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I heard a good one lately. Please add yours, and try to limit the seriously personal offensive kind. Its meant to start a fun thread. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese. Cheers.

Ahhh law firm work. Remember the small talk, your an attorney, they are attorneys, they will already expect you to know them and the law. That is a given. They are looking for a person, not just another attorney. Hundreds of applicants out there. You got the interview because they were interested. They are going to lunch and not billing hours because they expect a strong candidate. Be polite engage in small talk, ask polite questions. Here is a great hint.. All attorneys have degrees on their "ego walls" take notice of where your interviewers went to school. i.e a rival to FSU? Have fun relax and learn. Good luck

Holy crap, I had to log in just to say I didnt know where this was going but it made me laugh. Thanks for the giggle

I know one of the best spots in the world to watch a big lightning storm. Normal, IL Watterson Towers 24th floor observation Let me explain a bit. Watterson is a college dormitory, worlds tallest at 26 stories. A monster. It is smack in the middle of Illinois, being Illinois there is little terrain, except flat cornfields. On a late spring night huge lightning storms roll in and you can see them from miles out. Loved that view in college.

Does anyone know anything about the DZ in Rolla, MO? I can not locate a website, USPA has them listed but very limited information other than a phone number. Any news would be helpful. Thank you

Can I have my bag of doobage????Quote

Bad idea, it may give the peson the idea that your there on some other companies time and dime. Remember they don't know you yet. Let them make their impressions through information you give them. They can find out your employment history when you give it to them.

Lurch I will give you all the good vibes you could need, but here is something a little more practical. In my job I interview people about every other month for a position as one of my employees. So here are some tips. Be enthusiastic about the job. Be knowledgeable about the job, AND the company. Do not talk bad about your old job/boss, stay positive. Be professional and courteous and look presentable. Come prepared to ask questions about the position. For God sake take pen and paper to take notes. Have realistic questions about the job. Dont ask up front about salary. Salary/compensation are most times negotiable and realistic. Wait for a job offer to get into salary within reason. Spellcheck a resume!!!!!!!! A good job applicant is great. However, in my experience a good applicant, well prepared and ready will always win out.

Oh and added bonus for being paged on a DZ by, "Paging Dr. ........" Double bonus for being the sexy, skydiving doctor.

Well I should think this one is easy. I assume that the medical courses i.e med school would be applicable to nursing school and learn valueable information toward a nursing career, Whereas the nursing ciriculum would not be sufficient to meet med school requirements. Go with med school and if needed you can later go toward nursing. Remember the person in last place in med school still gets called Doctor.

A woman who brought a smile many times. My best thoughts to her fiancee, friends and family. My kindest wishes. Doug

Well if your near good ole St. Louie, take him out to the the Hill for some well deserved delicious food. Go Cards

My boss is a weasley, ass clown. Just needed to vent a little. Would love to hear some good my boss is a jerk stories from others, so I know I am not alone.

Truffle Shuffle??????? Is this an illegal act? Does it involve actual chocolate covered truffles? I am curious

No offense taken at all Rebecca. However to exercise a correct mea culpa I will need you to dance nekkid in my living room.