boinky 0 #26 February 8, 2005 QuoteYou work in an auto dealer.... there should be no shortage of willing and able partners Small dealership. I have to work with these people every day. Don't want to have sex with them, too. Besides, I want them to continue thinking I'm sweet and innocent . They'd never be able to look at me the same way again after THAT!!! Probably why I never showed them the pictures of me dressed as a dominatrix for Halloween! Definitely needs to be an outsider who won't narc to the management.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 February 8, 2005 QuoteWho is the sex with? Me. Now answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #28 February 8, 2005 QuoteI dated a Goth Chick several years ago and she drove an Hearse. Lots of room in the back and she had some fun "Attachment Points" back there. Hmmm...this could work. I DO still have all of my tools of the trade from my Dominatrix moments at Halloween. Maybe I could get Turtle to come over and let me try this stuff out on him.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #29 February 8, 2005 QuoteSo you're saying you've actually done this already, right? Once again I ask... ***How YOU doin'?" And I'm doing fine. As for the smell of death- well use a new coffin dammit. they're stored in the back room....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #30 February 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteWho is the sex with? Me. Now answer. Hell yes! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #31 February 8, 2005 Your secondary discipline of choice is CRW, huh? And you're into hearses/coffins. Ahhh....a match made in, well, not necessarily heaven but not hell. I'm only in GA, you know.....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #32 February 8, 2005 "John...the dead one is full again..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #33 February 8, 2005 Next time I'm in NC, I'll have to make a side trip! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #34 February 8, 2005 QuoteNext time I'm in NC, I'll have to make a side trip! Ahhh....but the hearse will be all gone by then. Sorry..... Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #35 February 8, 2005 Quote I DO still have all of my tools of the trade from my Dominatrix moments Now where is this hearse again?? You know I may have been a very bad boy at some point. Wait a Minute.... Hearse... Dominatrix... Miss Conservative?? Yea, Right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #36 February 8, 2005 Hmm.... Well, that does sort of appeal to my vampire fantasies... Yeah, I'd probably do it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #37 February 8, 2005 Now Jay....having problems keeping up with me? 1. I sell cars for a living. We have a service department attached to the dealership that repairs Ford/Mercury/Lincoln products. 2. There is a hearse currently in the service department that is being left overnight awaiting parts. 3. I was a Dominatrix for Halloween and still have my tools. It has been suggested that there are "tie down" spots in a hearse. 4. Currently looking for someone adventurous to break in the hearse and my playtoys at the same time. 5. If you haven't been a bad boy before, can I lure you to the dark side for a short while? 6. I'm conservative. I swear. It's just my mind and body that I don't have control of. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #38 February 8, 2005 Quote 2. There is a hearse currently in the service department that is being left overnight awaiting parts. well hell if that is ruining your time table, I might still have connections.....Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #39 February 8, 2005 I take advantage of the situation & hope someone else does all the screamingSkymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #40 February 8, 2005 Quote I might still have connections..... Oh, do you now? Anyone I know?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #41 February 8, 2005 Quote Oh, do you now? Anyone I know? only if you worked at that funeral home!Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexInTheSky 0 #42 February 8, 2005 QuoteYou know, the smell of the corpse stays in the coffin even after you put the corpse in a dumpster. Not an erotic scent. But that's just me, maybe. WOW, is scary that U know that!!!! ----------------------------------- how much is it worth a minute of unexplainable freedom =) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dunesurfer 0 #43 February 8, 2005 Soooooo........ just why is it that they call you "boinky"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #44 February 8, 2005 QuoteSoooooo........ just why is it that they call you "boinky"? If you read this thread all the way through, you'll probably get some idea why. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #45 February 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteSoooooo........ just why is it that they call you "boinky"? If you read this thread all the way through, you'll probably get some idea why. HA! That's EXACTLY what I refered to when you 1st PMed me._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRWDogRigger 0 #46 February 8, 2005 Sure I would, don't really care if there is a coffin in it but you'd have dress in goth-like makeup and attire! So, you have a lot of time to sit and ponder this today? I feel your pain there, not working today and bored out of my head. Take Care, Frank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #47 February 8, 2005 only if it was that jag hearse from harold and maude Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #48 February 8, 2005 Oh, with you, now that's a different story. The answer would be just about anywhere. Just kidding. Hey, girl!Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #49 February 8, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWho is the sex with? Me. Now answer. Hell yes! Oh get a room you 2! And make sure you have a webcam in it! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #50 February 8, 2005 QuoteSo, you have a lot of time to sit and ponder this today? I feel your pain there, not working today and bored out of my head. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. NOTE TO SELF: I've GOT to remember that others read these postings and they sometimes come back to bite me in the ass. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
