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My father beat me, my mother abandoned me, and my uncle molested me

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You know, Frats and Sorostitutes.

Now AggieDave, that's not PC. I think what you meant was fraternities and sorwhorities.



Ah, ok. Now I understand, thank you for changing me of my un-PC ways.
:D
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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This is my ONE gift and warning to you,next time expect the usual consequences



I dont understand. Usual consequenses?

He is going to send you out to spend more quality time with your dear uncle.:oB|B|:D
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Alright you two(lisa,freeflir), enough of that. Take it to PM if you want to express your feelings for one another.

Funks: See the link to the rules.
"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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Shouldnt you be out shooting people ?




Maybe...........but instead I am drinking rum and hanging out with my team mates and friends. Thanks. I know you don't have any of those. May you have a nice holiday in spite of all that. :)
You two are so cute when ya argue.:D:D
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Your uncle gave you candy didn't he?

Sounds like you both got something out of the deal:)
Although we have never met, I can tell by your penmanship that you were asking for it!
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Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk...
Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix!

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What ? Didn't your pickup truck breakdown for the umpteenth time and your favorite dog runaway too, while your ex ran off with your favorite fishing pole and Johnny cash record collection?:D
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and as for Skymamas post here, it didn't take long for you to get spanked again did it, the only thing that could make this better is if Skymama, had been the one to comence with the latest spanking, Ha hell I'd pay to see that Go Skymama.
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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Losers with no job that suck life off others are funny too. :D


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Hey don't talk about my mom like that when she's not here to defend herself, (even if it is true)and at christmas time too no less, you heartless bitch you!
Besides she wouldn't be that way, if she and grandma could both just kick that nasty ole crack pipe, to the curb!
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I hope someone remembered to ask santa for a new sense of humor this year!:ph34r:
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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The funniest thing about this thread is that I think funks isn't the one with the biggest issues......B|


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No we ALL have "issues" funks on the otherhand comparetivly speaking; has "volumes"
*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

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...now then your father slapped you on the ass when you were born, your mama left you in school with the kindergarten teacher when you begged her to take you home on the first day of school, and you walked in on your uncle flogging the bishop.

-and they aren't really bad people, you're just fibbin' for attention, aren't you funks?

Ok, it worked. I love you! :D
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy this time of year?



Go skydiving!
or start a new Christmas tradition with friends who make you actually feel glad to be alive,
or, if you're feeling especially benevolent, I've heard that doing or giving something to someone who can't return the favor gives a nice high.
Blue skies & happy jitters ~Mockingbird
"Why is there something rather than nothing?"

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