Rebecca 0 #51 March 3, 2005 Swallowing = eating, so yes, I would have qualms. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #52 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuotePETA offend me. PS Who/what is PETA? People Eating Tasty Animals PETA can get mascots released but they can't get Wilford Brimley off that damn horse... Wilford offends me I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #53 March 3, 2005 QuoteSwallowing = eating, so yes, I would have qualms. Yeah - but you are so much in the minority there - it really matters not.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #54 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteSwallowing = eating, so yes, I would have qualms. Yeah - but you are so much in the minority there - it really matters not. I know - that's why I wasn't worried about offending you! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #55 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteSwallowing = eating, so yes, I would have qualms. Yeah - but you are so much in the minority there - it really matters not. I know - that's why I wasn't worried about offending you! But you were, see it is obviously an infraction of the Freudian kind. What you percieve as just a simple little post - was a desperate plee and shout for attention. Now that you have it - you can pretend and put on a front that would suggest by it's design to be innocent and wholesome - all the while reverse psycholgy was working in the background and letting you tell on yourself even while you were unaware.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #56 March 3, 2005 Hush! Can't you see I'm busy? Men. Always with the yak yak yak. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #57 March 3, 2005 I wonder if that was the Welsh Indian wearing welly boots Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #58 March 3, 2005 The Welsh offend me. (seriously)Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #59 March 3, 2005 Only the cocky ones offend me. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #60 March 3, 2005 QuoteOnly the cocky ones offend me. The word Cocky offends me. that and - MoistI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #61 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteOnly the cocky ones offend me. The word Cocky offends me. that and - Moist From that I can conclude that you wouldn't like having a moist cocky BWAHAHA!!! Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #62 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOnly the cocky ones offend me. The word Cocky offends me. that and - Moist From that I can conclude that you wouldn't like having a moist cocky BWAHAHA!!! Well, would you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #63 March 3, 2005 Ususally means I am having a good time or taking a shower either way I am not complaining. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #64 March 3, 2005 QuoteOkay..you people can totally kiss my ass now. I give up! I think this is more of an opportunity presented than a demand. In light of that, I'd like a little more information before kissing the aforementioned ass. Are there any pictures involving, shall we say, "nekkidness" available? Thanks in advance. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZIPPO4 0 #65 March 3, 2005 Recess is over, Children. Please return to your class. Today's lesson is on how the American Indians were slaughtered to near extinction and confined to reservations by the US Government. The next lesson is how Africans were kidnapped and sold into slavery in the US. An extra special lecture will be by AggieDave on how Rednecks and conservative white Americans have suffered the same heinous crimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #66 March 3, 2005 QuoteRecess is over, Children. Please return to your class. Today's lesson is on how the American Indians were slaughtered to near extinction and confined to reservations by the US Government. The next lesson is how Africans were kidnapped and sold into slavery in the US. An extra special lecture will be by AggieDave on how Rednecks and conservative white Americans have suffered the same heinous crimes. Asshats offend me.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #67 March 3, 2005 QuoteToday's lesson is on how the American Indians were slaughtered to near extinction and confined to reservations by the US Government. Kids these days. You give them something to do and what? They can't seem to complete anything. How hard is it to comprehend "genocide"? You've got to kill them all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #68 March 3, 2005 American Indian??? Is that a person from India who now lives in America? Or did you mean Native American?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #69 March 3, 2005 QuoteAn extra special lecture will be by AggieDave on how Rednecks and conservative white Americans have suffered the same heinous crimes. Hmmm...by that standard then the African Americans and American Indians have nothing on the European Jew, so then since the crimes weren't as heinous only the European Jew has the ability to be offended by anything but extreme political correctness. Slippery slope boyoh, slippery slope. If this was SC I'd explain much further, but this is much to serious for me in Bonfire. So with that in mind, here's some jokes that will touch on just about every group: QuoteWhat do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan. What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts. Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? Because Janet Reno is her real father. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!) What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure it's mine?" What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great Stuff) What's the Cuban National Anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..." Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #70 March 3, 2005 Quote American Indian??? Is that a person from India who now lives in America? Or did you mean Native American?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The wanna be PC police got owned.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #71 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuote American Indian??? Is that a person from India who now lives in America? Or did you mean Native American?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The wanna be PC police got owned. Yup, that pretty much proves he is a racist just like the rest of us pathetic losers on here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #72 March 3, 2005 Every single person is racist or discriminating to some degree. For instance, I don't like sorority chicks driving around while on cellphones. That's my watershed. Some people don't like skydivers. Everyone dislikes some group of some sort.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #73 March 3, 2005 I totally agree. But some are bigger racists than most. Like Amanduh! I mean did you see the joke she posted?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #74 March 3, 2005 I dislike those who offend me. Except farters. Because farts are funny. Well chillens, it's time for me to take my cracker honky ass on home in my SUV, driving through ghetto black, Mexican and poor white neighborhoods as fast as I can, talking on my cell phone while avoiding all the slow-as-fuck Asian women, blondes, and rednecks. Have a nice evening! I love you all! (not really, just some of you) ps: how could I forget the Indians? I'm gonna run a couple of those over on my way - Native American and New Delhians both, just to be safe. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #75 March 3, 2005 QuoteBut some are bigger racists than most. Like Amanduh! I mean did you see the joke she posted? No doubt, I think she's apart of the AAA. Nope, not that AAA... The Amandah Against Asshats group.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
