LisaH 0 #1 December 5, 2006 ...."men are simple creatures" Although I can't stand this woman, she's right Sex, food, their sport of choice and clean clothes...Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wyrdrocks 0 #2 December 5, 2006 You give us too much credit. We really don't need clean clothes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 December 5, 2006 I could live without sports.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 December 5, 2006 QuoteSex, food, their sport of choice and clean clothes... [Swooooooonn!!] If you also agree that we need time away from Women sometimes and its ok to look at other Boobies from time to time.. I may just have to add you to my crush list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #5 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteSex, food, their sport of choice and clean clothes... [Swooooooonn!!] If you also agree that we need time away from Women sometimes and its ok to look at other Boobies from time to time.. I may just have to add you to my crush list. Forgot about that one...looking at other boobies is quite alright.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #6 December 5, 2006 Quote[Swooooooonn!!] If you also agree that we need time away from Women sometimes and its ok to look at other Boobies from time to time.. I may just have to add you to my crush list. Well, just as long as you agree that we need time away from Men sometimes and its ok to look at other boobies from time to time.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 December 5, 2006 QuoteI could live without sports.... Looking at boobies is a sport isn't it? I just added it to the list Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #8 December 5, 2006 Im sure youll get some marriage proposals for that one!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 December 5, 2006 Quoteits ok to look at other boobies from time to time Not only allowed, But HIGHLY encouraged!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #10 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteits ok to look at other boobies from time to time Not only allowed, But HIGHLY encouraged!! I could never deny a SO of looking at other boobies. That's part of what life is all about Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #11 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuote[Swooooooonn!!] If you also agree that we need time away from Women sometimes and its ok to look at other Boobies from time to time.. I may just have to add you to my crush list. Well, just as long as you agree that we need time away from Men sometimes and its ok to look at other boobies from time to time.... How about we go look at Boobies together? This could be a match made in Heaven! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #12 December 5, 2006 Quote How about we go look at Boobies together? This could be a match made in Heaven! Wow!! I've been proposed to and asked to go look at boobies with someone. This is a good night!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #13 December 5, 2006 you say that like its a bad thing, simple , uncomplicated, we say what me mean, now with that in mind you have to understand a bit of frustration on our part.... difficult hard to read , have to read your mind , I could go on but would probably piss off all the women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 December 5, 2006 What Men Want - a Dennis Miller Rant "I know the myth is that men want: Traci Lords in the bedroom, Julia Child in the kitchen, Hazel around the house, Lesley Visser during a game, Mary Poppins for the children, Cha Cha Muldowney in traffic, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Chick when we're sick, Mary Richards at work, Mother Theresa when we come home with leprosy, Gertrude Stein in conversation, the body of Sophia Loren in 'Boy on a Dolphin' combined with the voice of Sade, and to top it all off, the IQ of Anna Nicole Smith, because we don't want to feel too threatened. So if that's the myth of what we want, what's the reality? Well, first put that Cosmo article down right now and back slowly away from the magazine. Now go to the window and take a deep breath. You must clear your head of bullshit articles like "How to Trick Your Man into Cooking Tex-Mex". Trick me? How about asking me? And then I'll be able to tell you I don't have a fucking clue what Tex-Mex is, okay?! All right, I'm not supposed to do this. I'm not supposed to reveal the master list to all you non-tripods, but what the hell; here goes: Here's what men want from women. One through Ten: 1. We want you to understand that we don't give a shit about clothes. All right! Yours or ours. All we need is one pair of tennies and a pair of church shoes. That's it! 2. Don't talk to us when the television is on. All right! Very simple.. television is off.. we talk. Television is on.. we don't talk. 3. When you're behind the wheel of a car and want to get aggressive.. that's fine, but don't give somebody the finger and expect me to defend your honor when steroid lad comes over swinging a pair of nunchucks. 4. Would it kill you to watch Godfather with me for the 57th time? 5. Hey, I'm sorry that some of us see a beautiful sunset and think, "Hey I betcha' my accountant is boning me up the ass!" 6. You go see Nell by yourself. I met enough chicks like that at Helena's when I was single. 7. Have a sense of humor. Without a sense of humor a relationship lasts as long as William Burrows in the Boston Marathon. 8. Work out your job related anger before we have sex. Just because Helmut, the office boy, brought you a cup of lima bean consume, instead of a bowl of lima bean consume from Soup Plantation... I don't want to end up in the friction burn groin ward at Ceder's Sinai. 9. Don't ask us to cry. As much as you say you want us to cry... you hate it when we cry. I've tried crying in front of my wife... she enjoyed it for about 30 seconds and started thinking, "Why in the fuck did I marry this hamster?" 10. Be patient. Hold us. Love us unconditionally. Help us out of this testostorone enduced fog, and lead us into the light... Or if that's asking too much how's 'bout a big sloppy blowjob once in awhile! "Of course that's just my opinion..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #15 December 5, 2006 What Men Want - a Dennis Miller Rant Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #16 December 5, 2006 Hey Jim, what the hell is Boy on a Dolphin? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #17 December 5, 2006 I hate Dr, Laura. I was once driving through BFE and listening to her......A woman called and confessed that she had been cheating on her husband with a guy from work and Dr. Laura went off on her and called her a slut! The very next day a woman called in and confessed to cheating on her husband with a guy from church and Dr. Laura told her that is was ok, stop the side action, never ever tell your husband and forget it ever happened! WTF??????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 December 5, 2006 QuoteHey Jim, what the hell is Boy on a Dolphin? Sophie movie that was 'hard' to watch as a kid....! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #19 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI could live without sports.... Looking at boobies is a sport isn't it? I just added it to the list Looking at other boobies is the "Ultimate Sport" I'm like a woman in a shoe store when it comes to that--- 'Alright bring em ALL out her RIGHT NOW -- I wanna see EVERY god damn pair in Every God Damn size o' them sum' bitches lets go gettem out here !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #20 December 5, 2006 i hate laura shweszinglerwhatever.. she contradicts her own words too muchCLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #21 December 5, 2006 Quote Sophie movie that was 'hard' to watch as a kid....! Wow, she's got a lot of pepperoni in her pizza! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 December 5, 2006 Did you know what she is a 'doctor' of? English. And she passes herself off as some kind of psychologist on the radio. Misrepresentation and she knows it...calling herself 'Doctor' and giving relationship advice. I just can't stand the self-righteous bitch.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 December 5, 2006 Did you know what she is a 'doctor' of? English. Quote So what...if I have a puking paragraph or a sneezie sentence she's who I should call?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #24 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteHey Jim, what the hell is Boy on a Dolphin? Sophie movie that was 'hard' to watch as a kid....! They had movies when you were a kid?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveJack 1 #25 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuote How about we go look at Boobies together? This could be a match made in Heaven! Wow!! I've been proposed to and asked to go look at boobies with someone. This is a good night!! Wait a minute! That wasn’t a proposal, it was a proposition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
2fat2fly 0 #24 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteHey Jim, what the hell is Boy on a Dolphin? Sophie movie that was 'hard' to watch as a kid....! They had movies when you were a kid?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #25 December 5, 2006 QuoteQuote How about we go look at Boobies together? This could be a match made in Heaven! Wow!! I've been proposed to and asked to go look at boobies with someone. This is a good night!! Wait a minute! That wasn’t a proposal, it was a proposition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
