PLFXpert 0 #1 February 20, 2006 I'm not talking about the little slight discolorations you get here and there. I'm talking about a half-dollar-sized black, blue & purple spot on the side of my leg that looks as if I was slammed down roughly on a pole. And yet, I have no idea what happened.... You'd think one would remember a pole-slamming Edited to add: I DO remember how I got the paper-cut in the crevace of my fingers though "Holy OWWW!" comes to mind Edited, again, to add: Thank you for the pm concern (you know who you are, but I wouldn't want others to know you are secretly very sweet). I felt compelled to add, I do not bruise frequently. Just thought it was a funny story to sharePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 February 20, 2006 So are you going to put Ben-Gay on it ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 February 20, 2006 Quotethat looks as if I was slammed down roughly on a pole. Take some lessons from FireflyTx. I understand she is a pole dancing EXPERT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base689 0 #4 February 20, 2006 > I'm talking about a half-dollar-sized black, blue & purple spot on the side of my leg that looks as if I was slammed down roughly on a pole. And yet, I have no idea what happened.... You'd think one would remember a pole-slamming It's quite common among girls, more specifically it happens to girls who have got quite weak "small-veins-under-skin" (sorry, I do not know the exact English term): when they hit against a hard rounded surface (knob of a door, edge of a table, similar stuff...) even if not so hard to remember/notice it, the "small-veins-under-skin" break and there you are with the blue spots. Another part of body where it is easy that girls get "blue spots" is the inner part of upper arm (very delicate flesh/skin up there). Just my 0.02€Stay safe out there Blue Skies and Soft Walls BASE #689 - base_689AT_NO_123_SPAMyahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 February 20, 2006 GREAT idea!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virginflyer3 0 #6 February 20, 2006 How weird, I had exactly the same thing happen to me last week. A bruise the size of a small T plate on the top of my leg and arse. How on earth it got there, I do not know. I would like to say it was caused by athletic nasty sex but that would be a lie, besides my knees and elbows are fine. I nearly had to call in work and say I needed the day off as I had a sore bum and would'nt be able to sit on it all day long, but I don't think that would have washed as they are Nazi scum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 February 20, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #8 February 20, 2006 Did you have a crazy drunken night recently where you tried to discretely stumble around in high heels? That's what always does me in! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #9 February 20, 2006 *Devious thought* Karen in heels *Devious thought*50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #10 February 20, 2006 No, but there was this Bengay incident....Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #11 February 20, 2006 That's from where GTA spanked you after you "presented" in the other thread... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #12 February 20, 2006 Ooooo, nice. Yes, yes, that's right....right after I said, "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #13 February 20, 2006 Quote*Devious thought* Karen in heels *Devious thought* I dressed up as a girl last Halloween. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 February 20, 2006 QuoteQuote*Devious thought* Karen in heels *Devious thought* I dressed up as a girl last Halloween. Shall I post the picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #15 February 20, 2006 As long as you can't see up my skirt in it, I don't care! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 February 20, 2006 Yes , Show us what a meal this Karen can be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 February 20, 2006 I tried but unfortunately teh only pic I have had to be yanked out of a newsletter and it came out pretty tiny and blurry. I missed the party myself, so I don't have any of my own pics, but suffice to to say she looked hot! Of course, I'd put Karen in the "Hottest female jumper at my DZ" thread any day of the week, but then she'd get all . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 February 20, 2006 She seems hot enough to me to qualify. Keep looking for the pics ok ? and where did the meal part come from ?Is there something i need to taste ? ( Dear Karen's husband: I'm just kidding) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 February 20, 2006 Quote ( Dear Karen's husband: I'm just kidding) I think her boyfriend would probably be more worried that you just elevated him to husband status. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #20 February 20, 2006 Considering we've planned out where we will honeymoon.. Jeff would not care about being elevated to husband status. http://share.shutterfly.com/action/slideshow?a=67b0de21b332e6fd65f8&auto=0&idx=33&m=1&d=1140462343754 Hmm.... who am I? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 February 20, 2006 QuoteConsidering we've planned out where we will honeymoon.. Jeff would not car about being elevated to husband status. http://share.shutterfly.com/action/slideshow?a=67b0de21b332e6fd65f8&auto=0&idx=33&m=1&d=1140462343754 Hmm.... who am I? Link didn't work for me, Britney. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #22 February 20, 2006 It works for me.. hmm.. mystery. Much like the bruise that started this thread. Interesting... "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #23 February 20, 2006 QuoteI'm talking about a half-dollar-sized black, blue & purple spot on the side of my leg that looks as if I was slammed down roughly on a pole. If the bruise is on the inside of your leg, I have a possible explanation. (and NOT a dirty one.) Have you been on the camera step recently? I usually end up with a HUGE bruise on the inside of my leg from bracing it on the door of the plan when I'm flying camera for several jumps in a day. Brie"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 February 20, 2006 QuoteTake some lessons from FireflyTx. I understand she is a pole dancing EXPERT. pshaw, she's in the hall of fame Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites