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Anyone know about Allentown, PA?

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I heard they're closing all the factories down....

And that they've taken all the coal from the ground.

But that's about all I know.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I heard they're closing all the factories down....

And that they've taken all the coal from the ground.

But that's about all I know.



Don't forget the iron and coke. And chromium steel.

:)

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms

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I was 22, in a tavern, on a Thursday night, in that city when a lascivious female asked me to dance. I, of course, said yes. We danced a few up beat moves then went back to her apartment to have her cook me a frozen pizza and perform oral sex on me. After that night, we kept in touch and she would come to my home town every 2 months or so to share a hotel room with me for long weekends. We would spend time watching equestrian short films and read erotic poetry while dining on properly prepared crustaceans. I lost touch with her a year or two when she told me that she had found someone else, more suitable to her needs I suppose. Her name was Terry and I think about her often as I look at look at my enormously pregnant wife.

I've learned that sweet sweet booty calls are fleeting and they must be cherished at every given moment. Good city.

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