peacefuljeffrey 0 #26 May 6, 2005 Quotemasturbating is so fun.... Especially when you do it with a friend! -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #27 May 7, 2005 Yeah Baby!! Beat it like it owes you money has always been my motto!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #28 May 7, 2005 QuoteYeah Baby!! Beat it like it owes you money! Awesome! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #29 May 7, 2005 QuoteYes you will need training. I can be hired as a coach for a small fee. How many jump tickets?? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #30 May 7, 2005 So how is this any different than any other month? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #31 May 7, 2005 Can we watch you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 May 7, 2005 QuoteSince May is national Masturbation month Damn..............when I clicked on the post I was thinking that maybe I inspired it with our conversation last night. Oh well........I'm in........chicks can watch if they buy me a beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #33 May 7, 2005 This is so bizarre...day before yesterday I was at home, and had this idea to see how many orgasms I could have masturbating... I had no idea it was National Masturbation month...I guess I know what I will be doing tonight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #34 May 7, 2005 Check.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmittar 0 #35 May 7, 2005 QuoteThis is so bizarre...day before yesterday I was at home, and had this idea to see how many orgasms I could have masturbating... I had no idea it was National Masturbation month...I guess I know what I will be doing tonight Soooo, what's the count? |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #36 May 7, 2005 When there's noone else around, a person has to be able to take care of their own frustrations!!! FAWK National Masturbation Month, it should be National Masturbation Year! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGSkyFlyer 0 #37 May 7, 2005 After I got the first 3 in under 10 mintues I was averaging 1 every 5 minutes for 2 hrs...so I guess not THAT many, I am sure there may be other chicks who hold the record. But I have burned out quite a few vibrators in my past...I'm sorry they just rock! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #38 May 7, 2005 If every day can be Earth Day, why can't every month be Masturbation month? Oh well, off to celebrate and do my part... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #39 May 7, 2005 I have never used tools. I just do it myself!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #40 May 7, 2005 I just broke bones in both my hands at work. 4-6 weeks to heal. How can I participate!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 May 7, 2005 I think you are going to have to hire a helper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #42 May 7, 2005 I'm trying to quit. I think 'Doing it myself' all these years has led me embrace other antisocial behavior. Fornication on the other hand, is still one of my active interests. Say... You got any free time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #43 May 7, 2005 You know you're all gonna go blind an get called Wankers "Mildred turn the light on" "It is on George" Oh shit!!!!! Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 May 7, 2005 QuoteYou know you're all gonna go blind an get called Wankers Yeah............but that doesn't NECESSARILY mean I should stop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #45 May 7, 2005 Quote You know you're all gonna go blind an get called Wankers "Mildred turn the light on" "It is on George" Oh shit!!!!! Can we just do it until we only need glasses? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #46 May 7, 2005 masterbation is great. 1-it's always there when you want some 2-it's free 3-you dont have to call it the next day 4-and when your feeling a little crazy you can switch hand for a stainger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #47 May 7, 2005 Quoteand when your feeling a little crazy you can switch hand for a stainger. If you use both hands at the same time it's a 3 some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattsplat 0 #48 May 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteand when your feeling a little crazy you can switch hand for a stainger. If you use both hands at the same time it's a 3 some. \ Tickling the yam bag. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #49 May 7, 2005 Quotemasterbation is great. 1-it's always there when you want some 2-it's free 3-you dont have to call it the next day 4-and when your feeling a little crazy you can switch hand for a stainger. 5: You can sit on your hand until it goes numb and pretend it's someone else Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doaster 0 #50 May 7, 2005 This thread had me roaring laughing. Thanks so much for the giggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
