f1freak 0 #26 April 29, 2005 I think i have a little to much free time on my hands today.... sheepshit head.... crackin me up....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #27 April 29, 2005 The guy that sued that lady for rape. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #28 April 29, 2005 Quote#10 The management of the hospital I work at. I used to enjoy my job, now I spend more time doing paperwork and trying to keep from laughing in their smug faces when they tell me of the latest cutesy feel good do nothing project. I don't care when everyone's birthday is. Get me a damned pulse ox meter or BP cuff that works, or batteries in the IV pumps that aren't so freaking old they can no longer hold a charge. Fuck! Just let me be a fucking nurse for once, not some paper pushing drone. OMG, I was just thinking the same thing and I am a damned nursing student. . .LOL. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #29 April 29, 2005 Quotesheepshit head.... crackin me up Say it out loud! I've been laughing since I came up with it last night! Bwahhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #30 April 29, 2005 This one will date me.... The ad agency that came up with the “Joe Camel” campaign. That didn’t target kids? How stupid do you think Americans are? OK, don’t answer that... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 April 29, 2005 Quote 5.Me. I admit it; I’m an asshole. I’m intolerant of stupid or rude people. I’m especially intolerant of assholes! If somebody is an asshole to me, then I feel the need to be an asshole back. I’ll even go out of my way to do it. I like to think that the other person is an asshole to me first, then I react as an asshole, but I’m sure all assholes think that. I'm like that on the highways... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #32 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuote9. Me when riding my motorcycle. If you're tail gating me, I carry BB's in my pocket, I do toss them back onto windshields so you can learn a lesson. If I'm truely lucky one will bounce just right into your radiator and puncture. Marbles work better. I used to carry a few lugnuts..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #33 April 29, 2005 Quote 4.People who are 1000 years old and drive at least 15 mph under the speed limit. You don’t have much time so you might want to get there a little quicker. Here here. You'd think they would be aware of that.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #34 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuote 4.People who are 1000 years old and drive at least 15 mph under the speed limit. You don’t have much time so you might want to get there a little quicker. Here here. You'd think they would be aware of that. That is what he gets for living in FL HAHA!!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #35 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuote 4.People who are 1000 years old and drive at least 15 mph under the speed limit. You don’t have much time so you might want to get there a little quicker. Here here. You'd think they would be aware of that. I remember one day I pulled up behind a really old lady in an old Buick at a traffic light. She was the first car at the light. Well, it turns green, and she doesn't move, even though she appears to be looking ahead. I get impatient, thinking "come on you old bag, move it!" Still, no movement... Then I honk my horn, and she then looks into her rear view mirror... still doesn't move... man what the hell does it take? Then I see the light has just turned yellow. I said fuck it, I'm going around! I back up a bit, then peel rubber getting around her and across the intersection before the light turns red, and in my rear view mirror, she starts moving and gets halfway into the first lane, forcing the first car in the other direction to slam their brakes... Geez... Some people just need to know when it's time to give up the keys... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #36 April 29, 2005 Maybe she thought you were a cop following her and was trying to be like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hill's Cop. But it worked for him, didn't it?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #37 April 29, 2005 #12(?) (I lost count-) THe shithook who HAS to cut you off where a two-lane necks down to one lane - (eeneR you know the type!!) Usually some yuppie MF in a Rover with a damn "baby on board" sign in the back window. OOPS! I forgot - Owning an overpriced P.O.S. gas-guzzling SUV not only allows you to BE AN ASSHOLE, but you can DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE TOO! And I, Too, am an asshole! Just ask my kids, my ex-wife, my wife, anyone who works for/with me, well shit just ask anyone! I could get into a really good Dennis Leary rant right now! Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #38 April 29, 2005 Quote 8. The Judge or Jury that awarded “The McDonalds’ Coffee Lady” a huge settlement. For that kind of money I would spill hot coffee on my head while dancing a polka and singing “You light up my life,"LaughLaugh but it doesn’t mean it was McDonalds’ fault. Actually McDonald's had been sited Many times for serving their coffee too hot - at the boiling point, AND had been sued previous to this woman's injury. She was Not driving the car, her Grandson Was. The coffee spilled when she attempted to put cream in while the car was STATIONARY. She required SKIN GRAFTS due to the seriousness of the injury. Her initial award was reduced to a fraction of the original figure. When deposed, McDonald's officials said they KNEW the coffee was VERY HOT, but said their customers preferred it that way. edited to add: Can you imagine your dick burning, blistering, the skin peeling and having to get skin grafts?Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #39 April 29, 2005 What! Cheut ourt the MB websight there's a couple of card carrying assholes and proud of it. R.I.P. MB2725 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #40 April 29, 2005 QuoteQuote 8. The Judge or Jury that awarded “The McDonalds’ Coffee Lady” a huge settlement. For that kind of money I would spill hot coffee on my head while dancing a polka and singing “You light up my life,"LaughLaugh but it doesn’t mean it was McDonalds’ fault. If you did a little research you'd find that McDonald's had been sited Many times for serving their coffee too hot - at the boiling point, AND had been sued previous to this woman's injury. She was Not driving the car, her Grandson Was. The coffee spilled when she attempted to put cream in while the car was STATIONARY. She required SKIN GRAFTS due to the seriousness of the injury. Her initial award was reduced to a fraction of the original figure. When deposed, McDonald's officials said they KNEW the coffee was VERY HOT, but said their customers preferred it that way. Yep. The coffee wasn't just hot, it was dangerously hot, and they knew it. Also, I believe the amount she was awarded was the coffee sales McD's does in 1 day. IIRC, that amount was later reduced as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #41 April 29, 2005 QuoteThat is what he gets for living in FL HEY HEY HEY.... I guess you're right...HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #42 April 29, 2005 Quote4.People who are 1000 years old and drive at least 15 mph under the speed limit. You don’t have much time so you might want to get there a little quicker. Should also add.... Young punks who think they are great drivers and drive at least 15 mph over the speed limit. What’s the rush? You got a “hot” date? Ask her about the virtues in taking your time, Speedy. HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
