Deuce 1 #1 July 1, 2005 I don't need to go. They are making me. Cause I'm over 40. "This will be a little uncomfortable" I want to come up with a nifty comeback line, like "Don't sweat it, Doc, I did 5 years in Soledad, you got nothin' " Maybe "Could you please just kiss me first" (I have a female GP) Or right after "Just hold me" I should be grateful they don't put my testicles in a vice like they do for women's mammamanaonograms. -Oh crap! I gotta change out the gerbil! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #2 July 1, 2005 You forgot......."just relax" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #3 July 1, 2005 Wah wah wah. You should be glad that there is a doctor willing to go anywhere near that thing. If I feel sorry for anyone it's him/her. Maybe you could try to make it a bit easier on them by dumping your core first and then squirting a little Binaca up there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #4 July 1, 2005 Do you remember the line from "Fletch", Hey Doc, using the whole fist?!!!!! Like the idea of "Just hold me."50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 July 1, 2005 How about.. Can I play doctor too? I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 July 1, 2005 No no.............use my line. When she is about to "Go there" just yell "WAIT..........aren't I supposed to get dinner and drinks first?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #7 July 1, 2005 Don't stop, I'm almost there.... should get a laughMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 July 1, 2005 Maybe a little anal bleaching is in order? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genoyamamoto 0 #9 July 1, 2005 wait is this the thing where they shove their hand up your ass? Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me Feel the hate... Photos here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #10 July 1, 2005 I meant to say prostate. "Will you massage my prostate while your in there?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 July 1, 2005 Quotewait is this the thing where they shove their hand up your ass? I can tell this turns you on. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 July 1, 2005 "While you in there...see if ya can find the TV remote...I haven't seen it since I switched from 'Desperate Housewives' to ESPN on the ole lady!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #13 July 1, 2005 Quote"While you in there...see if ya can find the TV remote...I haven't seen it since I switched from 'Desperate Housewives' to ESPN on the ole lady!" *** "---and every time I fart, the channel changes!" The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #14 July 1, 2005 Now be nice to the docs. Get an enema and clean yourself before you go Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 July 1, 2005 QuoteI don't need to go. They are making me. Cause I'm over 40. "This will be a little uncomfortable" I want to come up with a nifty comeback line, like "Don't sweat it, Doc, I did 5 years in Soledad, you got nothin' " Maybe "Could you please just kiss me first" (I have a female GP) Or right after "Just hold me" I should be grateful they don't put my testicles in a vice like they do for women's mammamanaonograms. -Oh crap! I gotta change out the gerbil! I think you should go in wearing a rubber ball gag. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #16 July 1, 2005 QuoteNow be nice to the docs. Get an enema and clean yourself before you go And it might be a good time for some anal bleachingI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #17 July 1, 2005 AHAHAHAHA!!! ROFL!! Oh shit! "MMppff...mmppfff.... MMMMMPPPPFFFF!!!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 July 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteNow be nice to the docs. Get an enema and clean yourself before you go And it might be a good time for some anal bleaching I already suggested that! And maybe some glitter or happy faces on your cheeks, you know, just to shake things up for the doc... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #19 July 1, 2005 Quote I think you should go in wearing a rubber ball gag. Actually, he should go out wearing a rubber ball gag, just to see the faces of the people next in the waiting room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 July 1, 2005 QuoteAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFL!! Oh shit! "MMppff...mmppfff.... MMMMMPPPPFFFF!!!" Throw a cock ring on and there ya go! That poor girl. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #21 July 1, 2005 Go to the store and buy some shampoo first. Maybe some head and shoulders? Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo...whatcha been dooooin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #22 July 1, 2005 QuoteI don't need to go. They are making me. Cause I'm over 40. "This will be a little uncomfortable" I want to come up with a nifty comeback line, like "Don't sweat it, Doc, I did 5 years in Soledad, you got nothin' " Maybe "Could you please just kiss me first" (I have a female GP) Or right after "Just hold me" I should be grateful they don't put my testicles in a vice like they do for women's mammamanaonograms. -Oh crap! I gotta change out the gerbil! Why don't you tell me what I'm Thinking!, because you're touching my brain! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 July 1, 2005 I'm glad to read that you don't have to go, as it something is wrong. I'm glad you are going in for a check up. BTW, if you need any one to sooth the pain away that those mean ole doctors caused you, you know where to find meMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 July 1, 2005 QuoteI'm glad to read that you don't have to go, as it something is wrong. I'm glad you are going in for a check up. BTW, if you need any one to sooth the pain away that those mean ole doctors caused you, you know where to find me Gonna pat him on the butt and tell him everything will be ok? You could tell him "This too shall pass"...but then he'd be all paranoid that the Doc left something up in there!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #25 July 1, 2005 There is more then just physical pain that needs to be sooth. There is also emotional Besides, it's okay to give a good looking guy a nice butt rubMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
