Broke 0 #1 May 9, 2006 http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv aparently I am not that bad First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 May 9, 2006 Seventh Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level OOps And I answered as honestly as possibleYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 May 9, 2006 Quotehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv aparently I am not that bad First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. Hell doesn't exist in my worldBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 May 9, 2006 There is a personality test there as well http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv This is how I faired Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Very High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: High Obsessive-Compulsive: High I did good in that test Mostly Highs and Very High You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #6 May 9, 2006 In order.... Jerry Garcia's guitar case. Jimmy Hendrix' stash bag. Jim Belushi's glove compartment. River Phoenix' sock. Hunter S' tilley hat's secret pocket. Neil Cassidy's backpack. and finally, before I wen't... I'd pick us all up a keg of microbrew. -smd7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #7 May 9, 2006 QuoteSecond Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. oh well good ill be dead then Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bivar 0 #8 May 9, 2006 Purgatory for me---------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #9 May 9, 2006 Seventh Level of Hell. Is that bad? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 May 9, 2006 could be worseDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteSecond Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. I like to think of it as a personal wind tunnel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #12 May 9, 2006 guess were reall nice then huh? endless "freefall" Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #13 May 9, 2006 With regard to Dante's work, and understanding that it is considered to be of great literary value, I found it to be quite pretentious. I mean, Dante wrote it at least partly as a scathing denouncement of those people he saw as being to blame for the evils of his world, past and (his )present.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 May 9, 2006 Another thing that made this work important is the fact that it was one of the first books writen in the vernacular Italian instead of Latin.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #15 May 9, 2006 I was not aware of that. Interesting, to be sure, but not enough to balance out the perception I had that Dante was running his own time-spanning popularity contest.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #16 May 9, 2006 2nd Level BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #17 May 9, 2006 Third Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws. Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful High Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme Level 7 Violent High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #18 May 9, 2006 Before I realized this was a test, I was going to say August in FL is my hell every year!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 May 9, 2006 QuoteSeventh Level of Hell. Is that bad? Walt It can't be too bad, you'll get to hang out with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #20 May 9, 2006 Purgatory...Repenting Believers...Very Low Level 1...Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers...Very Low Level 2...Lustful...Very High Level 3...Gluttonous...High Level 4...Prodigal and Avaricious...Extreme Level 5...Wrathful and Gloomy...Extreme Level 6...The City of Dis Heretics...High Level 7...Violent...Very High Level 8...the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers...Extreme Level 9...Cocytus Treacherous...Extreme Eighth Level. Hmm, looks like I can dig a little more. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteSeventh Level of Hell. Is that bad? Walt It can't be too bad, you'll get to hang out with me. Cool!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #22 May 9, 2006 Wow, level 2 with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy, and here i thought the afterlife was gonna suck! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #23 May 9, 2006 I in the 2nd Level of HellTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #24 May 9, 2006 Level 6 - City of Dis - for the heretics. nice.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #25 May 9, 2006 Level 1 of hell and... Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Quick Summary: Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow. Symptoms of Schizotypal Personality Disorder: Odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance Superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena Difficult to follow speech patterns Feelings of anxiety in social situations Suspiciousness and paranoia Odd beliefs or magical thinking Appears shy, aloof, or withdrawn to others A few of those are applicable. My mom suffered from paranoid schizophrenia. I didn't know that until a lot later in life but whatever. Go figure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites