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We get screwed over by this world...

-Manual transmissions
-School Desks
-Scissors
-Firearms
-Keyboards
-Can openers
-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?)
-Computer mice
-Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident

WTF!?!

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That's what you get for being a minority. I won't make this into a SC worthy thread, though. ;):D



True, we're a minority - but based on the crossover in the brain, we're also the only people in our "right minds" :P
Mike
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Whine whine whine! lmao


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Manual transmissions


Move to England!

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-School Desks


You are lucky you spawns of satan get an education!

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Scissors


So it cuts up as opposed to down?

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-Firearms


Lefties arent part of that 4th ammendment thingy you guys have?

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-Keyboards


You forgot Mouses... :P

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-Can openers


Get one that opens the side of the can and stop whining!

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-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?)


Learn French! ;)

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-Computer mice


Ok.. you didnt forget!

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-Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident


Yeah.... I much prefer non-horrible deadly accidents! ;-)


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spiral notebooks (hard to write)


Its just as hard for us to write on the back pages.. so use those! :P

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vegetable peelers


Arent they double sided?????

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soup ladles


Eat steak!

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trying to learn any sport is more difficult and find equipment


Is that why Tennis champs are usually lefties? :P
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We get screwed over by this world...

-Manual transmissions
-School Desks
-Scissors
-Firearms
-Keyboards
-Can openers
-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?)
-Computer mice
-Much more likely to die in a horrible industrial accident

WTF!?!



More likely to work in IT. Among software developers, I have found that 1 out of 4 (sometimes 3) is left-handed.

The reason that left-handed people die earlier is choice. It is so tiring to constantly be guiding right-handed people through life while simultaneously ruling the world.
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Right hand deployment on skydiving equipment! :P



plenty of people deploy with left hand ;)



Yes. Their reserve.

I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man!

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Right hand deployment on skydiving equipment! :P



plenty of people deploy with left hand ;)



Yes. Their reserve.

I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man!



A guy at our DZ dislocated his right shoulder during a dive and reached around and pulled with his left. He now has his rig modded so the PC is on the left.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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-Manual transmissions



Since I steer with my left, It's easier to shift with the right

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-Scissors


ouch! as the finger holes cut into you


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-English language was made for right handers (ink smear on the side of your hand, anyone?)



how about chalk boards
three ring notebooks
sprial notebooks:S



how about the positives other than the obivous:
- smarter
- more creative
- more sexy
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Right hand deployment on skydiving equipment! :P



plenty of people deploy with left hand ;)



Yes. Their reserve.

I've also had/seen a couple of rigs modified for left hand deployment. Shoulder issues. Even one for a one armed man!



A guy at our DZ dislocated his right shoulder during a dive and reached around and pulled with his left. He now has his rig modded so the PC is on the left.



a guy named me did that twice too, but I decided to get my shoulder fixed and left my rig alone. B|

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how about chalk boards



I had a psychology prof in college who had a supply closet next to the chalkboard. I sat on the 3rd row back and closer to the right. I noticed that if I ignored his writing on the left-side blackboard, he would write more on my side of the room.

By the end of class, he would only write on the right chalkboard, sometimes bumping his elbow on the cabinet.

Is that a case of operant conditioning? He should have given me an A in the class. ;)

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