basemman06 0 #1 September 20, 2006 This is like "THIS OR THAT" except it's more like a dare. You're suppose to give them (next person to reply) two complicated dares and they have to pick one and give a reason, if any. I'll start. Would you rather... Set yourself on fire or lock yourself in the fridge.Looking forward to meeting at our next exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #2 September 20, 2006 Having set myself on fire before, ill go with that one. It isn't that bad. Would you: moon a cop or michael jackson_________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 September 20, 2006 Missionay or Doggie? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #4 September 20, 2006 Lock myself in the fridge then set myself on fire... So ummm.... Syphillius or Ghonorrea? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #5 September 20, 2006 It's all sort of downhill from here... LOL, sorry bout that.. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #6 September 20, 2006 gonorrhea cuz i could stand to see my schlong with lesions on it. would you rather slide down a bannister of razor blades into a tub of hot sauce or smash a light bulb in your mouth with a rubber malletFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #7 September 20, 2006 QuoteWould you: moon a cop or michael jacksonmoon the cop Would you rather : -have with you, all your life, everywhere, the hood of your car or -have with you, all your life, following you everywhere, a family of ducks with 8 ducklings ? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #8 September 20, 2006 id rather have a family of ducks follow me, that way i could slam a door on each one of them at random and slowly theyde all disappearFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #9 September 20, 2006 Quoteid rather have a family of ducks follow me, that way i could slam a door on each one of them at random and slowly theyde all disappearnope, they will always be there, do whatever you want, turn around, and they'll be in your footsteps. Again, and again... Watching you, following you... For life KWACKKWACK kwack kwack scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #10 September 20, 2006 QuoteWould you rather : -have with you, all your life, everywhere, the hood of your car or -have with you, all your life, following you everywhere, a family of ducks with 8 ducklings ? The ducklings, i always wanted a pet duck. Besides the car hood would be fucking hard to carry all the time. Would you rather: Screw a woman, only to find out she was previously a man (post op) OR Pass out in a club, then wake being molested by a gay waiter with all your friends watching? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #11 September 20, 2006 Quote KWACKKWACK kwack kwack You spell QuackQuackQuack FunnyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #12 September 20, 2006 would you rather: -lose a tooth everytime you say "I Love You", and at the end noone would understand what you're saying or -have an extra tooth in your mouth everytime you say I Love You and at the end the result would be the same. scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 September 20, 2006 Quotewould you rather: -lose a tooth everytime you say "I Love You", and at the end noone would understand what you're saying or -have an extra tooth in your mouth everytime you say I Love You and at the end the result would be the same. I'd go loose a tooth, Num Num Num NumYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #14 September 20, 2006 there's a book in french with loads of these things... I bought like 10 of them, thought it was a great present QuoteTu préfères... t'appeler Harry Cover ou bien Jean Cule? Tu préfères... avoir des bras en viande hachée, et tu peux pas porter grand chose je te l'accorde ou bien avoir les mêmes bras, mais en ciment. Et là, ils se plient pas, et tu peux pas porter grand chose de plus ! Tu préfères héberger chez toi les 7 nains, ou les 101 dalmatiens (évidemment l'avantage des 7 nains c'est que ça prend moins de place.. mais c'est moins affectueux !). Si t'étais une vache folle, tu préfèrerais danser.. sur du disco ou sur du reggae ? Tu préfères être une erreur judiciaire ou une erreur médicale ? Tu préfères donner ta langue au chat ou à la chatte ? Tu préfères être faux-cul ou vrai cul ? Tu préfères, toute ta vie, ne pas prononcer les 'T' ? (le avail c'est la sané)... ou mettre des 'R' pratout là où il ren fraut pras ? try and babelfish that scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
basemman06 0 #15 September 21, 2006 I think I would rather a medical error...I wouldn't want to be ass raped...again, jk Would you prefer to get caught raping a chiken. OR Be raped by a emu with no one there to helpLooking forward to meeting at our next exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 September 21, 2006 QuoteI think I would rather a medical error...I wouldn't want to be ass raped...again, jk Would you prefer to get caught raping a chiken. OR Be raped by a emu with no one there to help I'd raped the chicken LOL.. would you rather : fart paprika or have a living eyebrow that moved at will on your face.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
basemman06 0 #17 September 22, 2006 I'd go for the paprika..I'm sure that it smells better :P Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife OR Have a ginger, ugly, highly intelligent wife.Looking forward to meeting at our next exit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 September 22, 2006 QuoteI'd go for the paprika..I'm sure that it smells better :P Have a blonde, fit, dumb wife OR Have a ginger, ugly, highly intelligent wife. You CAN fix dumb. (for free) fixing ugly costs alot of money Would you rather have testicles that glow when you're aroused causing you to become temp impotent or have a paralyzing panic attack and shit yourself every time you had an orgasmMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 November 22, 2006 would you rather fight mike tyson or talk like him?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
