Tink1717 2 #1 August 4, 2006 So, I got dumped last night. I more or less saw it coming. What I didn't see coming was getting dumped via cell phone WHILE ON THE WAY TO PICK HER UP FOR OUR DATE !!! I mean, jeeze, at least take me for a sushi dinner! I know, I know, stay away from the whuffos.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 August 4, 2006 Maybe JENNR8R is right, we are twins! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 August 4, 2006 As a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #4 August 4, 2006 QuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. Okay, what have I been telling people for a year and a half now!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 August 4, 2006 QuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. I dunno--I can be a pretty fun date! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #6 August 4, 2006 QuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. I think that is the best advice I have ever read on dropzone.com. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 August 4, 2006 QuoteSo, I got dumped last night. I more or less saw it coming. What I didn't see coming was getting dumped via cell phone WHILE ON THE WAY TO PICK HER UP FOR OUR DATE !!! I mean, jeeze, at least take me for a sushi dinner! I know, I know, stay away from the whuffos. *That* is fucking cold! Funny as shit, but cold! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 August 4, 2006 That sucks. You shoulda took her to Rantoul."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #9 August 4, 2006 QuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, what have I been telling people for a year and a half now!! Beth, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. But, with skydivers they will drink...so my metaphor really sucks. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #10 August 4, 2006 I think after meeting the Muff Brothers and being on a jet load, she would have run screaming into the dead if night.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #11 August 4, 2006 QuoteMaybe JENNR8R is right, we are twins! Well... neither of you twin boys has asked JENNR8R on a date... humph...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 August 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteMaybe JENNR8R is right, we are twins! Well... neither of you twin boys has asked JENNR8R on a date... humph... Wanna go on a date? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #13 August 4, 2006 QuoteMaybe JENNR8R is right, we are twins! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well... neither of you twin boys has asked JENNR8R on a date... humph... Have you looked at my profile lately. I'm living in Quantanamo. I didn't think you would have that much fun and there's no conjugal visits allowed. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #14 August 4, 2006 The good news is.... Since she broke up with you, it's time to post naked pics of her on the web!!! DZ.com would be the place to start Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #15 August 4, 2006 Wanna go on the sushi date she bailed on?Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #16 August 4, 2006 The only problem with that is: I don't have any. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,148 #17 August 4, 2006 Do you have any head shots? There's always photoshop to the rescue You want her to be gorgeous to bolster your reputation, or hideous to ruin hers? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 August 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. Okay, what have I been telling people for a year and a half now!! so then where to used to be skydivers fall within that equation? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #19 August 4, 2006 Nah, don't have any of those either. AND I'm not anywhere near good enough with photoshop to do that. Bummer.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #20 August 4, 2006 Wait all. Tink I am sorry you were broken up with, and sorry she did it over the phone but hold on... You haven't done worse to a woman before? Were you right for each other? Were you planning on breaking up with her in the near future? Did you think everything was okay? What's your REAL beef?Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 August 4, 2006 Dude, you wanna come over and we can go out and play skee-ball. I'll cheer you up. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #22 August 4, 2006 And... the use of her image would be below you. Plus a form or identity theft and misuse. Go out with a bunch of friends, have a blast, get drunk, go see strippers whatever... let your peeps cheer you up. Get a better gf, that would be true revenge. Karma will bite her in the ass for you.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 August 4, 2006 What is this ? the womens's forum ? Tink, post her pic and phone number. Just teasin ya E. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 August 4, 2006 QuoteAs a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos. Also, it's a pretty good idea to refrain from dating skydivers as well. so what you're saying is that dating in general is a bad idea... I'm soo on top of that shit... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CieloDiosa 0 #25 August 4, 2006 what would make it even funnier is if she did it via text msg hahahhahaha ~boogie ho!! pull before impact! L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
