Girlfalldown 0 #1 February 27, 2006 Rented it this weekend for shit and giggles and I am still laughing about it! That movie had everything. Oral, anal, group sex, the "everything goes better with coke" thing, holey shit man, what a laugh. I guess back then there weren't a lot of people willing to get naked for the big screen so there were a lot of ugly hairy things too. Plus I don't think they knew how to measure back then. 9 inches my ass! So fess up, who's seen this classic? Thoughts? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 February 27, 2006 Quote 9 inches my ass! Wow. It seems to be missing a word or three, but I suddenly have newfound respect for you Shannon. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #3 February 27, 2006 Quote9 inches my ass If you insist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #4 February 27, 2006 QuoteRented it this weekend for shit and giggles and I am still laughing about it! That movie had everything. Oral, anal, group sex, the "everything goes better with coke" thing, holey shit man, what a laugh. I guess back then there weren't a lot of people willing to get naked for the big screen so there were a lot of ugly hairy things too. Plus I don't think they knew how to measure back then. 9 inches my ass! So fess up, who's seen this classic? Thoughts? fat & hairy? Ron Jeremy the hedgehog?... if a girl was skanky enough to do him your bed would be so full of hair you would think you just got banged by a Sheepdog! 9" and ass in the same sentence? WOOHOO!!! would an 8.5 on the sphincter scale count? hehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #5 February 27, 2006 I thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 February 27, 2006 Yep, times have changed. Now everything is plucked, tweezed, waxed, shaved, lazered and bleached. We hairy guys just don't get the screen time anymore.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #7 February 27, 2006 Oh the main characters was shaved. She even went through the trouble of shaving an already shaved coochie for our viewing pleasure! The other chick though, oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 February 27, 2006 How do you know when yu have met Ron Jeremy? He's the guy trimming his cock hair with a weed eater.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #9 February 27, 2006 Quote The other chick though, oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! Different strokes for different folks. Some guys like their women to look like 12 year old prepubescent girls. Others prefer a natural woman. No matches for me.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 February 27, 2006 QuoteI thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that Well apparently, if you haven't been able to orgasm through clitoral stimulation, you should check to make sure you have a clitoris down there. If not, it might be in the back of your throat! Hence, Deep Throat. Bells and fireworks. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuote The other chick though, oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! Different strokes for different folks. Some guys like their women to look like 12 year old prepubescent girls. Others prefer a natural woman. No matches for me. Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #12 February 27, 2006 ***I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice. Quote I can deal with that. I just don't want to have to cough up hair balls later on. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #13 February 27, 2006 But it's nice when you're out of floss. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #14 February 27, 2006 QuoteBut it's nice when you're out of floss. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 February 27, 2006 "bleached" As in anal?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #16 February 27, 2006 ***But it's nice when you're out of floss QuoteYou're bad."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #17 February 27, 2006 What's the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor? Ptew!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #18 February 27, 2006 QuoteI thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that Forget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #19 February 27, 2006 QuoteForget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Just a Forum?? How about a new discipline?? I can think of one or two that I would like to Nominate for a Coach Rating!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #20 February 27, 2006 Quote A little landing strip is nice. so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ? Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? well?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #21 February 27, 2006 Quote Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice. yes, there is a happy medium between bald and growing out past the most modest of bikinis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #22 February 27, 2006 oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! OMG.........LMAO............!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #23 February 27, 2006 That's nasty!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #24 February 28, 2006 QuoteQuote A little landing strip is nice. so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ? Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? well? Lets take this item by item - 1) so what, exactly, is landing . . . AKA Fucking - 2) is there a loading area too . . . You may put your load where the LO designates 3) how about an LZ . . . See #2 4) Do you have a tower . . . In Fact there are TWO (Twin Towers) 5) and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? . . . Simply put - Yes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #25 February 28, 2006 Do not play "Come in Tokyo" on the two towers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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Girlfalldown 0 #13 February 27, 2006 But it's nice when you're out of floss. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 February 27, 2006 QuoteBut it's nice when you're out of floss. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #15 February 27, 2006 "bleached" As in anal?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 February 27, 2006 ***But it's nice when you're out of floss QuoteYou're bad."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #17 February 27, 2006 What's the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor? Ptew!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #18 February 27, 2006 QuoteI thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that Forget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #19 February 27, 2006 QuoteForget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Just a Forum?? How about a new discipline?? I can think of one or two that I would like to Nominate for a Coach Rating!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumper03 0 #20 February 27, 2006 Quote A little landing strip is nice. so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ? Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? well?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #21 February 27, 2006 Quote Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice. yes, there is a happy medium between bald and growing out past the most modest of bikinis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #22 February 27, 2006 oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! OMG.........LMAO............!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 February 27, 2006 What's the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the floor? Ptew!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 February 27, 2006 QuoteI thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that Forget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 February 27, 2006 QuoteForget a thread, maybe a complete forum! I nominate Caress as the moderator. Just a Forum?? How about a new discipline?? I can think of one or two that I would like to Nominate for a Coach Rating!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #20 February 27, 2006 Quote A little landing strip is nice. so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ? Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? well?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #21 February 27, 2006 Quote Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice. yes, there is a happy medium between bald and growing out past the most modest of bikinis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #22 February 27, 2006 oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman! OMG.........LMAO............!"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #23 February 27, 2006 That's nasty!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 February 28, 2006 QuoteQuote A little landing strip is nice. so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ? Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? well? Lets take this item by item - 1) so what, exactly, is landing . . . AKA Fucking - 2) is there a loading area too . . . You may put your load where the LO designates 3) how about an LZ . . . See #2 4) Do you have a tower . . . In Fact there are TWO (Twin Towers) 5) and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? . . . Simply put - Yes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 February 28, 2006 Do not play "Come in Tokyo" on the two towers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites