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Dammit, I have never had sex with the devil and I don't look anything like Frenchy.50 donations so far. Give it a try.
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Leroy
..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...
..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...
I will include my favorite equation below. It is a repost, but it was originally posted four years ago so you can all bite my crank, I like the damn equations!
We start with what our dads told us all, that getting a woman takes time and money, so:
women = (money)(time)
Then, as the boss from our first part-time job in highschool told us, time is money, so:
time = money
so substitution yields
women = (money)^2
Now, EVERYBODY knows that money is the root of all evil, so:
money = sqrt(evil)
so, substituting into the previous equation:
women = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil
PROVING THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL!
Elvisio "this is a repost, this is only a repost; had this been an original post the signature you are now reading would have been preceded by something you didn't already know, we now return you to your regularly scheduled postwhoring" Rodriguez
We start with what our dads told us all, that getting a woman takes time and money, so:
women = (money)(time)
Then, as the boss from our first part-time job in highschool told us, time is money, so:
time = money
so substitution yields
women = (money)^2
Now, EVERYBODY knows that money is the root of all evil, so:
money = sqrt(evil)
so, substituting into the previous equation:
women = (sqrt(evil))^2 = evil
PROVING THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL!
Elvisio "this is a repost, this is only a repost; had this been an original post the signature you are now reading would have been preceded by something you didn't already know, we now return you to your regularly scheduled postwhoring" Rodriguez
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