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How many girls do you flirt with here ?

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At the age of nine, they walk around with tennis balls in their shirt pretending to accidentally bump into something with their appendages.



LOL, that's the most ridiculous thing I've heard!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I dont consider myself a flirt, but my wife says Im a huge flirt. Oh well, its not my fault the you either love or hate the hippie! :DB|
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Online you are a flirt, but in person it is so obvious that you are madly in love with your wife... I personally dont think you are a flirt at the DZ... your a good hippy.... sorry if I let the secret slip:P



Obvously you havent spent enough time with me at the DZ! :D
You must remember I jump at the premire boobie grabbing, ass-smacking, and leg humping DZ.B|

And its no secret. It's good to be the hippie! >:(
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I flirt with lots of girls... but not nearly as many guys. ;)



You flirt? Damn, I never noticed. :|

You must not be one of the guys I flirt with :P;)



Dammit!:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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At the age of nine, they walk around with tennis balls in their shirt pretending to accidentally bump into something with their appendages.



LOL, that's the most ridiculous thing I've heard!



I have 3 sisters. I know the strategies. :D
Besides, I'm from the South. Southern girls make flirting an art form.

The attention progression.

Visuals first.
- First out on the dance floor.
- Hair flips.
- Some weird dance that requires arm-flailing over the head.

Volume next.
- Shrieking like they've discovered King Tuts tomb every time one of the women returns from the bathroom and giving big hugs.
- Being the noisiest table. "Sorry if we are disturbing you, we are just fun, party girls having a great time."

Contact.
- Accidentally bumping into attractive people and then apologizing with a big smile.
- Accidental boobie contact. (Just to remind)

Weakest link.
- Trying to appear to be an easy target (drunk).
(blondes) "I am so drunk."
- Challenging. "You couldn't hang with us anyway."
- Reminders.
(brunettes) "I SAID, I am SOOO drunk."

:D

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lmao...I must be the worst flirt ever. I've never done any of that stuff! :ph34r:

We need a poll. I want to know how many women have done this boobie-bump you talk about. I still think you're crazy!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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