DownWind 0 #1 July 27, 2004 I am a bit bored at work today and wanted to start a list of toasts from around the world. They can be one word to funny quips. Lets grow the list - Cheers - Prost - She offered her honor, I honored her offer and all night long I was on her and off her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 July 27, 2004 I don't know how they go, but there are the two that end, "Fuck you, here's to me", and "Fuck them, here's to us". Very sweet, sentimental toasts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 July 27, 2004 You're thinking of "my" toast... QuoteHere's to wars and restitution Here's to whores and prostitution Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n Here's to you and here's to me The best of friends that will ever be But if we should ever disagree... Well FUCK YOU and here's to me! That's my all time favorite toast.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 July 27, 2004 That's it! Awesome! The other one I wa referring to has something to do with "Here's to the ones we love. Blah, blah, blah. Something about if they don't love us, Fuck them and here's to us." Anybody? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #5 July 27, 2004 To honor. To getting on her. To staying on her. If you can't come in her come on her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #6 July 27, 2004 Here's to those who love us, and to those don't may the good Lord turn their hearts, or if he cant' turn their hearts may he turn their ankles ...so we'll know them by their limp. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #7 July 27, 2004 This one's for the men trying to meet ladies: I've been over you (move shot glass over hers) I've been under you (move shot glass under hers) I've around you (move shot glass in a circle around hers) Here's to hoping!!! (pour a bit from your shot glass into hers)There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #9 July 27, 2004 A Toast: "To nipples, for without them, boobies would be pointless!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #10 July 27, 2004 can't spell em but: prost (Polish?) slancha (Irish) compai (Japanese) There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #11 July 27, 2004 Chin Chin (italian) Santé (french) Salute (russian I think)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #12 July 27, 2004 Here's to staying single seeing double and sleeping triple! Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #13 July 27, 2004 Here is a Toast to heat, Not to the kind that ignites and burns down shanties But to the kind that excites and brings down panties! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #14 July 27, 2004 Here's one I always use to start a night of hopeless, brain-cell mauling, memory blanking drunkeness. I dunno where it comes from, I got it from a buddy I used to work with, mebbe somebody else heard it... I've smoked dope, chewed rope, dirty danced, french romanced, fought, farted, fucked, shot the moon and drove big trucks. I've been to Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Fort Wayne, been to three World's Fairs. I've been around the world twice, looked danger in the face, and seen goats fuck in the marketplace. ...But I ain't NEVER seen shit like the shit that goes on around this place! Obviously you see why it's used to start the evening rather than used later in the evening... it's hard enough to get through when sober! Elvisio "warming up for Rantoul" rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #15 July 27, 2004 This is from my boss, he comes up with the most disgusting toasts ever If I had a dog that could piss this stuff If I knew that dog could piss enough I tie that dog to my bed and suck his dick until he's dead"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #16 July 27, 2004 Heard one at a divorce party babbled by a drunken divorcee.... "When yer single yer pockets jingle...When yer married yer fuckin' skint! - Hic - Cant live withem, cant live without em!" ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #17 July 27, 2004 I met a girl from Moldova, they say Nahroq (sp?) I always like this one: Here's to our wives, our girlfriends, and our mistresses... May they never meet. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #18 July 27, 2004 the irish toast is "Slainte" pronounced SLAWN-cha. dunno about the others. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #19 July 27, 2004 Welsh (Cymraeg) Iechydd da I bob cymro! (Good health to the Welsh) Ty'll tyn I pob saesneg ( Kiss my arse Englishman!) Iechydd da,I bob americaneg ( good health to americans) My fav.....Amser Guinness!!! ( Guinness time!!!) Gaelic Slainte,Failte,sonas agus beartas (Health wealth & happiness)Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingAngel 0 #20 July 27, 2004 Maybe it's one of my favs - Here's to the men we love, Here's to the men who love us, and if the men we love, don't love us then fuck the men and here's to us! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 July 27, 2004 THANK YOU! That's it! I love that one! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #22 July 28, 2004 This was the toast at my wedding oh so many years ago. "Here's to it and to it again, if you ever get to it and you don't do it, here's hoping you never get to it to do it again". P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
