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Okay, someone dared me to start this thread. No problem...

So which is your favorite kind?

<Oh come on now, they make "glow in the dark" condoms?!!!...
For real???
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What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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If she has a preferance, then I will try to facilitate that, but if not, then just the ones the Heath Department gives away. They work very well.

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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When I was at University I was the president of a sports club. For my sins the shexual health group at Uni gave me 5,000 condoms to distribute between my members.

The flat mates and me just ended up making ballon animals with them.


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I won't tell my mom. :|



You are a good boy, piishy. I wouldn't expect any of my sons to tell me. Although I did need my first son to tell me what that curious hand signal they use at my DZ meant. He called it a "shocker." :o
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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Where's the option for "None"?

And when I say "None" of course I mean "None" in the context of a monogamous relationship with confidence that neither party has an STD blah blah blah.:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Where's the option for "None"?

And when I say "None" of course I mean "None" in the context of a monogamous relationship with confidence that neither party has an STD blah blah blah.:D



That wasn't part of the dare. Shoot, I didn't even know that there were different kinds of condoms since the only relationship I have ever had was with my husband. We didn't use them.

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what are condoms? :|:S:P



My best guess is that they are some kind of balloon. I wonder if you could take some of the glow-in-the-dark ones on a night jump?
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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Where's the option for "None"?



That's what I was wondering...

But, then again, I'm a 29-year old virgin, so I have no preferance. :o:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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I like ribbed. I turn them inside out for MY pleasure. ;):D



did you know that you can use a condom twice if you turn it inside out after using it the right way!




just make sure you shake the fuck out of it before reuse!!
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

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what are condoms? :|:S:P



My best guess is that they are some kind of balloon. I wonder if you could take some of the glow-in-the-dark ones on a night jump?



so you put things in them for like water proofing and finding in the dark and such? :S:D
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My husband is the only man I've ever been with, and we never used condoms until after our second child was born.

We're not big fans of them, but at the present time it's either that or end up with another baby[:/]:S We figured if we gotta use 'em we may as well make it fun. We try 'em all;)
Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

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