TrophyHusband 0 #1 September 14, 2005 how come you can eat three times a day and only take a dump once a day? does breakfast wait for lunch and dinnerso they can all leave together? or does lunch and dinner rush to catch up so they don't get left behind? i know this is gross, but i really am curious. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 September 14, 2005 First, why are you taking a dump instead of leaving one? i know this is gross, but i really am curious. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #3 September 14, 2005 poo, hehe. think of it this way; if food = gasoline then poo = exhaust exhaust and poo are unusable energy or biproducts of your food / gas (aka units of energy). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 September 14, 2005 *sings "Don't know much biology.... don't know much astrology..." Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 September 14, 2005 Quotehow come you can eat three times a day and only take a dump once a day? does breakfast wait for lunch and dinnerso they can all leave together? or does lunch and dinner rush to catch up so they don't get left behind? i know this is gross, but i really am curious. __________________________________________ Don't tell me... you also check it out to see how fast corn goes through? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 September 14, 2005 O.K. I have a question along these lines... (this thread is turnin' shitty... fast.) anyhow... why is it, we chew our food, right? Yet, corn and peanuts are always whole. What's with that? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #7 September 14, 2005 Do you know that if you eat a steak it stays in your body for about a week? If you put a steak on a plate and leave it on that plate for a week it will look the same as it does in your body. It molds, etc. in your body. That is why you should eat a lot of fiber to get it out as quick as possible. It's gross but I still love my steak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 September 14, 2005 Quoteif you eat a steak it stays in your body for about a week LOL. I hope you're kidding. Please tell me you don't actually believe that.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 September 14, 2005 Oh now that is the grossest thing I have heard in a long time. Ew. Yuk. What about other meat? Is chicken and fish more easily digested????? Please tell me yes or I go vegetarian. NOW. Is the steak responsible for people's upset stomaches or are we just used to it. GROSS!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 September 14, 2005 Nope.... most of what you eat passes through in around 24 hours... Digestive timeline Mold? Where did you get this info from, anyway??? Some bacteria, yes...but mold? The Digestive ProcessMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 September 14, 2005 Peanuts? I've never had peanuts come through whole. Probably because swallowing them whole seems like a choking hazard. Do not, I repeat, do not, let this thread degenerate into a discussion of how a straight woman ought to be able to manage her gag reflex better. Corn, on the other hand, is easy and safe to swallow whole. But you might see 4 or 5 of them go through whole, when chances are you ate a whole serving of corn. So you're clearly chewing most of it! However, I did find this if you'd like to share your problem with the world."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,471 #12 September 14, 2005 >how come you can eat three times a day and only take a dump once a day? What you take in is primarily water; an apple is something like 80% water by weight. Your body reabsorbs most of the water, and also extracts the sugars, starches and other nutrients. A lot of those nutrients end up as urea (which you pee out) or CO2 (which you breathe out.) You eliminate what's left. Useless fact #4 - your body uses e. coli, a bacteria, to help break down certain kinds of food. In return your body provides a safe place for e. coli to grow, using the otherwise-unusable parts of our food. Thus what you poop out is something like 75% e. coli (bacteria) by weight, depending on what you eat. Since e. coli is happy just about anywhere, and is facultative (i.e. can metabolize with or without oxygen) it can cause problems if it gets other places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 September 14, 2005 I'm very surprised that Billy hasn't jumped in with this one , yet.... heheheheheheMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #14 September 14, 2005 that reminds me of www.ratemycameltoe.com. don't know how to make it clicky. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #15 September 14, 2005 KJ, I have a question for you..why is it that men have their most profound thoughts while they're in the restroom? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #16 September 14, 2005 www.ratemycameltoe.com Clicky for you! Hey, I think some of these are photoshopped! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 September 14, 2005 QuoteKJ, I have a question for you..why is it that men have their most profound thoughts while they're in the restroom? because we spend so much time there. although when my son wants to find mommy, the first place he looks is in the bathroom. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #18 September 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteKJ, I have a question for you..why is it that men have their most profound thoughts while they're in the restroom? because we spend so much time there. although when my son wants to find mommy, the first place he looks is in the bathroom. cuuuuuuuuuuuute! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
