GiaKrembs 0 #1 April 20, 2006 So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.. 8. You can't remember . is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists. 19. The Terminator is your governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one p.s. did a search didn't find it... if it's a re-post BITE ME! Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 20, 2006 21. Who the fuck ate all my Pop Tarts?!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #3 April 20, 2006 Quotep.s. did a search didn't find it... if it's a re-post BITE ME!If only it were a repost... Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #4 April 20, 2006 But I really need to know this ... is pot legal or not? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 April 20, 2006 Quote 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.. Hello!!?? I live in 'neck county Alberta and even I can taste that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 April 20, 2006 Ok, it's really old, but here goes: Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Californians don't screw in light bulbs--they screw in hot tubs. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 April 20, 2006 22. There's a city that specializes in your persuasion whatever it is.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 April 20, 2006 Quote22. There's a city that specializes in your persuasion whatever it is. Except one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #9 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote22. There's a city that specializes in your persuasion whatever it is. Except one. YEAH HUH~, it's called the zoo! g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #10 April 20, 2006 QuoteBut I really need to know this ... is pot legal or not? Yes but you have to have a license. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteBut I really need to know this ... is pot legal or not? Yes but you have to have a license. LOL To the DMV Clerk: "Can I have a Pot Liscense?" DMV Clerk: Sure - just fill out this form and this form and this form - if you can't fill them out we have people here that can do that for you, if you are already high, someone will be there to assist you holding the pen. Form: Name: What state do you live in? What state is the best? Is Pot Illegal? Sign Here>I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 April 20, 2006 No silly, you get it from a doctor. It's for people with chronic illnesses and stuff. I've seen the stuff in action and it works. Someone I know was so sick from his anesthesia after surgery he was puking his guts out for hours. It was awful. They kept giving him medication for pain and nausea and he just kept being sick. When I drove him home he was a mess. Finally after a couple more hours of this I forced him to smoke some pot. One hit and 2 minutes later he was totally fine. No more nausea and vomiting. It works. Another friend of mine had lukemia and she couldn't eat because of the treatment. The doctor prescribed medical marijuana in pill form and she could eat again. Her eyes would get all red too and she said she had the munchies all the time. I tried eating some brownies after my spine surgery to help me sleep but instead it just made me hide out in my room with the TV down real low feeling paranoid so it's not for everyone. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 April 20, 2006 Quote7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.. You should add Colombian to the list... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 April 20, 2006 QuoteOk, it's really old, but here goes: Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Californians don't screw in light bulbs--they screw in hot tubs. Walt Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 50 - one to change it and another 49 to form a support group. Q: How many California Students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just 1, and he'll get a "A" for it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 April 20, 2006 21. You hear about a devastating 6.2 earthquake and chuckle, "Shit. A measley six point fucking two?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
