alanab 0 #1 November 27, 2004 i accidentally left a 1/2 loaf of bread at my apartment at school. i am home for break now for 5 weeks! i left it there 1 week ago and wont be returning until jan 3. anyone know what happens to bread after that long? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ditch9276 0 #2 November 27, 2004 It will walk!!!! You're not alone in apartment anymore! It lives!!! .The only rings that are worth wearing, are those of my 3-ring-system!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 November 27, 2004 is it in the fridge? if so it will just be stale. if its on the counter then its gonna stink up the place.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 November 27, 2004 If you left it out on the counter, it's going to growl at you when you pick it up...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #5 November 27, 2004 i left it in the"bread drawer" all alone in there whats gonna happen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 November 27, 2004 If you mean a bread keeper (like a little cabinet just for the bread), it's gonna growl....lolMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 November 27, 2004 is the bread drawer refridgerated?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 November 27, 2004 I think she means a bread keeper....one of those cabinet things ya put on the counter... if so, it's gonna be like a replay of "Young Frankenstein" She'll be running down the hall, screaming "It's alive!!! It's ALIVEEEEEEEE"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #9 November 27, 2004 no... just a regular drawer. but with a 1/2 loaf of home pride wheat bread in it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 November 27, 2004 Yeah, you're definitely gonna have a science project goin on.... watch out it doesn't bite ya!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #11 November 27, 2004 The whole drawer might be green by the time you get back!! Like some fuzzy green cave with a huge living stinky green mass in it!!Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 November 27, 2004 "Nuke if from orbit...it's the only way to be sure!"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #13 November 27, 2004 $5 says it "grows" about a cm in diameter because of the buildup of mold that will be on it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #14 November 27, 2004 No worries if it is Wonder Bread. It'll be as good as when you bought it. It's kinda like Twinkies or Spam. They have half lives of at least 100 years. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 November 27, 2004 I am really worried for you now AirMail, how old have you eaten bread????? Fess up now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #16 November 27, 2004 But, but...... I thought Penicillin was good for you. Not that I need some right now, mind you. P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #17 November 27, 2004 You'll at the least have a new Chia pet. Sing it with me now... Ch ch ch ch ccchhhiiiaaaa!!!!! Worst case scenario, it will evolve into a superior species.... Run while you still can!!! And no not up the stairs like cheesy horror flicks _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #18 November 28, 2004 depends what kind of bread and how you left it. If it's this soft sandwich bread and it's in plastic, as they all said, you'll have a new form of life in your flat. That's what they add to the milk to manufacture Roquefort cheese. If it's not in plastic it might just dry and be very hard... Just crush it, and go to the next lake, wet th ebread and feed the ducks.scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #19 November 28, 2004 Yeah, science experiment. Don't try to eat it...and don't bring it to the Eloy Boogie to use for sandwiches . Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #20 November 28, 2004 Just be glad it wasnt a pot of mashed potatoes.. Been there seen that...scared for life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 November 28, 2004 Quotewhats gonna happen? Dude........you're rich!!!! You can sell it to the government as a cure for Anthrax. Or maybe sell it to North Korea as a bio weapon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
