caress 0 #26 February 10, 2006 It is simple. If you have a fence line, tie reflective ribbon that is used for surveying on top of your posts for the fence so that the wind flaps them around. It scares them away. They don't like quick movement at all and those things all around your property will startle them. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #27 February 10, 2006 Kill them and donate the meat to a program similar to what we have here in illinois...Hunters for the hungry its a program that delivers the much needed protein to those who are less fortunate...even the poor or disabled deserve fresh meat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arlo 0 #28 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! i believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BIGUN 1,069 #29 February 10, 2006 http://deerout.com/Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites base428 1 #30 February 10, 2006 Man, thanks for all the cool tips so far. I have seen the water sprinker concept and that sounds like an option. Even if my neighbors stop feeding the deer, they'll still invade my yard each night. I already have a dog, but since he stays inside most of the time, he only chases them when he's outside relieving himself. Perhaps a good start is to just tell my neighbors to stop feeding them. That'll thin the herd a bit. The only problem with this is that my neighbors are currently suing Walmart. If I bitch and moan to them about feeding the deer, I bet they'll send one of their kids over for a slip and fall in my icy driveway. Then again, I've got 24 hour video surveillance on the property, so I'm covered. Again, thanks for the options everyone. Keep 'em coming.(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #31 February 10, 2006 Why are they suing Walmart? Just curious..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 37 #32 February 10, 2006 here's an idea - set this up.... you've already got the surveillance system.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4022147.stm"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites base428 1 #33 February 10, 2006 My neighbor's wife allegedly was hit in the head by 2-liter bottles of Coke that were pushed on the top shelves from one aisle to the next. Nobody saw her get hit, but apparently the 2-liters did fall into the next aisle where she was. She complains of arm/neck pain, but that hasn't stopped her from working in the yard and carrying heavy things around. I wish Walmart would set up surveillance outside her house - it might change the outcome of the trial...... I also photographed the same neighbor stealing gravel from another neighbor who was building his house. Plus, I heard that my neighbor moved next to me because they sued the city they used to live in. And my wife thinks I'm crazy for wanting to put up some "No Trespassing" signs in fancy cursive around the property line. Gotta love it. Oh, the vacant lot on the other side of me is owned by some wacko who hates dogs. He put up a sign that cites the city leash law. Plus, on his house further down the street, he has a "Speed Limit 7" and more "dog waste transmits diseases" signs. The guy is a fruitcake. My front door camera busted him picking up all the dog crap in his vacant lot and placing it on my walkway (even though many dogs crapped there). I think I'm gonna put up a "Speed Limit 8" sign on my property. Man, I love outdoor cameras on my house..... QuoteWhy are they suing Walmart?(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #34 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Quotei believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Ok. Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Then have your neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness come out and throw up in your wifes mouth. After she swallos the vomit she will in return vomit all over the grass. Seeing her do this and the smell of all the piss and shit will cause everyone else to vomit in the grass. Then they can slide through the vomit like a slippy slide . Then they can walk around and wipe the vomit all over the trees. Than have Bob Saget and the Olsen Twins come in and slide through the vomit, piss and shit. Force the Olsen Twin with the eating disorder to eat the vomit, piss and shit. Then everyone tell Bob that he really wan't funny on America's Funniest Home Videos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites goofyjumper 0 #35 February 10, 2006 Put a sign on the fence that says "deer please don't come near my property", they should respect your wishes and leave you alone.............----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lifewithoutanet 0 #36 February 10, 2006 And they call this method, "The Aristocrats". -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites KevinMcGuire 0 #37 February 10, 2006 A big fucking Rottweiller should do the trick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #38 February 10, 2006 QuoteAnd they call this method, "The Aristocrats". Maybe I should take this act to a talent agent? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arlo 0 #39 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Quotei believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Ok. Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Then have your neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness come out and throw up in your wifes mouth. After she swallos the vomit she will in return vomit all over the grass. Seeing her do this and the smell of all the piss and shit will cause everyone else to vomit in the grass. Then they can slide through the vomit like a slippy slide . Then they can walk around and wipe the vomit all over the trees. Than have Bob Saget and the Olsen Twins come in and slide through the vomit, piss and shit. Force the Olsen Twin with the eating disorder to eat the vomit, piss and shit. Then everyone tell Bob that he really wan't funny on America's Funniest Home Videos. i thought that the one olsen twin experienced a little bit of anal seepage but, hey, it would only help the mix, i truly believe. so after they've told bob the truth about america's funniest home videos and then burst his bubble about not utilizing his comedic potential on full house, they can all take a dump on his head (during a drum roll, of course) and take it to a talent agency. TA-DA!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arlo 0 #40 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd they call this method, "The Aristocrats". Maybe I should take this act to a talent agent? yeah, just don't let 'em talk you into the casting couch. that thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #41 February 10, 2006 Quotethat thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Kind of like my dick with head and shoulders on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites arlo 0 #42 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuotethat thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Kind of like my dick with head and shoulders on it. i KNEW you wouldn't be able to help yourself. you're hired. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #43 February 10, 2006 You can do all the stuff mentioned above or you can use Deer Out. http://deerout.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #44 February 10, 2006 Wow...your a quick one! *** F LORIDA! 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Enjoy a nice red wine with that and you will be thrilled to see the next peice of chops, rack of venison...etc trotting across your property. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #49 February 10, 2006 QuoteSo you talk to yourself too?!?! No. When I masturbate it usually takes a lot longer. But when I am with a girl I can cum really quick! Don't forget to vomit, piss and shit on your car too so you don't hit a deer with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #50 February 10, 2006 Concertina wire works really well for keeping the neighborhood kids out of my yard. I bet it would work for deer as well. I like the motion activated water gun thing. Do you think I could hook a fire hose up to it? JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! 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arlo 0 #28 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Worked for me! i believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,069 #29 February 10, 2006 http://deerout.com/Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #30 February 10, 2006 Man, thanks for all the cool tips so far. I have seen the water sprinker concept and that sounds like an option. Even if my neighbors stop feeding the deer, they'll still invade my yard each night. I already have a dog, but since he stays inside most of the time, he only chases them when he's outside relieving himself. Perhaps a good start is to just tell my neighbors to stop feeding them. That'll thin the herd a bit. The only problem with this is that my neighbors are currently suing Walmart. If I bitch and moan to them about feeding the deer, I bet they'll send one of their kids over for a slip and fall in my icy driveway. Then again, I've got 24 hour video surveillance on the property, so I'm covered. Again, thanks for the options everyone. Keep 'em coming.(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #31 February 10, 2006 Why are they suing Walmart? Just curious..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #32 February 10, 2006 here's an idea - set this up.... you've already got the surveillance system.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4022147.stm"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #33 February 10, 2006 My neighbor's wife allegedly was hit in the head by 2-liter bottles of Coke that were pushed on the top shelves from one aisle to the next. Nobody saw her get hit, but apparently the 2-liters did fall into the next aisle where she was. She complains of arm/neck pain, but that hasn't stopped her from working in the yard and carrying heavy things around. I wish Walmart would set up surveillance outside her house - it might change the outcome of the trial...... I also photographed the same neighbor stealing gravel from another neighbor who was building his house. Plus, I heard that my neighbor moved next to me because they sued the city they used to live in. And my wife thinks I'm crazy for wanting to put up some "No Trespassing" signs in fancy cursive around the property line. Gotta love it. Oh, the vacant lot on the other side of me is owned by some wacko who hates dogs. He put up a sign that cites the city leash law. Plus, on his house further down the street, he has a "Speed Limit 7" and more "dog waste transmits diseases" signs. The guy is a fruitcake. My front door camera busted him picking up all the dog crap in his vacant lot and placing it on my walkway (even though many dogs crapped there). I think I'm gonna put up a "Speed Limit 8" sign on my property. Man, I love outdoor cameras on my house..... QuoteWhy are they suing Walmart?(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #34 February 10, 2006 QuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Quotei believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Ok. Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Then have your neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness come out and throw up in your wifes mouth. After she swallos the vomit she will in return vomit all over the grass. Seeing her do this and the smell of all the piss and shit will cause everyone else to vomit in the grass. Then they can slide through the vomit like a slippy slide . Then they can walk around and wipe the vomit all over the trees. Than have Bob Saget and the Olsen Twins come in and slide through the vomit, piss and shit. Force the Olsen Twin with the eating disorder to eat the vomit, piss and shit. Then everyone tell Bob that he really wan't funny on America's Funniest Home Videos. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #35 February 10, 2006 Put a sign on the fence that says "deer please don't come near my property", they should respect your wishes and leave you alone.............----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lifewithoutanet 0 #36 February 10, 2006 And they call this method, "The Aristocrats". -C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #37 February 10, 2006 A big fucking Rottweiller should do the trick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #38 February 10, 2006 QuoteAnd they call this method, "The Aristocrats". Maybe I should take this act to a talent agent? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #39 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteHave your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Quotei believe you should've also included the neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness... ...or bob sagat. Ok. Have your wife come out and piss and shit in the yard. Then you piss and shit in your yard. Then have the kids and neighbors come out of their houses and piss and shit in the yard. Then everyone slide through the piss and shit like a slippy slide. Walk around and wipe the piss and shit on trees, etc. Then have your neighbor's pregnant cousin who has morning sickness come out and throw up in your wifes mouth. After she swallos the vomit she will in return vomit all over the grass. Seeing her do this and the smell of all the piss and shit will cause everyone else to vomit in the grass. Then they can slide through the vomit like a slippy slide . Then they can walk around and wipe the vomit all over the trees. Than have Bob Saget and the Olsen Twins come in and slide through the vomit, piss and shit. Force the Olsen Twin with the eating disorder to eat the vomit, piss and shit. Then everyone tell Bob that he really wan't funny on America's Funniest Home Videos. i thought that the one olsen twin experienced a little bit of anal seepage but, hey, it would only help the mix, i truly believe. so after they've told bob the truth about america's funniest home videos and then burst his bubble about not utilizing his comedic potential on full house, they can all take a dump on his head (during a drum roll, of course) and take it to a talent agency. TA-DA!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #40 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd they call this method, "The Aristocrats". Maybe I should take this act to a talent agent? yeah, just don't let 'em talk you into the casting couch. that thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #41 February 10, 2006 Quotethat thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Kind of like my dick with head and shoulders on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #42 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuotethat thing is really uncomfortable and it hurts your ass a bit.... Kind of like my dick with head and shoulders on it. i KNEW you wouldn't be able to help yourself. you're hired. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #43 February 10, 2006 You can do all the stuff mentioned above or you can use Deer Out. http://deerout.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #44 February 10, 2006 Wow...your a quick one! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #45 February 10, 2006 QuoteWow...your a quick one! You know how many times I have heard that in the bedroom? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #46 February 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteWow...your a quick one! You know how many times I have heard that in the bedroom? So you talk to yourself too?!?! *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #47 February 10, 2006 ...or liquid fence (but i think this stuff contains alot of the aforementioned ingredients) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richards 0 #48 February 10, 2006 Don't get so down about your deer problem. When life seems to only give you deer....make Venison. .308 will do fine, and remember...anything more than medium rare will ruin game meet, for that matter rare is best. Enjoy a nice red wine with that and you will be thrilled to see the next peice of chops, rack of venison...etc trotting across your property. Cheers, Richards My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #49 February 10, 2006 QuoteSo you talk to yourself too?!?! No. When I masturbate it usually takes a lot longer. But when I am with a girl I can cum really quick! Don't forget to vomit, piss and shit on your car too so you don't hit a deer with it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #50 February 10, 2006 Concertina wire works really well for keeping the neighborhood kids out of my yard. I bet it would work for deer as well. I like the motion activated water gun thing. Do you think I could hook a fire hose up to it? JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
