weegegirl 2 #1 January 19, 2006 I should edit this... I actually got a PM saying I offended someone who thought I was calling ALL 40-something year olds fat and socially inept. Oh... and if you didn't catch the light-heartedness of this post... I was pretty much being sarcastic. GOSH! [rant] ...is so f-ing hard sometimes!!! Especially when you just want to let it rip on that stupid, fat, ignorant, worthless, waste-of-space cow that you have to call a coworker!!!!! God damn! How do SOME people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded??? [/rant] ***inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale*** I swear I hate muppets. That's it... I'm going on a smoke break. Carry on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #2 January 19, 2006 You must, now, be working in some kind of an office? Forget keeping your composure - just do everything to ensure you never end up like them "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 January 19, 2006 I'm sorry my previous comment was inappropriate. You could try counting to 20 and smiling. Going out for a cigarette is a very good idea as it will give you some space and allow you calm down and not react on the spur of the moment. Sometimes being impulsive can have long lasting negative consequences. You did the right thing in this instance. You go girl! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 January 19, 2006 Quote [rant] God damn! How do people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded??? [/rant] In my case, it was quite easy. I just decided to be myself.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #5 January 19, 2006 QuoteI swear I hate muppets. Bite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #6 January 19, 2006 Give in... Just kill the bastard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 19, 2006 Just shove your hand up thier ass and make them talk the way you want them toDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #8 January 19, 2006 The hell with your composure just maintain your sanity....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #9 January 19, 2006 QuoteBite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies. This comes as no surprise. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #10 January 19, 2006 QuoteInterests: Jumping, drinking, skydiving, drinking, skyjumping, drinking, parachuting, drinking, falling, drinking, freeflying, drinking, etc. From your profile. Think about it. What is the interests of the person you are having conflict with? Quote Especially when you just want to let it rip on that stupid, fat, ignorant, worthless, waste-of-space cow that you have to call a coworker!!!!! God damn! How do people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded??? Before you expect respect, show some first. Until then, you have no complaint other than the one of course that seems to be internal and self inflicted. In any event, i wish you the best always.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #11 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteBite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies. This comes as no surprise. Hey dont worry, you're a close second. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wool-E 0 #12 January 19, 2006 If Self-Control is the virtuous summit between the two abysses of rage and apathy, then you reacted virtuously (or excellently, since a virtue is a capacity for human excellence). Sooooo, good job! I try to view my pet peeves and social "pisser-off'ers" as an opportunity to develop my character. I think most people would either tell the wretch "what for", or they'd desire to tell him "what for" but never act on it out of cowardice. I think the trick is to do neither and concentrate, instead, on mastering the emotions, rather than being their slave. How, you say? Start by faking it, be polite. Faking patience leads to patience. The same is true for at least most, if not all, other virtues. Politeness leads to morality. But morality is only an interim step. Find out what the third and final step is...FOR $19.99 AT YOUR NEAREST BARNES AND NOBLE. SUUUUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Seriously though, a cat named Comte-Sponville is the philosopher / author that figured that out. And his book is great (despite it's rather lame title): A Small Treatisie on the Great Virtues._________________________________________ It's impossible to build a foolproof parachute because the fools are so ingenious! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #13 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteBite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies. This comes as no surprise. Hey dont worry, you're a close second. On that note, I've called the doctor and arranged for a total clitoridectomy with infibulation.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #14 January 19, 2006 Okay, that is just sickening. And sad. and funny. All at the same time. Its a vertiable cornicopia of emotions.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteBite your tongue. Miss Piggy has been the centerpiece for a good portion of my erotic fantasies. This comes as no surprise. Hey dont worry, you're a close second. On that note, I've called the doctor and arranged for a total clitoridectomy with infibulation. My first thought was: "what a horrible thing to do to one's self!" My second thought was: "who am I to judge" My current thought is: " Can they make mine look like a nose or an ear?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #16 January 19, 2006 Did you say clit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #17 January 19, 2006 QuoteDid you say clit? That's right. Look on the bright side. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #18 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteInterests: Jumping, drinking, skydiving, drinking, skyjumping, drinking, parachuting, drinking, falling, drinking, freeflying, drinking, etc. From your profile. Think about it. What is the interests of the person you are having conflict with? Quote Especially when you just want to let it rip on that stupid, fat, ignorant, worthless, waste-of-space cow that you have to call a coworker!!!!! God damn! How do people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded??? Before you expect respect, show some first. Until then, you have no complaint other than the one of course that seems to be internal and self inflicted. In any event, i wish you the best always. I smell muppet. Scratch that. It's confirmed. Houston, we have a muppet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #19 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you say clit? That's right. Look on the bright side. Here you go: Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #20 January 19, 2006 Damnit man! -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #21 January 19, 2006 Did I just see a deaf guy post a Monty Python song? I must be in a Monty Python sketch HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,126 #22 January 19, 2006 I think AlexCrowley needs that song. It could be his new theme song. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rwieder 0 #23 January 19, 2006 QuoteI think AlexCrowley needs that song. It could be his new theme song. Who's he? -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #24 January 19, 2006 QuoteDid I just see a deaf guy post a Monty Python song? I must be in a Monty Python sketch Yep you did... I love Monty Python. Some of the funniest shit ever seen on TV. Hey, remember the deaf track race sketch? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #25 January 19, 2006 QuoteHey, remember the deaf track race sketch? Had we been talking over a beer, we would now have stuff to talk about for the rest of the night. 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rasmack 0 #17 January 19, 2006 QuoteDid you say clit? That's right. Look on the bright side. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteInterests: Jumping, drinking, skydiving, drinking, skyjumping, drinking, parachuting, drinking, falling, drinking, freeflying, drinking, etc. From your profile. Think about it. What is the interests of the person you are having conflict with? Quote Especially when you just want to let it rip on that stupid, fat, ignorant, worthless, waste-of-space cow that you have to call a coworker!!!!! God damn! How do people grow up to be 40-something and remain that socially retarded??? Before you expect respect, show some first. Until then, you have no complaint other than the one of course that seems to be internal and self inflicted. In any event, i wish you the best always. I smell muppet. Scratch that. It's confirmed. Houston, we have a muppet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 January 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteDid you say clit? That's right. Look on the bright side. Here you go: Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps Don't be silly chumps Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And...always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the light side of life... For life is quite absurd And death's the final word You must always face the curtain with a bow. Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow. So always look on the bright side of death Just before you draw your terminal breath Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the right side of life... (Come on guys, cheer up!) Always look on the bright side of life... Always look on the bright side of life... (Worse things happen at sea, you know.) Always look on the bright side of life... (I mean - what have you got to lose?) (You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!) Always look on the right side of life... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #20 January 19, 2006 Damnit man! -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #21 January 19, 2006 Did I just see a deaf guy post a Monty Python song? I must be in a Monty Python sketch HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,126 #22 January 19, 2006 I think AlexCrowley needs that song. It could be his new theme song. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #23 January 19, 2006 QuoteI think AlexCrowley needs that song. It could be his new theme song. Who's he? -Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 January 19, 2006 QuoteDid I just see a deaf guy post a Monty Python song? I must be in a Monty Python sketch Yep you did... I love Monty Python. Some of the funniest shit ever seen on TV. Hey, remember the deaf track race sketch? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #25 January 19, 2006 QuoteHey, remember the deaf track race sketch? Had we been talking over a beer, we would now have stuff to talk about for the rest of the night. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
