Sockpuppet 0 #1 June 19, 2006 So last night I did another item on my "things to do before I'm 30" list. Didnt even mean to acomplish this yet. I talked a stripper into having a drink with me after work next I didnt find out she was a stripper until we were having the drink (she was a friend of a friend who tagged along to the pub and we got chatting....I do not inhabit strip clubs). Now we are set to meet next week but I'm having second thoughts as stripping is slightly immoral by even my standards....but she was so damn hot its just not funny. So...dz.commers I leave it in your capable hands. Should I ignore the job and try to het my end away or go with the morals and keep Madam Palm and her 5 lovley daughters busy for sometime yet. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 June 19, 2006 QuoteSo last night I did another item on my "things to do before I'm 30" list. Didnt even mean to acomplish this yet. I talked a stripper into having a drink with me after work next I didnt find out she was a stripper until we were having the drink (she was a friend of a friend who tagged along to the pub and we got chatting....I do not inhabit strip clubs). Now we are set to meet next week but I'm having second thoughts as stripping is slightly immoral by even my standards....but she was so damn hot its just not funny. So...dz.commers I leave it in your capable hands. Should I ignore the job and try to het my end away or go with the morals and keep Madam Palm and her 5 lovley daughters busy for sometime yet. well, if things get carnal, just remember your name-sake... sock-puppet. may come in handy. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 June 19, 2006 Depends on the person she is. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #4 June 19, 2006 QuoteDepends on the person she is. Walt She was a very nice person who just happens to take her clothes off for money. I think the "mum...I'm dating a stripper" would only be second in "mum...I'm dating a professional poker player" in shock value for the family. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteDepends on the person she is. Walt She was a very nice person who just happens to take her clothes off for money. I think the "mum...I'm dating a stripper" would only be second in "mum...I'm dating a professional poker player" in shock value for the family. I've met strippers that were self-destructive party girls and others who were really sharp. The biggest problem I would have in dating a stripper is that I think they must certainly see men in a very negative light, and they make their money by being manipulative. I'd be concerned about work attitudes spilling over into her personal life. That being said, I do think it really depends on the person. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 June 19, 2006 Don't fall into the trap of letting her job define who she is as a person. I've known several strippers that did it for the money to pay for school or take care of their kids. I have tons of respect for that. I think it is an incredibly genius way to use your assests to take care of yourself. It beats riding unemployment or welfare. I used to have a roomate that was always bringing strippers home. Those were some good times. Hell, I even go to strip clubs with friends. I get in for free, drink for free, and the strippers usually hang out at our table because we treat them with respect and have conversations. I've met some really great people that way. Go out with her and just keep an open mind. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 June 19, 2006 Quoteuse your assets <>Uh huuh huuh huuh !! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 June 19, 2006 things to do before I'm 30" list. Ohhh...to be 30 again Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #9 June 19, 2006 Let go of the "she's a stripper" mentality and replace that with "she's a person with a job." Go out with her and see how it goes. Maybe she doesn't want to dance anymore and is working on getting into something more "moral." Keep an open mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 June 19, 2006 QuoteLet go of the "she's a stripper" mentality and replace that with "she's a person with a job." Go out with her and see how it goes. Maybe she doesn't want to dance anymore and is working on getting into something more "moral." Keep an open mind. Ahhhh...you're hoping to create a job opening for yourself, eh? I got $$$$ and you may need some training.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpergirl 0 #11 June 19, 2006 Oh no. I've got a job that I like, thank you very much. Besides, I'm retired from that line of work. See ya soon , Andy!! I'm looking forward to see you again!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #12 June 19, 2006 I got Three Rules in Life.. 1. No Strippers!! 2. No Red Heads!! 3. No Women from Alabama!! For a truely peaceful (and Boring) Life.. Live by these Rules. Of course these Rules are the MOST fun to break of any rules ever!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #13 June 19, 2006 Quote 3. No Women from Alabama!! There has *got* to be a story behind that one!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #14 June 19, 2006 I had to vote no. I know a guy who fell for a beautiful woman who just happened to take her clothes off for money in order to support her little girl. Six months later, he's lost a job, he's paid several thousand dollars for her breast enlargement, he's estranged a few friends, he's started drinking again, he's accused of rape, and there's a round of restraining orders for everybody involved. Granted, he was an idiot in several ways; it wasn't entirely her fault. But she was an incredibly destructive influence, so I gotta vote no. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #15 June 19, 2006 So essentially you're saying that all strippers are bad because your friend screwed one that was not a good person? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #16 June 19, 2006 Nope, no blanket statements here. Just saying that my perspective on the original question was formed from sitting ringside while a good friend was beaten down, so that's where my vote went. