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SpeedRacer

What happened to Coors beer?

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I seem to remember Coors was OK for a mass-produced yellow American lager.

But now you can't find it anywhere. You can only find Coors lite, which tastes like cold dishwater.:P

WTF? There's still Bud & Bud Lite, and Miller High life (rare these days now) and Miller Lite.

So what ever happened to Coors?
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Rockies got tapped out Im assuming....

shiieet, them 30packs of cans... those were pretty
popular, the chugging choice anyway... damn,
I miss Coors, Im turned into a Bud Light kinda
person, but thats cause it seems like you just can't
go wrong with it. But I prefer a cold Hieny over
the degenerative lager. Coors was good though.
You find out, you lemme know... it's probably just
all the way in the back of the freezers or fridges.
*shrug*

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Coors lite, which tastes like cold dishwater.:P



So thats why I dont like coors lite.

I found coors at the convenient store last time I looked.


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which tastes like cold dishwater.



what does cold dishwater taste like? ;)



Like Coors light:ph34r:
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No need for regular Coors now that they've joined up with Molson's.

There's REAL beer available now!:)
What the same about American beer and making love in a canoe?
They're both fucking near water!:)
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if you buy any beer at all in oklahoma its gotta be water... 3.2 beer is well...sucks


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***What happened to Coors beer?

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Veterinarian scientist are using it in testing because it has the same taste and chemical qualities as horse piss.

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OK Iwas thinking: there is a lot of local brewing going on, such that, you can get REALLY DECENT BEER for only slightly more than you'd pay for shit beer.

So all the people that could appreciate Coors, or the other mass-produced nearly-real beer, went onto enjoy EVEN REALER BEER, ie, microbrews.

whereas the wimpasses that liked watery shit went on to support the lite beers. (people who like lite beer don't REALLY like beer, they just like to pee alot!);)
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Fizzy yellow pisswater. Not to brag (too much), but here's the list of beers currently in my fridge:
Victory~Golden Monkey, Lager, Prima Pils, HopDevil(2), St Boisterous, St Victorious (2), Storm King Stout.
DogfishHead~Aprihop, Au Courrant, Midas Touch, Pangaea.
Great Lakes Brewing Company~Holy Moses (2), Christmas Ale (2), Anniversary Ale.
Anderson Valley Brewing Co~Winter Solstice, Poleeko Gold Pale Ale.
Rogue Brewing Co~Arrogant Bastard (3)
And about twenty other quality craft and micro brews
:)Oh, almost forgot the mixed sixer of Trappist ales.
Just a bummer I don't have anyone to drink them with.[:/]

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No need for regular Coors now that they've joined up with Molson's.

There's REAL beer available now!:)
What the same about American beer and making love in a canoe?
They're both fucking near water!:)



I'll take a Sam Adams over anything that comes out of canada anyday of the week,,,,,ohh yeah crown sucks too If I'm going to drink whiskey it's comming out of Tennesee:P



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What the same about American beer and making love in a canoe?
They're both fucking near water!:)

that's a funny joke, but there are a number of good American beers. I agree that Samuel Adams' various beers compare well with anything else I've tasted or made, although I do prefer a Guiness straight from the tap in a London pub. I like most of my beers dark, but for a light pilsner, I think regular Coors makes a great one. Bought a case of it just the other day.

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