peckerhead 0 #1 February 21, 2006 Why do swoopers loosen their chest straps after they open? It makes it easier for the para-medics to remove the harness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #2 February 21, 2006 Ouch..... TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #3 February 21, 2006 Yeah, not bad. Why do other jumpers sit by the pond and watch swoopers land? They wish they could. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 February 21, 2006 QuoteYeah, not bad. Why do other jumpers sit by the pond and watch swoopers land? They wish they could. Uggggh. That was just wayyyyy too lame! Well, it isn't a 'joke' per se, but I do have a swooper sig line for a friend who's all busted up right now. Edit to add: Ok, ok: Why do swoopers wear baseball hats? -To hide their lobotomy scars. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 February 21, 2006 Wasn't meant to be a joke really. With as small as this sport is and how the general public looks at us, I figure being a little more supportive of peoples interests in different disiplines would be more appropriate. Or I might just be a jerk.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #6 February 21, 2006 I liked your joke... and you ARE a jerk! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #7 February 21, 2006 And there you have it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #8 February 21, 2006 I know... it hurts... I'll see you at CPC in Colorado, and tell Phlip I say hi! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #9 February 21, 2006 See Dick hook! See Dick hammer! Don't be a Dick! or See Dick hook! See Dick swoop! Chicks dig Dick! (These were both set to cartoon like drawings and were Chute Shop T-Shirts -Now Parachute Systems) tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 February 21, 2006 If it wasn't for the swoopers, I might have a shot at a skybabe. Oh wait...you wanted jokes My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #11 February 21, 2006 How can you tell if there is a swopper at the bonefire? Don't worry he'll tell you. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #12 February 21, 2006 wing loading:noun, this is the number of hook turn injuries a given part of a hospital can treat. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 February 21, 2006 QuoteWhy do other jumpers sit by the pond and watch swoopers land? They wish they could. It's true, It's true. I don't jump nearly often enough to probably ever get to the point of swooping. I wish, though,(and I know it's been done) there was a "tandem swoop" for us wannabees b/c it just looks like such a fun ride! But, it DOES get me hot watching my hunny swoop---that look on his face, his form, his preciseness.....Mmmmmmm, brb I should note, however, I had no idea what swooping was or had ever seen him do it when we met (met him just after I graduated AFF and really had no idea what anything was at that point)...so that was not the original draw. The original draw was he was so amazingly sweet and thoughtful (sorry to you hunny), but it was only later I discovered how flippin HOT it was to watch him swoop his canopy.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RossDagley 0 #14 February 21, 2006 Quote But, it DOES get me hot watching my hunny swoop---that look on his face, his form, his preciseness.....Mmmmmmm, brb WAAAAAAY too much information Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 February 21, 2006 He does video, tooPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L.O. 0 #16 February 21, 2006 I have the T it's SEE DICK HOOK SEE DICK SURF CHICKS LOVE DICKHPDBs, I hate those guys. AFB, charter member. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
