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QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteYou suck.Quotevery disgusting and very common.
why not get a lower back tattoo next?
And that's sad.
Hey now, that's MY line!
I know. I was thinking of you when I wrote it!
Ahhhhhh...somebody wuvs me!
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Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.
stitch 0
does your tongue swell up again,the second time??
"No cookies for you"- GFD
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Beverly 1
Question:
Do you beep going through metal detectors at airports?/
I have a tatoo on my lower back, and I have not gotten fat, so it still looks fantastic. Especially from behind
anyway, it is of 2 dragons facing eachother, quite hectic, but very sexy,
If you don't awnt people to see it, you can cover up.
Not an issue at all.
i have not had any negative remarks from anyone, ever.
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
Do you beep going through metal detectors at airports?/
I have a tatoo on my lower back, and I have not gotten fat, so it still looks fantastic. Especially from behind
anyway, it is of 2 dragons facing eachother, quite hectic, but very sexy,
If you don't awnt people to see it, you can cover up.
Not an issue at all.
i have not had any negative remarks from anyone, ever.
I think true friendship is under-rated
Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa
sunshine 2
Quotedon't know how many root canals and crowns I've done over the years from the unfortunate souls that bitten down on their piercing's
I only use acrylic. When i accidentally bite on the piercing, it breaks, not my teeth.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
Well this just sucks. Last night as I was going through the airport I got stopped at the x-ray machine thingy. It just kept beeping no matter what I took off. I explained I had 2 tongue barbells in but they ended up taking me into the back room and giving me a full cavity search anyway. They finally let me through but I missed my plane.
So while I was sitting there waiting for the next plane I decided to get something to eat. My tongues still a bit swollen so I went with a banana since it's so soft. Well somehow I managed to bite down right on one of the stainless steel balls and I chipped one of my 6 year molars right in half! Imagine the pain!
Just then they began boarding the plane so I stuck the chip in my pocket and I went to throw the banana peel away and somehow the peel landed on the edge of the garbage and as I walked away instead of falling in it fell on the floor! One of the security guys just happened to be watching and he came over and started harassing me for littering even though I didn't even know it fell out! I was trying to apologize and tell him I really didn't mean to but he saw the little glimmer in my mouth and immediately profiled me as a hardened criminal because of the piercings and he fined me $200 for littering!
You can imagine how upset I was but I didn't want to miss another plane so I just took the ticket and ran to the plane. As I ran I went to fling my duffle bag over my shoulder and I snagged my tongue rings on duffle bag strap and nearly ripped them out! OUCH!
So finally I get on the plane and sit down. This totally hot guy sits next to me. I say hello to him and he turns towards me to say hi but then he gets this really disgusted look on his face and says "oh my god what's that smell? Is that your breath?" I'm so embarrassed I just turned away and pretended to read but the guy ends up asking to be moved because of the awful stench coming from the holes in my mouth.
The rest of the flight was pretty humiliating since no one wanted to sit next to me but it was a full flight so they kept having to rotate people in and out of the seat next to me.
What a night.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
So while I was sitting there waiting for the next plane I decided to get something to eat. My tongues still a bit swollen so I went with a banana since it's so soft. Well somehow I managed to bite down right on one of the stainless steel balls and I chipped one of my 6 year molars right in half! Imagine the pain!
Just then they began boarding the plane so I stuck the chip in my pocket and I went to throw the banana peel away and somehow the peel landed on the edge of the garbage and as I walked away instead of falling in it fell on the floor! One of the security guys just happened to be watching and he came over and started harassing me for littering even though I didn't even know it fell out! I was trying to apologize and tell him I really didn't mean to but he saw the little glimmer in my mouth and immediately profiled me as a hardened criminal because of the piercings and he fined me $200 for littering!
You can imagine how upset I was but I didn't want to miss another plane so I just took the ticket and ran to the plane. As I ran I went to fling my duffle bag over my shoulder and I snagged my tongue rings on duffle bag strap and nearly ripped them out! OUCH!
So finally I get on the plane and sit down. This totally hot guy sits next to me. I say hello to him and he turns towards me to say hi but then he gets this really disgusted look on his face and says "oh my god what's that smell? Is that your breath?" I'm so embarrassed I just turned away and pretended to read but the guy ends up asking to be moved because of the awful stench coming from the holes in my mouth.
The rest of the flight was pretty humiliating since no one wanted to sit next to me but it was a full flight so they kept having to rotate people in and out of the seat next to me.
What a night.
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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)
Shotgun 1
Sweet.... I am going to get my tongue double penetrated too if that is all it takes to keep people from sitting next to me on commercial flights... 
j0nes 0
QuoteWell this just sucks. Last night as I was going through the airport BLAHBLAHBLAHDY BLAAAAH
all that over a tongue piercing.... imagine what will happen when you get your one-of-a-kind tattoo.....
if you had one already, the story would have had a happier ending for you. the imaginary guy would have ignored your bad breath as the lower back tattoo is a sure sign of slutitude.
QuoteQuoteWell this just sucks. Last night as I was going through the airport BLAHBLAHBLAHDY BLAAAAH
all that over a tongue piercing.... imagine what will happen when you get your one-of-a-kind tattoo.....
if you had one already, the story would have had a happier ending for you. the imaginary guy would have ignored your bad breath as the lower back tattoo is a sure sign of slutitude.
Damn! I knew I should have gotten that done at the same time. Someone link me to a generic tribal tattoo website so I can pick mine out.
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Rebecca 0
QuoteQuoteWell this just sucks. Last night as I was going through the airport BLAHBLAHBLAHDY BLAAAAH
all that over a tongue piercing.... imagine what will happen when you get your one-of-a-kind tattoo.....
if you had one already, the story would have had a happier ending for you. the imaginary guy would have ignored your bad breath as the lower back tattoo is a sure sign of slutitude.
...and you wouldn't have had to settle for only one cavity search. Get on the ball with the ink, Shannon - you can't just run around depriving men of the universal "insert here" signal!
you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
Sorry girl, I would hook you up, but I'm just a dirty whore... I haven't graduated to slut status yet... or wait, is dirty whore above slut status? Hmmm
j0nes 0
dirty whore is slightly above crack whore(which is rock bottom)
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