Amanduh 0 #1 March 3, 2005 This one TOTALLY made me crack up HAHAHA!! While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' good." The Indian is shocked... Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." The Indian has a look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?" Horse: "Good." Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Indicating the Indian again. Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain" The Indian stares in utter amazement. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep is liar." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #2 March 3, 2005 i didnt know Clay was indian....."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #3 March 3, 2005 Quotei didnt know Clay was indian..... I don't think I'll even ask for an explanation on that one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZIPPO4 0 #4 March 3, 2005 Why don’t you replace "Indian" with "Nigger" and Indian-speak with Ebonics? Racist jokes like this are not funny and only propagate hatred. Get a life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 March 3, 2005 What about jokes about rednecks? How about jokes about extremely conservative white people? Do you find those offensive as well or are you the typical PC police and only offended if its a popular thing to be offended about?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerock 1 #6 March 3, 2005 I think it would make more sense that rather than the person be an American Indian, they'd be Scottish or a New Zealander, they're more notorious for their sheepish affections. But we don't want to perpetuate any ethnic stereotypes here... -R You be the king and I'll overthrow your government. --KRS-ONE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZIPPO4 0 #7 March 3, 2005 Those are equally offensive. Any joke that victimizes a class of people based on a 'certain set of stereotypes behaviors' is discrimination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #8 March 3, 2005 But Aggies are OK, because they choose to be that way Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 3, 2005 Quote Those are equally offensive. Any joke that victimizes a class of people based on a 'certain set of stereotypes behaviors' is discrimination. Then where were you when folks have posted many Redneck jokes? Why all of a sudden do you care?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #10 March 3, 2005 Dont rise to a troll.... ...a joke wouldn't be funny if someone, somewhere wasn't offended.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 March 3, 2005 Quick someone give a stereotypical generalization about a particular ethnic peoples that go off the hook and have sensetivity issues? ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 March 3, 2005 Quote But Aggies are OK, because they choose to be that way Yeah, Aggie jokes are great (if done in atleast decent taste, there is an obvious line). I love hearing Aggie jokes. And I love hearing redneck jokes and "white person" jokes. I happen to be all 3 so maybe I'm weird that I really enjoy jokes that often leave me at the butt of the joke.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #13 March 3, 2005 Quotea joke wouldn't be funny if someone, somewhere wasn't offended. Brilliant!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #14 March 3, 2005 Don't forget -- Aggies like sheep, too Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 March 3, 2005 You want to know Irony? Aggies cloning sheep. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #16 March 3, 2005 Wowa...some people need to lighten up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 March 3, 2005 QuoteYou want to know Irony? Aggies cloning sheep. Double the irony - Clay hired the aggies to clone the sheep.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 March 3, 2005 Quote Double the irony - Clay hired the aggies to clone the sheep. Cleay was the middleman, a Scottsman had hired Clay to find more sheep to import to Scottland.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #19 March 3, 2005 QuoteThose are equally offensive. Any joke that victimizes a class of people based on a 'certain set of stereotypes behaviors' is discrimination. then maybe we should just subsitue indian with Clay (freeflier29) aka SHEEP FUCKER.....then everyone will be happy...even clay"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteThose are equally offensive. Any joke that victimizes a class of people based on a 'certain set of stereotypes behaviors' is discrimination. then maybe we should just subsitue indian with Clay (freeflier29) aka SHEEP FUCKER.....then everyone will be happy...even clay EXPECIALLY Clay. I need to patent a new style of sunglasses. It must fit a Ewe, and give a view of being right next to the edge of a cliff - That way you don't actually have to go FIND a cliff.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #21 March 3, 2005 QuoteWowa...some people need to lighten up. No kidding....wheeeeew! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #22 March 3, 2005 Okay....try again. This one TOTALLY made me crack up HAHAHA!! While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met a strange fella named Clay riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Clay: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' good." Clay is shocked... Cowboy: "Is this strange lookin fella your owner?" pointing at the unique man. Dog: "Yep" Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Clay has a look of total disbelief. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Clay: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?" Horse: "Good." Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Indicating the akward man scratching himself. Horse: "Yep" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain" Clay stares in utter amazement. Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Clay: "Sheep is liar." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #23 March 3, 2005 I find that offensive to ventriloquist cowboys everywhere.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #24 March 3, 2005 Okay..you people can totally kiss my ass now. I give up! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #25 March 3, 2005 QuoteOkay..you people can totally kiss my ass now. I give up! ROFLMAO..... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
