you doing the free work and providing free gear for him (her?)???

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Yeah really. All these free repacks AND replacing a pilot chute & free bag ? Sounds like a stong undercurrent of sexual desire involved in this, whether it be a he or a she.

Oh geez! Try someone who is sponsored and this person was the company rigger...for heavens sake!

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i think we are interrupting thier rigger stiffing thing they have going on here.

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"rigger stiffing" is that a technical term?


~R+R...

Maybe he meant "rigorous stiffing."

And I vote for the "pull silver" idea, too.

OR, Couldn't a rigger put a "mechanic's lien" on a rig, just like anyone else who does work and is not payed for it per a prior agreement? I would confiscate the rig when the non-payer wasn't watching it, and lock it in the rigging loft -- again, on a nice blue Saturday morning. Give the deadbeat time to get to an ATM. You'll probably get your liquor or your money.

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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Yeah really. All these free repacks AND replacing a pilot chute & free bag ? Sounds like a stong undercurrent of sexual desire involved in this, whether it be a he or a she.

Oh geez! Try someone who is sponsored and this person was the company rigger...for heavens sake!

Implicit in the original post was work done for a friend for free. Kind of a different flavor with your explanation, don't you think?

Michael

[SkymonkeyONE 3]

And speaking of "hookups", I hope my boy Big Mikey Forsyth chooses MY Racer tandem to repack at the demo in Ramtool! It would be a shame to repack an ugly rig when mine is so goddamn sexy.

Chuckie

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Implicit in the original post was work done for a friend for free. Kind of a different flavor with your explanation, don't you think?

Yuppers I do think! Then again if one reads the entire thread, they soon learn that this was a post meant in fun (according to the original posters last statement)

Also note that the although the rigger hasn't received his Morgan yet, it was agreed that he would receive it in Rantoul as previously stated.
Changes the flavor when all of the pieces are put out there.
Just goes to show ya...two sides to every storyI think Mike needs to win the spoon award for this one...just stirring LOL

[SkymonkeyONE 3]

there is no spoon

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there is no spoon

Thanks Neo......


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[larsrulz 0]

I say send him for a ride and hook his main up backwards when he isn't looking. As long as you don't mind repacking the reserve yet again if he is a wuss.

I got a strong urge to fly, but I got no where to fly to. -PF

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Yuppers I do think! Then again if one reads the entire thread, they soon learn that this was a post meant in fun (according to the original posters last statement)

Yes this is true. The offender tried (in a fun way) to justify their non-payment and I said lets take it to the list and see what your fellow skydivers say, and the voice of many have spoken.

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Also note that the although the rigger hasn't received his Morgan yet, it was agreed that he would receive it in Rantoul as previously stated.

According to whom? Promising and agreed to is two different things. I never agreed to that. This is what they now say they will do. In fact as I remember my conversation with a certain woman she was going to have to make good for them!

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In fact as I remember my conversation with a certain woman she was going to have to make good for them!

If I pay the debt there Mikey...then he is gonna have to take packing lessons! Bwahhhhhhhhhh from me!

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If I pay the debt there Mikey...then he is gonna have to take packing lessons! Bwahhhhhhhhhh from me!

YIKES, talking about a fate worse than death.Owing me is just a fun thing, owing the Porno Pixie........I'll take death thank you.

And I think they should be public packing lessons! For this I'll gladly give you all rights of the debt.