Got dumped last night

[Tink1717 2]

OOOH! I was in IL last week! I should have stopped by.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[Tink1717 2]

Well.... the nookie was good

I wasn't going anywhere, she seemed like she wasn't either. Who knows?

I've never dumped someone in any other way than face to face.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[Tink1717 2]

If she did, I wouldn't have got it. Text is turned off in my phone.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[waltappel 1]

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what would make it even funnier is if she did it via text msg
hahahhahaha

In parts of the Muslim world a man can divorce his wife by saying, "I divorce you" three times. Muslim authorities decided a few years ago that text messaging was an ok way to do it. More recently Malaysia and Singapore banned this type of divorce but it may still be legal in Dubai.

Walt

[Squeak 17]

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what would make it even funnier is if she did it via text msg
hahahhahaha

Happened to a friend of mine, what sort of spineless wanker would do that, I told her he wasn't right for her at the start, she rides an R1 way better than him

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[JENNR8R 0]

Wanna go on a date?

[JENNR8R 0]

Have you looked at my profile lately. I'm living in Quantanamo. I didn't think you would have that much fun and there's no conjugal visits allowed.

[JENNR8R 0]

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Wanna go on the sushi date she bailed on?

Sure... I've already met the Muff Brothers and didn't flee.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

[waltappel 1]

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Wanna go on a date?

You want to go on another date? You took me to a "tittie bar" on our first date. How do you plan to top that?

[JENNR8R 0]

Wanna go on a date?

[JohnMitchell 14]

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So, I got dumped last night. I more or less saw it coming. What I didn't see coming was getting dumped via cell phone WHILE ON THE WAY TO PICK HER UP FOR OUR DATE !!.

You mean you didn't have a back up date?

Come on, you're a skydiver. You should plan ahead better.

At least she dumped you before you bought her dinner . . . again.

[Mickochet 0]

Been there.

If you never fall down you aren't trying hard enough.

[AggieDave 6]

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As a general rule it's not a good idea to date whuffos.

I married a whuffo. Well, sort of. She was a whuffo when we met, then she shortly did one and only one to get everyone on the DZ to shut up. Now she has over 400 jumps.


TINK:

If she wasn't good enough to dump you face to face, then she sure as hell wasn't good enough for you in the first place. Go grab your buddy Jasper Newton Daniels and go party for the night, then the next night you can go find another friend to get to know better.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[skymama 35]

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I know, I know, stay away from the whuffos.

It has nothing to do with her being a whuffo, there are plenty of people in skydiving who have bad manners also.

Sorry you got dumped.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[cloudseeker2001 0]

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Wanna go on a date?

You want to go on another date? You took me to a "tittie bar" on our first date. How do you plan to top that?

[Keith 0]

Sorry to hear that, but look on the bright side. At least you found out she's a bitch sooner rather than later. (only a bitch/bastard would break up with someone that way). Now you can move on and find the right woman.

Keith

Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

[kenz 0]

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You mean you didn't have a back up date?

Come on, you're a skydiver. You should plan ahead better.

apparently that statement is so true

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[swedishcelt 0]

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You mean you didn't have a back up date?

Come on, you're a skydiver. You should plan ahead better.

apparently that statement is so true

Ouch. Unfortunately, I have never dated a skydiver w/o a back-up on hand.

[udder 0]

dude stop being such a bitch. I'd much rather be dumped by phone when I was at home instead of driving all the way to her house. thats just plain fucking rude making you drive all the way there just to dump you. You prolly saved like 50c in gas and 50% on your sushi

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[zoobrothertom 5]

Ouch. Unfortunately, I have never dated a skydiver w/o a back-up on hand.

[Monk 0]

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what would make it even funnier is if she did it via text msg
hahahhahaha

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA lol

oH that's f*ing cold! hahahahaahhahahaahah
Whew!

Monk