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[ZegeunerLeben 0]

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Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

>>Cathy can never find a pair thatmatch in the dark!

[turtlespeed 212]

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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Three guys get a Hotel room that cost $30. Each give the lady at the desk a 10 dollar bill.
Later the lady realized she had overcharged the men. She gave the bellboy five 1 dollar bills to give to the men. On his way up to the room he decided he could not divide the money evenly so he put two dollars in his pocket and gave each man a dollar bill.

So each man actually paid 9 dollars for the room.

3 * 9 = 27

Plus the 2 dollars the bellboy kept

27 + 2 = 29

What happened to the other dollar?

[tcnelson 1]

it was lost in creative math!

"Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch
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[PsychoBob 0]

If you have nuts on your wall they're called walnuts...
If you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts...If you have nuts on your chin...
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You have a d*ck in your mouth!

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

[ZegeunerLeben 0]

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River

>>Yep! Here's another one:
The more you have, the lighter you become
The rich have need of it
The poor have it in abundance
What am I

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>>D'OH!

[councilman24 36]

The men spent $27.

$25 for the room and two bucks in the bell boy's pocket.



Yippee, I finally remembered the answer to this one.

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I have a face, but cannot see
hands but cannot clap
around me life goes by
what am I?

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[missg8tordivr 0]

Wow...I am not feeling the love today!!!

Edit to add: I would talk about this, but I am not going to hijack this thread to talk about football.

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[metalslug 31]

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Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? Think carefully!!

Cant be 7, what if all 7 were for the left hand ?
To find a matching pair she would need at least 13 gloves.

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The more you have, the lighter you become
The rich have need of it
The poor have it in abundance
What am I

nothing

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I have a face, but cannot see
hands but cannot clap
around me life goes by
what am I?

An analogue clock ?

[DrunkMonkey 0]

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>>Your memory?
Here's on for you:
It has a mouth but never speaks
It has a bed but never sleeps
It has a head but not one that weeps
What is it?

A river.

[psf 1]

Here's a riddle for you:

Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?

[turtlespeed 212]

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Wow...I am not feeling the love today!!!

Edit to add: I would talk about this, but I am not going to hijack this thread to talk about football.

Here is another riddle for you -

What is Orange and SUCKS ASS?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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