Worst possible "First Dance" wedding song?

[BillyVance 34]

Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Ashtanga 0]

Wasn't it DaGimp that said the worst song for a stripper was the dance version of Cotton Eyed Joe? I say that would be the worst wedding song too.

[justinb138 0]

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Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four....

[TypicalFish 0]

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Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

"You've lost that loving feelin'..."

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[BillyVance 34]

Or "The Same Ol' Ball And Chain" by Poison?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[meloo09 0]

She Hates Me- Puddle of Mudd

What you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say.

[BillyVance 34]

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"You've lost that loving feelin'..."

No shit! That didn't go over so well on Top Gun!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[NWFlyer 2]

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Or "The Same Ol' Ball And Chain" by Poison?

Ball and Chain by Social D... same vein.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Thanatos340 1]

My personal Favorite:
If you cant Be..
With the one you Love....
Love the one you are with!!


My Brother wedding...
Picture His side... Typical Traditional Southern Family
Her side.. Very Traditional and affluent Cuban Catholic...
Brides Dad spent over $30K on the wedding and reception..

First Dance Song.. Lets get drunk and Screw!!

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[SpeedRacer 1]

a friend of mine knew someone who wanted to have it be "Who Let the Dogs Out" for her wedding.


yep, that's reeeeal classy.

Speed Racer
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[Ashtanga 0]

I bet you would emberass her if you had them play Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew.

Me love you long time.

[skinnyshrek 0]

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Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

Does it matter Billy, you can't hear the fucking music anyways

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[BillyVance 34]

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a friend of mine knew someone who wanted to have it be "Who Let the Dogs Out" for her wedding.


yep, that's reeeeal classy.

Was that person from Mississippi?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lawrocket 3]

"If You're Born a Woman, You're Born to be Hurt" by Sandy Posey.

Lyrics:

"It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Or if you're smart or dumb
A woman's place in this old world
Is under some man's thumb
And if you're born a woman
You're born to be hurt
You're born to be stepped on, lied to, cheated on
And treated like dirt
Ah if you're born a woman
You're born to be hurt
A woman's lot is to give and give
And go on giving
A woman's got to love and lose
And go on living
Well I was born a woman
I didn't have no say
And when my man finally comes home
He makes me glad it happened that way
Because to be his woman
No price is too great to pay
Yes I was born a woman
I'm glad it happened that way
Oh I was born a woman..."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[BillyVance 34]

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Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

Does it matter Billy, you can't hear the fucking music anyways

I'm talking about the rest of you hearing fuckers!

Oh by the way, my wedding had no music in it.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[masterrig 1]

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Wasn't it DaGimp that said the worst song for a stripper was the dance version of Cotton Eyed Joe? I say that would be the worst wedding song too.

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Whoa, there! Are you kiddin' me? That is blasphemy here in Texas! That's second only to 'The Yellow Rose of Texas'!


Chuck

[masterrig 1]

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Well? What would be the worst song to play for that first dance?

My bet's on "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" by The Clash but there are a whole bunch other no-no's out there...

Does it matter Billy, you can't hear the fucking music anyways

I'm talking about the rest of you hearing fuckers!

Oh by the way, my wedding had no music in it.

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The band signed the songs?

Chuck

[BillyVance 34]

I knew a die-hard Alabama football fan who requested the U. of Alabama's fight song at his wedding. His bride was NOT amused...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[BillyVance 34]

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Oh by the way, my wedding had no music in it.

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The band signed the songs?

Chuck

[Darius11 12]

Everybody's humping around. by Bobby Brown

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[masterrig 1]

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Oh by the way, my wedding had no music in it.

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The band signed the songs?

Chuck

No, we had a single singer who was quite popular and talented in signing songs...

[masterrig 1]

I don't think, 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' by Loretta Lynn would go over too big! Or 'The Pill', either.


Chuck

[BillyVance 34]

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I wasn't trying to be mean. I was just poppin'-off. I'll try to watch it.


Chuck

Pfft! No big deal. Skinnyshrek rags me all the time. It's funny as hell.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[TALONSKY 0]

A couple come to mind;
1) love stinks
2) She love my cock - Jackal

[nbblood 0]

"Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Blues,
Nathan

Blues,
Nathan

If you wait 'til the last minute, it'll only take a minute.