Muenkel 0 #1 May 2, 2006 Well, she's one of my attorneys. I think she is really cute, but it's a professional relationship. Today, she emails me to tell me she was up in my area hiking...with her boyfriend. She wanted to tell me how beautiful she thought my town was. Oh well.... Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #2 May 2, 2006 Wow, what a kick in the nads that was.... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 May 2, 2006 I'm really attracted to my orthodontist. I feel your pain. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 May 2, 2006 QuoteI'm really attracted to my orthodontist. I feel your pain uh, sunny, i think the pain you feel is from the orthodontic apliances..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #5 May 2, 2006 She's probably already fucking you... you may as well fuck her back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 May 2, 2006 QuoteShe's probably already fucking you... you may as well fuck her back Fuck her back? Is that another way of saying buttsex? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #7 May 2, 2006 Save that filthy language for the packing mats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 May 2, 2006 Free dirty talk and verbal abuse with every packjob!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #9 May 2, 2006 I have a big thing for my attorney too..... hmmmmm Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 May 2, 2006 QuoteFree dirty talk and verbal abuse with every packjob!! How can ya beat THAT deal.... most times you have to PAY for that sort of thing!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 May 2, 2006 QuoteShe's probably already fucking you... you may as well fuck her back If I fuck her and she wins my case and gets me money; does that make me a man-whore? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 May 2, 2006 QuoteIf I fuck her and she wins my case and gets me money; does that make me a man-whore? Even if she wins your case, you're still paying her so she's the whore. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 May 2, 2006 QuoteIf I fuck her and she wins my case and gets me money; does that make me a man-whore? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even if she wins your case, you're still paying her so she's the whore. I knew it! Chicks...they're total sluts. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #14 May 2, 2006 I was REEEAAALLLY attracted to my car salesman... So, I chased him for a little while... Then, I won the game, now the fun is over. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #15 May 2, 2006 QuoteFree dirty talk and verbal abuse with every packjob!! I do believe it is time for me to go to Chicago and to start using a packer. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 May 2, 2006 QuoteFree dirty talk and verbal abuse with every packjob!! i think someone owes me something from last yr then! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
