scaryshari 0 #601 July 14, 2005 Area 51 reject is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #602 July 14, 2005 Local residents feared a total eclipse of the sun until they realized it was just a skydiver's ass blocking out the light."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #603 July 14, 2005 "I'm going to Disneyland!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #604 July 14, 2005 The stupid hats and shit I gotta put up with because of these human creatures. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #605 July 14, 2005 I went to the vet and all I got was this stupid hat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #606 July 14, 2005 That's right. I'm chic. I'm classy. I'm fabulous. Did I also mention I'm available? ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #607 July 14, 2005 I can't believe you're carding me!!!Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #608 July 14, 2005 No really..............this is all my own hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrivatePyle 0 #609 July 14, 2005 no really......that's my hair....can you say Flavah Savah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #610 July 14, 2005 No! I get to be on top!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #611 July 14, 2005 QuoteI can't believe you're carding me!!! You're an evil, evil man Bolas! And you're on my shit list cause you never called me back to tell me about drunken go kart racing!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #612 July 14, 2005 Phone's work 2-ways. Oh and "I used to be blue, but found this amazing new product..."Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #613 July 14, 2005 I have shoes on...I'm NOT nekid! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #614 July 14, 2005 szdinkin mizzon loppen....MR Wizard !! i don't want to be a skydiver anymore!!smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #615 July 14, 2005 "I was tracking so fast, My Fuckin Clothes Blew right off!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #616 July 14, 2005 It's not a cloud, it's industrial haze!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #617 July 14, 2005 QuoteI went to the vet and all I got was this stupid hat. Hey, my dog has got much more than that last time he went to the vet... You would think he was a pro-swooper. He has two metal plates and 18 screws in his legs from both ACLs being torn! edit to add: he is fully healed. This morning he swam in the river against the river current for 45 minutes like people run on a treadmill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #618 July 14, 2005 I know it looks goofy, but it matches my hair.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #619 July 14, 2005 I know it looks goofy, but it matches my feet is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #620 July 14, 2005 Ring-around-the-rosy... We all fall down... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #621 July 14, 2005 "Look at the size of this Booger!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 292 #622 July 14, 2005 Does this smell like a prostate problem to you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #623 July 14, 2005 "Because red flames are just not me." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #624 July 14, 2005 Mmm, I don't know who he was, but that fat guy tasted good! Just like a bowl full of jelly! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #625 July 14, 2005 So I thought, why get plastic surgery on the rest of my face. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