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #17 June 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDepends on the person she is. Walt She was a very nice person who just happens to take her clothes off for money. I think the "mum...I'm dating a stripper" would only be second in "mum...I'm dating a professional poker player" in shock value for the family. I've met strippers that were self-destructive party girls and others who were really sharp. The biggest problem I would have in dating a stripper is that I think they must certainly see men in a very negative light, and they make their money by being manipulative. I'd be concerned about work attitudes spilling over into her personal life. That being said, I do think it really depends on the person. WaltDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #18 June 20, 2006 QuoteDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I've got a reputation to maintain!!!!! So, uh, wanna see some great turd pics? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeepDiver 0 #19 June 20, 2006 Take pictures, many many many pictures, wear a camera helmet if possible. Did I stress the importance of pictures? They make great coasters later in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nanook 1 #20 June 20, 2006 Ahh nostalgia. . .I remember my "Stripper Stage". don't let her move in. It's hard to get them out after that. Then she will inviter her friends over. . .Sexy party you say? Don't kid yourself. The Cockroaches will say "damn, we have an infestation here!!" That's my experience though. Truthfully though, they aren't much different from regular women, they just have odd hours and odd friends. Hide your weed!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #21 June 20, 2006 Quote 2. No Red Heads!! awww.. real red-heads, or pretend red heads??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Saw 0 #22 June 20, 2006 She hot? If yes... you just answered your own question as far as I'm concerned. *closes window quickly* Nah honn... I wus just answerin' some skydiving question Join me in my "no clouds" petition! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #23 June 20, 2006 Ok so here is the general plan of attack after considering the options. Go and have a drink. Dont let her move in or in any way get emotionally attached, hide the weed (not that I have any .... army random drug tests). Have lots of freaky sex not involving red heads or people from alabama and wear a camera helmet taking lots of pictures. I think I can just about manage that, but it does seem a lot. Would sitting on the other side of the table be acceptable instead? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #24 June 20, 2006 QuoteNow we are set to meet next week but I'm having second thoughts as stripping is slightly immoral by even my standards. This here is truely sad and I pity youYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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popsjumper 2 #10 June 19, 2006 QuoteLet go of the "she's a stripper" mentality and replace that with "she's a person with a job." Go out with her and see how it goes. Maybe she doesn't want to dance anymore and is working on getting into something more "moral." Keep an open mind. Ahhhh...you're hoping to create a job opening for yourself, eh? I got $$$$ and you may need some training.... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #11 June 19, 2006 Oh no. I've got a job that I like, thank you very much. Besides, I'm retired from that line of work. See ya soon , Andy!! I'm looking forward to see you again!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #12 June 19, 2006 I got Three Rules in Life.. 1. No Strippers!! 2. No Red Heads!! 3. No Women from Alabama!! For a truely peaceful (and Boring) Life.. Live by these Rules. Of course these Rules are the MOST fun to break of any rules ever!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #13 June 19, 2006 Quote 3. No Women from Alabama!! There has *got* to be a story behind that one!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #14 June 19, 2006 I had to vote no. I know a guy who fell for a beautiful woman who just happened to take her clothes off for money in order to support her little girl. Six months later, he's lost a job, he's paid several thousand dollars for her breast enlargement, he's estranged a few friends, he's started drinking again, he's accused of rape, and there's a round of restraining orders for everybody involved. Granted, he was an idiot in several ways; it wasn't entirely her fault. But she was an incredibly destructive influence, so I gotta vote no. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #15 June 19, 2006 So essentially you're saying that all strippers are bad because your friend screwed one that was not a good person? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #16 June 19, 2006 Nope, no blanket statements here. Just saying that my perspective on the original question was formed from sitting ringside while a good friend was beaten down, so that's where my vote went. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #17 June 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDepends on the person she is. Walt She was a very nice person who just happens to take her clothes off for money. I think the "mum...I'm dating a stripper" would only be second in "mum...I'm dating a professional poker player" in shock value for the family. I've met strippers that were self-destructive party girls and others who were really sharp. The biggest problem I would have in dating a stripper is that I think they must certainly see men in a very negative light, and they make their money by being manipulative. I'd be concerned about work attitudes spilling over into her personal life. That being said, I do think it really depends on the person. WaltDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #18 June 20, 2006 QuoteDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I've got a reputation to maintain!!!!! So, uh, wanna see some great turd pics? