Girlfalldown 0 #51 October 13, 2005 Quote<> It depends upon what time it is...... you dont want to keep your quests waiting at the service -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadowplay 0 #52 October 13, 2005 I'm going to see U2 next week. It's perfectly ironic that this would come up about one of their songs. When I saw them in May in Philly, I went with my girlfriend. Now we're broken up and I'm going with a buddy of mine. Why did we break up? Well...I guess all you have to do is listen to the song. 18 months down the DRAIN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #53 October 13, 2005 "Cheeseburger in Paradise"? On a similar note, though not exactly oral, I always thought the hokey pokey song was about foreplay with my ex-wife. "You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about..." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #54 October 13, 2005 QuoteOn a similar note, though not exactly oral, I always thought the hokey pokey song was about foreplay with my ex-wife. "You put your left leg in, you pull your left leg out, you put your left leg in, and you shake it all about..." Hey, then was that shitty-whiny-nu-punk song about the post-foreplay action? "I'm bouncing off the walls again..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #55 October 13, 2005 QuoteHey, then was that shitty-whiny-nu-punk song about the post-foreplay action? "I'm bouncing off the walls again..." No, that was more in tune with a song you routinely hear on tandem videos.... QuoteWell I'm freeeeeee, free-fallin' Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #56 October 13, 2005 Didn't a fellow skydiver have a hit on the radio many moons ago? She's like the wind Through my tree Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #57 October 13, 2005 Quotethis reminds me of my mother in law walking around singing "yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy" totally oblivious to the meaning. I always thought that song was about being pregnant. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireflyer 0 #58 October 13, 2005 lets see: "Shoop" by Salt-n-Pepa is spot on. ...and I think "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twister Sister describes my EX-girlfriend's attitude on the subject (edit to add bands) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #59 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuotethis reminds me of my mother in law walking around singing "yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy" totally oblivious to the meaning. I always thought that song was about being pregnant. You can't get pregnant from swallowing. We asked our sex ed teacher that when I was in Jr. High just to embarrass her. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #60 October 13, 2005 "Gimme That Nut" by Easy E is half about oral sex.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #61 October 13, 2005 Quote"Gimme That Nut" by Easy E is half about oral sex. Another good one! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #62 October 13, 2005 Is that the song that starts out... one for the treble, two for the base, she's got nut all over her face... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #63 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotethis reminds me of my mother in law walking around singing "yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy" totally oblivious to the meaning. I always thought that song was about being pregnant. You can't get pregnant from swallowing. We asked our sex ed teacher that when I was in Jr. High just to embarrass her. In high school sex ed our teacher (a coach) was speaking on the make up of semen, and at one point stated that it was full of protien to help the sperm survive this cute little girl raises her hand and asked "then why is it so salty?" Everyone wanted to date her after that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #64 October 13, 2005 "You've got to lick it, Before you stick it."Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #65 October 13, 2005 I'll hit it and split it and lick it and quit it Oh, wait... wrong thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 October 13, 2005 Old School: Jefferson Airplane Miracles Marty Balin singing "I had a taste of the real world, when I went down on you" and Grace Slick in the background with "Mmm, don't waste a drop of it, don't ever stop it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #67 October 13, 2005 Hadn't heard that one before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #68 October 14, 2005 How about this classic from Heart: I was a willow last night in my dream I bent down over a clear running stream I sang you the song that I heard up above And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love!Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
