RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 October 28, 2006 ...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #2 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. Quote Maybe for YOU! But if you have some razor burn from the latest ball shaving.....OUWIEEEEEE!!! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 October 28, 2006 So you're saying it didn't have that silky smooth soothing affect _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #5 October 28, 2006 So I take it you're not referring to global warming in Kentucky? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #6 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better place Discuss.~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. That is such an obvious truth. If someone writes it down, the followers of Astroglide will be having a religious war over it in 300 years. If everybody had a little sumpin-sumpin before work in the morning, then road rage would be non-existent. "After you." "No, I insist, after you..." "You're too kind. Have a pleasant day." You are definitely onto something here. I'm going to start recording all your posts for further study. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 October 28, 2006 QuoteSo I take it you're not referring to global warming in Kentucky? ...ROTFLMAO! That made me *slap my own ass* in absolute laughter! ...and as a respectful tribute to my buddy Cory and his new honey...GOD BLESS AMERICA! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #9 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. I'll start asking the old fellas as they're bent over the exam table, jeans dropped to their knees, "Want me to warm up the lube first?" linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #10 October 28, 2006 QuoteQuote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. I'll start asking the old fellas as they're bent over the exam table, jeans dropped to their knees, "Want me to warm up the lube first?" linz having flashbacks of eddy murphy's delirious...hummena hummena aaahyiiiii!!!!! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #11 October 28, 2006 Quotethat silky smooth soothing affect Quote Oh it was REAL smooth, how I grabbed the '"boys" and went screaming into the bathroom when she gave me the old " A little dab will do ya" line! THEN i gotta hear all this bitchin' and moanin' about how she washes her face in that sink as im puttin' out the FIRE! Hell she brushes her teeth there to, but i guess the "tongue depressor" i was checkin' her tonsils with earlier is different then a toothbrush! Live and learn i guess, next time i will leave the ornaments furry and hope the next one likes EAR MUFFS-! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pullhigh 0 #12 October 28, 2006 Hmmmmm What exactly are you doing with this stuff? Ganja Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites groundrush134 0 #13 October 28, 2006 QuoteHmmmmm What exactly are you doing with this stuff? Ganjaclicky.....KY~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #14 October 28, 2006 PHHHHHFFFFTT. I'm reading this one in the morning when I can focuson one screen. looks like a good one. Night all.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #15 October 28, 2006 The KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #16 October 28, 2006 QuoteThe KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Au contrere, Astroglide does indeed...yessiree... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,410 #17 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. Let's see; It's Friday night, and someone is warming the KY; That would imply you aren't alone; So I would expect the other person, (or people), would be getting rather annoyed that instead of participating in the activities, you are instead typing at your computer, you geek! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #18 October 28, 2006 QuoteThe KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Ever tell ya about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between K-Y Jelly and Window Putty?! 1/2 way through the honeymoon......all the windows FELL OUT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kenz 0 #19 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. i'll have to say that elexa is the way to go :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #20 October 28, 2006 Hmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #21 October 28, 2006 LMAOWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 October 28, 2006 its ok...I didn't really feel any hotter then what I already am! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #23 October 28, 2006 I should have known. Yea but it still makes my face hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #24 October 28, 2006 QuoteHmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Alkaseltzer changes the Ph balance and is supposed to be a bad idea. (Probably one of many ) Even though the fizzing is supposed to be fun, it decreases the body's defenses. (All this is based on the advice of a person who is the medical equivalent of a tandem student) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 October 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Alkaseltzer changes the Ph balance and is supposed to be a bad idea. (Probably one of many ) Even though the fizzing is supposed to be fun, it decreases the body's defenses. (All this is based on the advice of a person who is the medical equivalent of a tandem student) *Plop, Plop* *Fizz, Fizz* Oh what a relief it is _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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pullhigh 0 #12 October 28, 2006 Hmmmmm What exactly are you doing with this stuff? Ganja Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #13 October 28, 2006 QuoteHmmmmm What exactly are you doing with this stuff? Ganjaclicky.....KY~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #14 October 28, 2006 PHHHHHFFFFTT. I'm reading this one in the morning when I can focuson one screen. looks like a good one. Night all.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 October 28, 2006 The KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #16 October 28, 2006 QuoteThe KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Au contrere, Astroglide does indeed...yessiree... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,410 #17 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. Let's see; It's Friday night, and someone is warming the KY; That would imply you aren't alone; So I would expect the other person, (or people), would be getting rather annoyed that instead of participating in the activities, you are instead typing at your computer, you geek! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 October 28, 2006 QuoteThe KY warming stuff is too sticky. AstroGlide doesn't do warming but it works great and a little goes a long way. Walt Ever tell ya about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between K-Y Jelly and Window Putty?! 1/2 way through the honeymoon......all the windows FELL OUT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #19 October 28, 2006 Quote...just makes the world a better placeDiscuss. i'll have to say that elexa is the way to go :)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #20 October 28, 2006 Hmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #21 October 28, 2006 LMAOWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 October 28, 2006 its ok...I didn't really feel any hotter then what I already am! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #23 October 28, 2006 I should have known. Yea but it still makes my face hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 October 28, 2006 QuoteHmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Alkaseltzer changes the Ph balance and is supposed to be a bad idea. (Probably one of many ) Even though the fizzing is supposed to be fun, it decreases the body's defenses. (All this is based on the advice of a person who is the medical equivalent of a tandem student) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 October 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmmm...........haven't tried it. Since I am home in 5 days I'll put it on the shopping list. I want to try using Alkaseltzer as a sexual aid as well. Alkaseltzer changes the Ph balance and is supposed to be a bad idea. (Probably one of many ) Even though the fizzing is supposed to be fun, it decreases the body's defenses. (All this is based on the advice of a person who is the medical equivalent of a tandem student) *Plop, Plop* *Fizz, Fizz* Oh what a relief it is _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
