RfukfreeflyingW 0 #1 April 15, 2005 Note I said relationship, like "Hi mom this is my girlfriend Bertha" not just sex. Here's your situation, This is a hot girl, but by some awful circumstances she got named Bertha, and will only go by Bertha so calling her something else isn't an option. I guess girls can chime in too, but I can't really think of an ugly guy name. ---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #2 April 15, 2005 Yes! Just quickly rush to the part of the relationship where you can start calling her things like baby or honey. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #3 April 15, 2005 On a side note I once dated a girl that seemed to be named bitch according to my friends. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 April 15, 2005 QuoteNote I said relationship, like "Hi mom this is my girlfriend Bertha" not just sex. Here's the situation, This is a hot girl, but by some awful circumstances she got named Bertha, and will only go by Bertha so calling her something else isn't an option. I guess girls can chime in too, but I can't really think of an ugly guy name. Well...Callaway named their club "Big Bertha"..I own one and it's great. If her name really bothers you, you can give a nickname like "Bee" or something. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #5 April 15, 2005 If someone has trouble because of something as trivial as a first name then I'd hazzard a guess that the person will have trouble with any relation ship they get them selves into because they are far to shallow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #6 April 15, 2005 no, I said no nicknames! she wants to go by Bertha, and this is just a hypothetical, I know really know a girl named Bertha haha And frankly I don't think I've ever dated a golf club. People might think that is well... odd---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #7 April 15, 2005 so u could seriously, bring her to ur friends and be like "this is Bertha." knowing when u leave they're gonna be like. pfft haha Bertha...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #8 April 15, 2005 Quoteso u could seriously, bring her to ur friends and be like "this is Bertha." knowing when u leave they're gonna be like. pfft haha Bertha... If she was cool enough that I would introduce her to my friends then I would not give a fuck. Tell me you couldn't have a relationship with some who looks like Pamila Anderson but her name was actually Bertha. If you still say you couldn't then your full of it Keep in mind that you said relationship. When you find the right one, (if your lucky you will) it wont matter what your dip shit friends say about her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 April 15, 2005 I used to know a gal named Bertha...she was hot. I'd have had a relationship with her if such a thing had been in the cards, and not cared about her name. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 April 15, 2005 QuoteI guess girls can chime in too, but I can't really think of an ugly guy name. Harold? Herman? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 April 15, 2005 Once you pass puberty aren't you past the whole name teasing anyway? I know a girl named Bertha. She's super freakin hot with these big beautiful eyes and a smokin body. Trust me, no one's making fun of her name. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #12 April 15, 2005 Oh yea, and if she is really the right one, then you wont care what she looks like either much less what her name is. I was fortunate that I married a hottie 11 years my junior but guess what, one day she will be old grey and saggie but you know what, I dont care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #13 April 15, 2005 I've known (and on occasion gone out with) women named Chuck, Bertha, Jabie, Rondy and Olabisi. Never bothered me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justaflygirl 0 #14 April 15, 2005 If I dated girls...(men only, thx) LOL I would, I mean what is a name? Her parents probably really liked the name, or it could be a family name or something. Don't judge a book by its cover, or in this case its title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #15 April 15, 2005 QuoteI've known (and on occasion gone out with) women named Chuck, Bertha, Jabie, Rondy and Olabisi. Never bothered me. You went out with Chuck? I seriously thought of asking her out but life got in the way. What ever happened to her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 April 15, 2005 I have two female friends with traditional guy names "Michael" and "Dale". Dale's wedding invites were sorta funny...Dale and Scott. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #17 April 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteI guess girls can chime in too, but I can't really think of an ugly guy name. Harold? Herman? Blues, Dave those arent that bad.---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #18 April 15, 2005 I wonder what's worse: the hot girl who has the funny name, or the funny guy who doesn't have the hot girl. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #19 April 15, 2005 Sorry man. I know you were trying to start a funny thread and it went ahead and hooked it's self in. Better luck next time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #20 April 15, 2005 ahh it's ok, sometimes things just dont work out. I wasnt trying to piss people off, but i'll just go back to my corner now...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #21 April 15, 2005 QuoteI wonder what's worse: the hot girl who has the funny name, or the funny guy who doesn't have the hot girl. nice. so true. but, i know brandon and he's a sweetie. i'm going to go change my name to bertha now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #22 April 15, 2005 Quotei'm going to go change my name to bertha now. I'll tag along and do the same. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #23 April 15, 2005 Quote i'm going to go change my name to bertha now. ooh a hottie named Bertha now... hmm what to do what to do...---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #24 April 15, 2005 QuoteHere's your situation, This is a hot girl, but by some awful circumstances she got named Bertha, and will only go by Bertha so calling her something else isn't an option. At least it's an interesting name and not something boring like shannon, michelle, lindsay, gia, rosa, or darci... ... [-runs-] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #25 April 15, 2005 wow, you are a daring man for a comment like that! i'd be running too if i were you! brandon.... frenchy, i mean bertha... maybe we should name our new baby bertha! what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
