Any ideas?

[DIABLITA 0]

Alright, I want to design shirts for experienced skydivers and also shirts for Skydive San Marcos to sell to the tandem folks, and I want them to be incredibly offensive and funny. I don't want ideas that have been used before, so does anybody have some awesome little one-liners that I can put on some shirts? Here's some of the suggestions I've encountered so far:

-"Survived abortion? Try skydiving!"

-"Borrow your mom's pair and go skydive."

-"Your mother's a whore. Jump out of an airplane."

That should give y'all an idea of what I'm looking for-so post 'em!

Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

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"President Bush is a fag. Go Skydiving!"
"Think prison made you butt cheecks pucker up? Try skydiving!"
"Jump out of a plane. Whats the worst thing that could happen?"

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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"Think prison made you butt cheecks pucker up? Try skydiving!"

...sure did for you, eh Pop?

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

Manifest sucks go skydiving

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[jlmiracle 7]

One of the best T-shirts I've ever seen and have been unable to find it said:

"Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I will jump with you today". It had a picture of a woman's egg and a bunch of sperm swooping down to it with little sperms going low and hugging the ball.

judy

Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

[GARYC24 3]

Flip Flop Fly, don't care if I die!


ps..it's a song..

[Brains 2]

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Manifest sucks go skydiving

That is the best one so far.

what most people don't know is that the original poster works manifest at Skydive San Marcos, let's listen in and see what happens next. . .

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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"Think prison made you butt cheecks pucker up? Try skydiving!"

...sure did for you, eh Pop?

I still can walk right

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

im never making another load again

am i ???

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[Brains 2]

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im never making another load again

am i ???

We can hang out by the pool.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[BRYANGOESBOOM 0]

at least ive got a week for her to forget

Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

[DIABLITA 0]

You two better watch out, or you're gonna see the end of my shotgun pointing at you from the manifest window.

WHAT? I'm a gangsta.

Come with me my sexy little minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

[sunshine 2]

Brains has a hot ass, lets go jump him!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[josheezammit 0]

how bout

Jesus will save you! Skydive!

or mike says:
life sucks, hurry up and get out of here. Skydive!
Skydivers: Good till the end, or the total malfunction!

ya, what do you think?

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[Kris 0]

"Find out if God really likes you...Skydive!"

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[calledisrael 0]

Skydivers: Good till the end, or the total malfunction!
i would buy it.

diablita, your signature line is freaking AWESOME.

life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.
(helen keller)

[xdoctor 0]

"The most fun you can have with your clothes on."

"Skydiving: Putting the 'Terminal' back in terminal velocity since 1914."

The flying hamster of doom rains coconuts upon your pitiful city.

[Kris 0]

"Want to simulate throwing a hefty bag full of vegetable soup off of a skyscraper? Go Skydive."

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[Douva 0]

Manic-Depressive Skydiving Club

We only pull when we feel like it!

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[cocheese 0]

I'll go skydiving while you go fuck yourself.
Fuck you, I'm going jumpin.
...because i'm a perfectly good skydiver.
Whuffo you golf ?
Jump or go home wus wad

[Douva 0]

Here are some for the tandem instructors. The front of the shirts could say any of the following:

If you can read this, I forgot to clip-in my student again.

If you can read this, my student fell off.

If you can read this, you'd better hope I wasn't doing a tandem.

Your ass here.

No fat chicks.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[goodnplentygirl 0]

How about in the words of Yoda? Maybe with a picture of him head down or swooping.

"Go skydiving we must."

and Jason likes, "Jump at Skydive San Marcos, or we'll rape your sister"

my body, my choice

[Douva 0]

Here's another tandem instructor shirt:

This is going to end with the wind in my hair or shit on my dick, but one way or another, you're going to jump.

(Thanks to the fine cinema of Chris Crossland for inspiring that one.)

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[AggieDave 6]

"Everybody hates you, see if the packer does too..."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[IMGR2 0]

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at least ive got a week for her to forget

Not if I bump it!