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Deep Throat

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Rented it this weekend for shit and giggles and I am still laughing about it! That movie had everything. Oral, anal, group sex, the "everything goes better with coke" thing, holey shit man, what a laugh.

I guess back then there weren't a lot of people willing to get naked for the big screen so there were a lot of ugly hairy things too. Plus I don't think they knew how to measure back then. 9 inches my ass!

:D

So fess up, who's seen this classic? Thoughts?

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Rented it this weekend for shit and giggles and I am still laughing about it! That movie had everything. Oral, anal, group sex, the "everything goes better with coke" thing, holey shit man, what a laugh.

I guess back then there weren't a lot of people willing to get naked for the big screen so there were a lot of ugly hairy things too. Plus I don't think they knew how to measure back then. 9 inches my ass!

:D

So fess up, who's seen this classic? Thoughts?



fat & hairy? Ron Jeremy the hedgehog?...

if a girl was skanky enough to do him your bed would be so full of hair you would think you just got banged by a Sheepdog!:S

9" and ass in the same sentence? WOOHOO!!!:o

would an 8.5 on the sphincter scale count?;)

hehehe

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The other chick though, oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman!



Different strokes for different folks. Some guys like their women to look like 12 year old prepubescent girls. Others prefer a natural woman. No matches for me.
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I thought this was going to be about blow job techniques... Seems we could use a thread like that :P



Well apparently, if you haven't been able to orgasm through clitoral stimulation, you should check to make sure you have a clitoris down there. If not, it might be in the back of your throat!

Hence, Deep Throat.

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The other chick though, oh my gawd! Put a match to it woman!



Different strokes for different folks. Some guys like their women to look like 12 year old prepubescent girls. Others prefer a natural woman. No matches for me.



Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. >:(

I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice.

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I can deal with that. I just don't want to have to cough up hair balls later on. :D

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Liking to be clean down there and thinking of it as a prepubescent are not the same thing. >:(

I just like it clean and trimmed. Not fully bald. A little landing strip is nice.



yes, there is a happy medium between bald and growing out past the most modest of bikinis.

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A little landing strip is nice.



so what, exactly, is landing? is there a loading area too? how about an LZ?

Do you have a tower? and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip?

well?



Lets take this item by item -

1) so what, exactly, is landing . . . AKA Fucking -
2) is there a loading area too . . . You may put your load where the LO designates
3) how about an LZ . . . See #2
4) Do you have a tower . . . In Fact there are TWO (Twin Towers)
5) and do you need to file a NOTAM before landing on the strip? . . . Simply put - Yes.
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