The111 1 #1 September 15, 2003 Taking suggestions for Lutzisms... in reference to 1. ...you deploy your "chute" and it DISAPPEARS!!! 2. ...you try to land but there are powerlines EVERYWHERE!www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 September 15, 2003 You know you might be a Lutz if... Your idea of hanging out is to do it on a power line__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #3 September 15, 2003 ...you sue Goodyear when your tires wear out. ...when you lose you sue the city for making paved roads.www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #4 September 15, 2003 When its time to make an important decision, you dont Loser + Putz = Lutz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #5 September 15, 2003 You might be a lutz if...... "your freakking chute just ripps right off!!" - If you look up and see your chute "nice and round" - If you never figured out what to do during trainging when you chute "disappears" - pull handles randomly (edited because i can't spell or even write in complete sentences)=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #6 September 15, 2003 I still think it would be WAY cool to get Scotty's Instructors on these forums and get their insight on him as a student - we can only make fun of him so much by watch the video =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #7 September 15, 2003 You might be a lutz if everything bad which happens to you is someone else's fault, and you sue because of it. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 September 15, 2003 ...you sue Mother Nature for NOT giving wings at birth__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 September 15, 2003 ...you consider sueing yourself because you failed to win two bogus lawsuits....I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #10 September 15, 2003 ...If you are dumb enough to have the whole story broadcast on television. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #11 September 15, 2003 Hehehe, good one.www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #12 September 15, 2003 LOL I love the way Lutz' name now is being used :). 'Lutzing' is a proper verb now Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 September 15, 2003 I think we should lobby to the U.N the creation of a NEW country where we can exile idiots, morons, stupid individuals like this, name of such country? LUTZITANIA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #14 September 15, 2003 QuoteI think we should lobby to the U.N the creation of a NEW country where we can exile idiots, morons, stupid individuals like this, name of such country? LUTZITANIA GREAT IDEA!!!! We'll put it right in the Middle of the Middle East - that'll teach them!!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skylord 1 #15 September 16, 2003 Here's a couple: “Don’t be A Lutz Putz”. “Thus Sayeth the Lord thy God, Look not upon a dropzone with Lutz in thine heart.” Sparky Says: “If you are close enough to power lines to hear them crackling, do nothing. It’s your JMs fault anyway” “At pull time, get a head start on the inevitable cutaway. Pull that handle first.” Any more?Bob Marks "-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilchief 0 #16 April 23, 2005 funny..my tank commander's last name is Lutz :D"Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been and there you long to return." - Da Vinci www.lilchief.no Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #17 September 13, 2006 QuoteLOL I love the way Lutz' name now is being used :). 'Lutzing' is a proper verb now And an adjective. What does a toolsack look like, daddy? Well, rememer when I showed you a Lutz?...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #18 September 13, 2006 You might be a Lutz if: You pull off your pecker and toss it in the toilet after taking a piss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 September 13, 2006 QuoteYou might be a Lutz if: You pull off your pecker and toss it in the toilet after taking a piss. You might be a lutz if you work for the Phil. Enquirer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
