Are you an ass?

[Zennie 0]

I'm a smartass... does that count?

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[masterrig 1]

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I'm a smartass... does that count?

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Sure!


Chuck

[Deuce 1]

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I'm a smartass... does that count?

As an ass, I cannot correctly answer the question. "Yes", "No", "Maybe" or and explanation will all just piss you off.

That is my gift.

[yardhippie 0]

I am the one that put the hole after the ass. I was not happy with being just an ass. I aspired to be more.
So with much diligence, and hard work, I have become an ASSHOLE.
No, Really.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Slappie 9]

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I'm a smartass... does that count?

I know you well enough Zennie to say you are not an ass. Sorry but you just don't meet the criteria.

I on the other hand, am a king size ass!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[ChrisL 2]

If you will take note of my profile, you will see that I am MOST DEFINITELY an ass.

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My mighty steed

[Pendejo 0]

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I have become an ASSHOLE.

Hey! Thats my job!!! Just ask my wife

Pendejo

He who swoops the ditch and does not get out buys the BEER!!

[Ashtanga 0]

I consider myself to be a nice person. Although I went through a point in my life where I had problems that were out of control. I hurt a lot of people that I call friends and my family. Now I am better and I am starting to build stronger relations with those I have hurt.

[Channman 2]

My father once asked me what type of man are you, a Legs man, Breast man, or an Ass man.

I always figured I was an Ass Man, because everyone is always saying your and Ass man, your an Ass.

[flyangel2 2]

You aren't an ass. In fact when you call me, you make me laugh just when I need it the most.

You are a big Teddy Bear

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[diablopilot 2]

Dude, look the word up in a thesaurus. You'll find my name next to it.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[skysprite 0]

I need to sign up for ass lessons with some of you! Teach me!

~skysprite

[Zep 0]

Ass, don't know, But I piss people off cause my mouth is faster than my brain,
an once it's spoken outloud it's very difficult to take it back.

Gone fishing

[freeflir29 0]

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I need to sign up for ass lessons with some of you! Teach me!

Hehhehehehee..................hehehehee...........hehehehehee............hehe.............he..............Ohhh boy.

[shropshire 0]

Reminds me of a story that a friend of mine tells...

Someone he met a few years ago was an arse, and asked my mate why people take an instant dislike to him..

My mate replied.... "Cus it saves time"


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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome