darnknit 0 #1 March 27, 2006 so today i get a slamming spinner, after i kick out of the line twists i get to fix the tension knots. i go to collapse my slider, and i notice a post it note on my slider that says "STOP BEATING ME WITH A CROWBAR!". so after i land, i rip the chopstick out of the little fucker's tongue and explain to him the charater building qualities that beating him with a crowbar will instill, while i am beating him with a crowbar. NOW, it starts to get weird. the other packers are all screaming, "STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING HIM! I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM, BUT THIS IS WRONG!". i don't get it. it's gonna be a long season, i'm gonna need alot of pack jobs. i would have thought they would enjoy the economic opportunity offered by me "culling the herd", if you will. their reaction sempt just the opposite. what's up with that? pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 March 27, 2006 Why not pack your own rig...that way if you screw up, you can beat yourself into a pulp......let me know when your gonna do it though...I wanna watch. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 March 27, 2006 You know it's possible you're just not beating him/her enough... I think the more you beat the dumber they get and the less likely they will be to leaving notes... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 March 27, 2006 rules for hiring a packer: If it's a good opening - thank them - if it's a bad opening - you should have packed yourself. only two rules I know of.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #5 March 27, 2006 QuoteWhy not pack your own rig... perhaps you don't fully understand the dynamics of all dropzone operations.(before you post any crap about how you understand how dropzones work, look at your sigline) just thought you might want to hit the ground running sport. Quote you can beat yourself into a pulp......let me know when your gonna do it though...I wanna watch. your friends think i am the mean and bitter one. i find that ironic, in an amusing way. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 March 27, 2006 Quoterules for hiring a packer: If it's a good opening - thank them - if it's a bad opening - you should have packed yourself. only two rules I know of. Rule #3, give your packer new groovy underwear as a tip. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 March 27, 2006 QuoteQuoterules for hiring a packer: If it's a good opening - thank them - if it's a bad opening - you should have packed yourself. only two rules I know of. Rule #3, give your packer new groovy underwear as a tip. I don't think he would appreciate it as much as a female would.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 March 27, 2006 Your gonna tell me that the DZ you were at would not let you pack your own rig. BS! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 March 27, 2006 It wasn't the pack job, it was your poor body position. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 March 27, 2006 "mean and bitter" is one thing. Cynical is another. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 March 27, 2006 QuoteIt wasn't the pack job, it was your poor body position. Forgot that one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #12 March 27, 2006 Um... Who packed that canopy you left in the cornfield? I forget. (Well, not really. Looking for it was a long, painful, fruitless and ultimately quite expensive ordeal.) rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #13 March 27, 2006 Quotei don't get it. it's gonna be a long season, i'm gonna need alot of pack jobs. i would have thought they would enjoy the economic opportunity offered by me "culling the herd", if you will. their reaction sempt just the opposite. what's up with that? Maybe they've unionized? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #14 March 27, 2006 sigh.... another stalker pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #15 March 27, 2006 Quotesigh.... another stalker If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #16 March 28, 2006 Quote Looking for it was a long, painful, fruitless and ultimately quite expensive ordeal.) sorry you had to go through all that. exactly how much did me cutting away Brian Kunkowski's canopy cost you? because up until this very second i had not realized that my decision to live had cost you so much. i was under the impression that i had paid Brian Kunkowski every penny i had owed him. i was also under the impression that the payment was of my own. your post seems to imply that i have cheated either you or Brian. although i find it difficult to believe that i have any debts of which i am unaware, it would be a simple matter for you to supply me with a receipt or invoice, or some other document that would indicate financial responsibility on my part. in which case you would recieve prompt payment. lighten up Francis, pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #17 March 28, 2006 You're funny, Paul. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #18 March 28, 2006 Quote"mean and bitter" is one thing. Cynical is another. let me know when you understand the difference, honey. because you will like me then. by the way, any post you make saying you understand the difference between 'mean and bitter' and 'cynical' should seamlessly include your justification of being cynical allowing you to call a human being an idiot. good luck shecky pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #19 March 28, 2006 QuoteYou're funny, Paul. thank you for the compliment. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 March 28, 2006 QuoteQuotesigh.... another stalker I would have stalked you,if you moved to Pasco county instead of NJ."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #21 March 28, 2006 oh come on, they didnt care if he lived or died, they were just stalling so they could clean out his tent before he regained conciousness too bad all they got was an i-pod a snoopy blanket half a bottle of grey goose and a bong made out of a water bottle, a bic pen, and some tin-foil packers have gone soft these days, "oh, i work soo hard, you dont appreciate me" get back to work before i appreciate you down the stairs, bitches dammit pj the season hasnt even started yet and we already have a crippled packer, its gonna be a long summer, im thinking the wack-a-packer arcade game might not be such a bad idea, i might have to take one for the team and join in on it. nothing increases productivity and morale like blunt force trauma. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqpacker 7 #22 March 28, 2006 Packers Union Local 420 REPRESENT! I pack slammers for my bitches. You swing that crowbar at me and you'll fined it wedged in your rig. Don't Fuck with Packers they're probbly friends with your rigger. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #23 March 28, 2006 can it you quiche eating nancy boy, its cause of trance dancing crackpots like you packers get a bad name. somebody at your dz needs to step up and let all the packers know whos boss. next thing you know you and all your flower child cronies will be throwing poop at manifest. remember HITS NOT TIPS FOR PACKERS if your packer isnt cowering in the corner after sunset youve failed as a skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqpacker 7 #24 March 28, 2006 I've been throwing Poop at those bitches in Manifest for years now. This year I'm putting my poop in endcells. IF those old fuckers aren't crying about their back at the end of the day, you aren't doing your job as a packer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beckz70018 0 #25 March 28, 2006 Some people never change...and they even get worse... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites