DrunkMonkey 0 #1 February 9, 2005 We get screwed over by this world... -Manual transmissions -School Desks -Scissors -Firearms -Keyboards -Can openers -English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?) -Computer mice -Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident WTF!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 February 9, 2005 Statistically, lefties die earlier anyway. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
complexity 0 #3 February 9, 2005 i would add: spiral notebooks (hard to write) vegetable peelers soup ladles trying to learn any sport is more difficult and find equipment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 February 9, 2005 That's what you get for being a minority. I won't make this into a SC worthy thread, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottMcC 0 #5 February 9, 2005 don't forget surgical tools--I had to learn how to do everything right handed to survive that rotation. but the best comment I ever got, after a case, when my resident saw me writing a note, "I didn't know you were left handed." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 February 9, 2005 QuoteThat's what you get for being a minority. I won't make this into a SC worthy thread, though. True, we're a minority - but based on the crossover in the brain, we're also the only people in our "right minds" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #7 February 9, 2005 Whine whine whine! lmao QuoteManual transmissions Move to England! Quote-School Desks You are lucky you spawns of satan get an education! QuoteScissors So it cuts up as opposed to down? Quote-Firearms Lefties arent part of that 4th ammendment thingy you guys have? Quote-Keyboards You forgot Mouses... Quote-Can openers Get one that opens the side of the can and stop whining! Quote-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?) Learn French! Quote-Computer mice Ok.. you didnt forget! Quote-Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident Yeah.... I much prefer non-horrible deadly accidents! ;-) Quotespiral notebooks (hard to write) Its just as hard for us to write on the back pages.. so use those! Quotevegetable peelers Arent they double sided????? Quotesoup ladles Eat steak! Quotetrying to learn any sport is more difficult and find equipment Is that why Tennis champs are usually lefties? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 February 9, 2005 QuoteWe get screwed over by this world... -Manual transmissions -School Desks -Scissors -Firearms -Keyboards -Can openers -English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?) -Computer mice -Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident WTF!?! More likely to work in IT. Among software developers, I have found that 1 out of 4 (sometimes 3) is left-handed. The reason that left-handed people die earlier is choice. It is so tiring to constantly be guiding right-handed people through life while simultaneously ruling the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #9 February 9, 2005 QuoteThat's what you get for being a minority. I won't make this into a SC worthy thread, though. My DZ is FILLED with lefties. And we rule!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #10 February 9, 2005 Right hand deployment on skydiving equipment! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 February 9, 2005 Yeah, well, my DZ is filled with drunks. Doesn't mean it's a good thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 February 9, 2005 Being ambidexrtous is worse sometimes, I mean, try to play a drumset, IT'S NUTS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #13 February 9, 2005 QuoteRight hand deployment on skydiving equipment! plenty of people deploy with left hand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winznut 0 #14 February 9, 2005 would like to add: -playing guitar =/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #15 February 9, 2005 yay for lefties!!! Sure, not everything is catered to us lefties, but not being like everyone else is fun! We are a unique breed of people. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #16 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteRight hand deployment on skydiving equipment! plenty of people deploy with left hand Yes. Their reserve. I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #17 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteRight hand deployment on skydiving equipment! plenty of people deploy with left hand Yes. Their reserve. I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man! A guy at our DZ dislocated his right shoulder during a dive and reached around and pulled with his left. He now has his rig modded so the PC is on the left.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 February 9, 2005 Quote-Manual transmissions Since I steer with my left, It's easier to shift with the right Quote-Scissors ouch! as the finger holes cut into you Quote-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?) how about chalk boards three ring notebooks sprial notebooks how about the positives other than the obivous: - smarter - more creative - more sexy Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #19 February 9, 2005 Next, Whiners Read Below. And im a Lefty. The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottMcC 0 #20 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteRight hand deployment on skydiving equipment! plenty of people deploy with left hand Yes. Their reserve. I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man! A guy at our DZ dislocated his right shoulder during a dive and reached around and pulled with his left. He now has his rig modded so the PC is on the left. a guy named me did that twice too, but I decided to get my shoulder fixed and left my rig alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 February 9, 2005 Quotehow about chalk boards I had a psychology prof in college who had a supply closet next to the chalkboard. I sat on the 3rd row back and closer to the right. I noticed that if I ignored his writing on the left-side blackboard, he would write more on my side of the room. By the end of class, he would only write on the right chalkboard, sometimes bumping his elbow on the cabinet. Is that a case of operant conditioning? He should have given me an A in the class. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevebabin 0 #22 February 9, 2005 Everyone in the world was born Right-Handed...... Only the best of us could overcome it!"Science, logic and reason will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings." "Because figuring things out is always better than making shit up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #23 February 9, 2005 Being left-handed is a choice. And satan makes people choose it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #24 February 9, 2005 QuoteBeing left-handed is a choice. And satan makes people choose it. I always thought I was going to hell for something, at least now I know what I'm there for... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #25 February 9, 2005 nah, you just have to look where to go for your stuff..... http://thelefthand.com/ is one of many stores for the freaks of the world! Thankfully i'm kinda ambadextrious.....[sp?] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites