FlankSteak 0 #1 July 21, 2005 I'm at the DZ to have a good time and I get my ass kicked by a little girl (she's not more than 10). A straight shot to the nose. Now I have to sit out holding a cloth because my nose is bleeding. How does this look. Dr. Phil, where are you?______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'm at the DZ to have a good time and I get my ass kicked by a little girl (she's not more than 10). A straight shot to the nose. Now I have to sit out holding a cloth because my nose is bleeding. How does this look. Dr. Phil, where are you? Damn, I shoulda stuck around longer for the entertainment! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 July 21, 2005 why did a 10 year old girl whoop your ass?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'm at the DZ to have a good time and I get my ass kicked by a little girl (she's not more than 10). A straight shot to the nose. Now I have to sit out holding a cloth because my nose is bleeding. How does this look. Dr. Phil, where are you? dude, your lucky her parents didnt see you try to hook up. they would kicked your ass too. (I am only joking. I dont know flanksteak and I would like to think he is NOT a pedofile.)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 21, 2005 OUCH I killed your thread ,man! sorry!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 July 21, 2005 QuoteI'm at the DZ to have a good time and I get my ass kicked by a little girl (she's not more than 10). A straight shot to the nose. Now I have to sit out holding a cloth because my nose is bleeding. How does this look. Dr. Phil, where are you? Meh, my 7 year old twin boys do that to me all the time. -Usually, however, it is a head-butt... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 July 21, 2005 [Nelson] Ha-Haaaaaaaaaaaaa [/Nelson] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #9 July 21, 2005 Ya, I guess I was getting a little to close to her mom - she didn't like that and put the woop-ass on me (who better right?!) Sheeeeeit.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelimit 0 #10 July 23, 2005 Maybe you should stick to yourself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #11 July 23, 2005 For ten year olds, the ATOMIC DEATH WEDGIE is an appropriate counter attack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smilie 0 #12 July 24, 2005 lmao! Jeez, in poor JD's defence, the ten year old (how is actaully nine) gets picked on horrably at her home DZ, so has learned to defend herself... But you might want to try the wedgie idea, she REALLY hates those! And yes, DT, you should have stayed, the evening only got better after you left. (Oh wait, on second thought, maybe that was why!) *smoochies to you both* (She won't be in LP) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelimit 0 #13 July 24, 2005 What's the saying about kids...They have a keen sense for good/bad people...Maybe he had it coming or maybe the kid needs to be in a kid's environment!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
