Toasts

[unformed 0]

Let me know the toasts you guys and girls use when you go out getting plasterd. I'm trying to think of some good toasts.

I'll start. The one one we usually use when there's a bunch of us is:

Here's to the breezes
That blows through the trees-es
And lifts girls skirt abooooooove the knees-es
It teases and pleases,
but spreads NOOOOOOOOOO diseases.
To the snatch,
down the hatch.

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[DaGimp 0]

Here's to you
Here's to me
Best of friends
that we should be
If ever that we
Should disagree
then FUCK YOU
heres to me

"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

[AggieDave 6]

Quote

Here's to you
Here's to me
Best of friends
that we should be
If ever that we
Should disagree
then FUCK YOU
heres to me

Here's the full version:


Here's to wars and restitution
Here's to whores and prostitution
Here's to the bee that got the bull a buck'n
Here's to Adam who stuck it to Eve and got the whole world a fuck'n
Here's to you and here's to me
The best of friends that we should be
but if we should ever disagree
well FUCK you and here's to me

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Marz 0]

One of my favorites comes from Russell Crow in "Master and Commander":

To our wives and lovers....
May they never meet!

[DrunkMonkey 0]

To Honor:

"Get on 'er,
Get in 'er,
Stay On 'er."

[davedlg 0]

Here is the one that we use whenever we are around all of our rafting / climbing buddies:

Here's to us
Those like us
The dammed few
And they're all dead

[Jonno5 0]

Heres to the girl with the little red shoes
She drinks my liquor,She drinks my booze
She Aint no virgin,but thats no sin
She still has the box the Cherry came in.