ntrprnr 0 #1 December 19, 2006 I thought this was cool. Of course, I'm a consultant, so I don't get no holiday bonus. 13 Ways to Blow Your Holiday Bonus_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 December 19, 2006 I bookmarked that site so I can go back to it the next time I get a two hundred thousand dollar bonus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #3 December 19, 2006 My shopping prayers have been answered. L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 December 19, 2006 QuoteMy shopping prayers have been answered. I got the helicopter, you should get the yaht and we can trade off. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #5 December 19, 2006 what holiday bonus??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #6 December 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy shopping prayers have been answered. I got the helicopter, you should get the yaht and we can trade off. We should be able to land the helicopter on the yacht.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 December 19, 2006 Last year my holiday bonus was a $20 gift certificate to Kroger. Everyone complained and said the company was being cheap. So this year we get nothing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 December 19, 2006 I got $20 to Barnes & Noble, and I'm gonna spend it all in one place! Whee! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
demoss99 0 #9 December 19, 2006 My wife's former employer's basic bonus philosophy is "congratulations...you're still going to be employed come Jan 1....now get back to work." "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 December 19, 2006 #7 - why settle for lowly 5 star hotels, I mean really! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #11 December 19, 2006 my holiday bonus was self made...took all the change laying around the house to the coinstar machine (coinstar.com). you can have all the change counted for free, if you choose to redeem the amount at on of thier current partners...like starbucks, pier one, amazon....i chose amazon. $43.98 ! Man, what a bonus!!! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 December 19, 2006 <<"congratulations...you're still going to be employed come Jan 1....now get back to work>> yeap - same here.... with the caveat that they wont guarantee 2 Jan (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #13 December 20, 2006 I can't even bring myself to look at the list. : (Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 December 20, 2006 QuoteLast year my holiday bonus was a $20 gift certificate to Kroger. Everyone complained and said the company was being cheap. So this year we get nothing. You should come work for me. My guy is getting a 750.00 bonus. He'll probably give it all to his girlfriend dumb asshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #15 December 20, 2006 What should we do with the rest of the bonus money?Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #16 December 20, 2006 can i bring my rig and jump from the helicopter? seriously though i'll be blowing my christmas bonus on gear and jumps.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 December 20, 2006 QuoteI can't even bring myself to look at the list. : (if it make you feel any better the end of year bonuses that they are suggesting ideas for are 6 figures... which come to think of it doesn't make me feel any better at all... nevermind...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 December 20, 2006 I have my eye on a reserve for my rigDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #19 December 20, 2006 yuor not kidding my Bonus will convert to a really nice 2K comp FF2 fully loaded camera helmet Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
