SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 December 8, 2006 Me? I needed a new body pillow, but the one my SO bought me was so long and heavy that it was like a third person was sleeping in the bed with us....that sounds strangely sexual, doesn't it? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 December 8, 2006 A broken heart. Twice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #3 December 8, 2006 The HIV!!!"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #5 December 8, 2006 Seriously...burnt cookies. Once, I received a Grandma bathrobe. Very blah, but at least I could pass it on to Goodwill. I'm sure someone wanted it : ) The burnt cookies tasted horrible and were useless.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 December 8, 2006 Burnt cookies!!?? Did this person even like you? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #7 December 8, 2006 A bucket of coal....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 December 8, 2006 Thats not too bad...its a useful gift when its cold outside. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #9 December 8, 2006 It was a birthday/Christmas combo: a used bike with two flat tires. My parents said they'd fix it up, but didn't. I still remember sitting in the basement atop my rusty bike with flat tires. My parents are no good with the follow-through. But somehow, they were always able to afford cigarettes and booze. Hmmmmm. But I'm not bitter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #10 December 8, 2006 QuoteBurnt cookies!!?? Did this person even like you? Bobbi They were from my step-mother-in-law - so it's hard to tell : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 December 8, 2006 Your killin me here!! LOLOL BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #12 December 8, 2006 Well at least they weren't burnt and poisoned...or were they...Hmmmmmm BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #13 December 8, 2006 A bag of marshmellows with a poem... You've been naughty So heres the scoop You're getting nothing for Christmas But Snowman poop..... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 December 8, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #15 December 8, 2006 It's a picture in a square frame. But all throughout the picture are those little teeny fiber optic lights. The ones that change colors. The picture: The last supper. I call it the Jesus lamp and I refuse to throw it away for fear my mother-in-law will ask about it and then I'd have to tell her and I would go to hell. My husband tried to throw it away once! *gasp* ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #16 December 8, 2006 QuoteThats not too bad...its a useful gift when its cold outside. Bobbi Not when you're 12 years old...The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drae 0 #17 December 8, 2006 It would be a toss up... a) Metallic gold scarf b) Hot plate with Mr Kilowatt on front of the box c) sun catcher that was received free with the Reader's Digest subscription All given to me by the ex mother-in-law within the last few years...did she love me or what?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #18 December 8, 2006 QuoteIt's a picture in a square frame. But all throughout the picture are those little teeny fiber optic lights. The ones that change colors. The picture: The last supper. I call it the Jesus lamp and I refuse to throw it away for fear my mothe-in-law will ask about it and then I'd have to tell her and I would go to hell. My husband tried to throw it away once! *gasp* Damn, that sounds like the greatest gift ever!!! My brother got an Elvis figure that does the bump and grind and plays guitar as he sings "Blue Christmas"--all at the touch of a button!!!! For some reason he didn't like it so he gave it to me. Obviously he has no appreciation of art Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyNerd87 0 #19 December 8, 2006 one year my grandma gave me candles, not scented candles or cool shaped ones, just a small box of plain white candlesaka Wag-Tail, ChangoEnLosPantalones Rodriguez, Sonic Skyjew "Just remember... don't fuck up." Shake 'n Bake! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 December 8, 2006 Cool! Rock on!! You know you secretly like it...... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 December 8, 2006 Its the thought that counts!! You could have got burnt cookies for gods sake! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 December 8, 2006 I got a self-help book once. Something to the effect of why kids destroy their lives and how to prevent it. Gee, uh, thanks, mom! I tried to find a book to the effect of, "Overbearing Mothers Who Alienate their Kids - Guess Why YOUR Child Bought You This Book!" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #23 December 9, 2006 I can't say for sure for myself, but my dad once gave my sister a HUGE box of ramen noodles. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #24 December 9, 2006 Frost bite at Camp Lejuene - xmas 1991. It was f****** cold.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #25 December 9, 2006 My mom gave me a ladies' silk robe with 3 pairs of lacy panties and my sister a pair of boots in my size. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