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JeepDiver 0 #19 June 20, 2006 Take pictures, many many many pictures, wear a camera helmet if possible. Did I stress the importance of pictures? They make great coasters later in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nanook 1 #20 June 20, 2006 Ahh nostalgia. . .I remember my "Stripper Stage". don't let her move in. It's hard to get them out after that. Then she will inviter her friends over. . .Sexy party you say? Don't kid yourself. The Cockroaches will say "damn, we have an infestation here!!" That's my experience though. Truthfully though, they aren't much different from regular women, they just have odd hours and odd friends. Hide your weed!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #21 June 20, 2006 Quote 2. No Red Heads!! awww.. real red-heads, or pretend red heads??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Saw 0 #22 June 20, 2006 She hot? If yes... you just answered your own question as far as I'm concerned. *closes window quickly* Nah honn... I wus just answerin' some skydiving question Join me in my "no clouds" petition! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sockpuppet 0 #23 June 20, 2006 Ok so here is the general plan of attack after considering the options. Go and have a drink. Dont let her move in or in any way get emotionally attached, hide the weed (not that I have any .... army random drug tests). Have lots of freaky sex not involving red heads or people from alabama and wear a camera helmet taking lots of pictures. I think I can just about manage that, but it does seem a lot. Would sitting on the other side of the table be acceptable instead? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #24 June 20, 2006 QuoteNow we are set to meet next week but I'm having second thoughts as stripping is slightly immoral by even my standards. This here is truely sad and I pity youYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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Thanatos340 1 #12 June 19, 2006 I got Three Rules in Life.. 1. No Strippers!! 2. No Red Heads!! 3. No Women from Alabama!! For a truely peaceful (and Boring) Life.. Live by these Rules. Of course these Rules are the MOST fun to break of any rules ever!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #13 June 19, 2006 Quote 3. No Women from Alabama!! There has *got* to be a story behind that one!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #14 June 19, 2006 I had to vote no. I know a guy who fell for a beautiful woman who just happened to take her clothes off for money in order to support her little girl. Six months later, he's lost a job, he's paid several thousand dollars for her breast enlargement, he's estranged a few friends, he's started drinking again, he's accused of rape, and there's a round of restraining orders for everybody involved. Granted, he was an idiot in several ways; it wasn't entirely her fault. But she was an incredibly destructive influence, so I gotta vote no. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #15 June 19, 2006 So essentially you're saying that all strippers are bad because your friend screwed one that was not a good person? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #16 June 19, 2006 Nope, no blanket statements here. Just saying that my perspective on the original question was formed from sitting ringside while a good friend was beaten down, so that's where my vote went. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 June 20, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDepends on the person she is. Walt She was a very nice person who just happens to take her clothes off for money. I think the "mum...I'm dating a stripper" would only be second in "mum...I'm dating a professional poker player" in shock value for the family. I've met strippers that were self-destructive party girls and others who were really sharp. The biggest problem I would have in dating a stripper is that I think they must certainly see men in a very negative light, and they make their money by being manipulative. I'd be concerned about work attitudes spilling over into her personal life. That being said, I do think it really depends on the person. WaltDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 June 20, 2006 QuoteDamn Walt. That was downright... intellectual and perceptive of you. I'm impressed. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I've got a reputation to maintain!!!!! So, uh, wanna see some great turd pics? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #19 June 20, 2006 Take pictures, many many many pictures, wear a camera helmet if possible. Did I stress the importance of pictures? They make great coasters later in life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #20 June 20, 2006 Ahh nostalgia. . .I remember my "Stripper Stage". don't let her move in. It's hard to get them out after that. Then she will inviter her friends over. . .Sexy party you say? Don't kid yourself. The Cockroaches will say "damn, we have an infestation here!!" That's my experience though. Truthfully though, they aren't much different from regular women, they just have odd hours and odd friends. Hide your weed!!_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #21 June 20, 2006 Quote 2. No Red Heads!! awww.. real red-heads, or pretend red heads??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saw 0 #22 June 20, 2006 She hot? If yes... you just answered your own question as far as I'm concerned. *closes window quickly* Nah honn... I wus just answerin' some skydiving question Join me in my "no clouds" petition! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #23 June 20, 2006 Ok so here is the general plan of attack after considering the options. Go and have a drink. Dont let her move in or in any way get emotionally attached, hide the weed (not that I have any .... army random drug tests). Have lots of freaky sex not involving red heads or people from alabama and wear a camera helmet taking lots of pictures. I think I can just about manage that, but it does seem a lot. Would sitting on the other side of the table be acceptable instead? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 June 20, 2006 QuoteNow we are set to meet next week but I'm having second thoughts as stripping is slightly immoral by even my standards. This here is truely sad and I pity youYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
